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Wankers Of The Zoo Crew

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Wankers Of The Zoo Crew at studio June 28th 2008
Wankers Of The Zoo Crew: "Strange Priorities"

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WANKERS OF THE ZOO CREW is a band, founded in Helsinki, Finland early 2006, consisting of five youngsters around the age 30. With their instruments the five strive to create seemingly individual rock music, nonethless coated with commercial seasoning.
Vocalist/songwriter of REPRINTED for eleven years, TOMMI SALMELAINEN, gathered around him unsuspecting musicians who were not afraid to take part in his vision of making music in the spirit of FAITH NO MORE and the 90's in general. JUKKA RINKINEN, bassist found by pure luck, brought with him the guitarist JUSSI JALKANEN, his former bandmate from RAJAH. The seat behind the drum kit, which was already set up in the REPRINTED's rehearsal place, fell naturally to HARRI KUOSMANEN, the former drummer of the Rep's. Harri's workmate TOMMI SALOMAA earned the keyboardist's place for his first name. August 2007 Jukka and Jussi had to quit for the change of priorities in the band. After a few frustrating auditions the guitarist was found much more closer than they had ever thought when a good friend of them, TOMI JULKUNEN, decided to help the guys out and joined the band. The bassist was naturally harder to find but the Wankers got lucky big time when a very talented bass player, KALLE KESKI-ORVOLA answered their "Wanted" ad on the net. It took only two rehearsals to find out that it all worked perfectly and they definitely were ready to conquer the world!!! Kalle left the band after 20 hours of joining.
Encouraged by the responses of a limited audience to a couple of demos, WANKERS OF THE ZOO CREW will continue to pursue its unrealistic goal of succeeding with its untrendy concept. The band is a non-deliberate counter-reaction to the prevailing glorification of the 80's, short and snappy band names, the importance of looking good, and the "too much screaming and too little chorus"- complaints of the old folks. The hard but melodic line of the Wankers verges on originality, and the impossibility of playing to the gallery will not be admitted.


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Member Since: 10/20/2006
Band Members:
Tommi Salmelainen : vocals

Harri Kuosmanen : drums

Veikko Jalkanen : bass (gigs)

Tomi Julkunen : guitars

Tommi Salomaa : keyboards

Influences: Faith No More, System Of A Down, Abba, Alice In Chains, Queen, Mr.Bungle, Soundgarden, Dubwar, Rage Against The Machine, Fishbone, Anthrax, The Ark, Atomic Swing, Helmet, Muse, Suicidal Tendencies, Supergrass, Rob Zombie, Weezer, Nirvana, Waltari, David Bowie, The Beatles, Iron Maiden, Metallica, Led Zeppelin...
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Record Label: Good Son Records
Type of Label: None

My Blog

The first studio session

Hi everybody!!! Just wanted to tell you that our first studio session for the hopefully-someday-released album is getting closed.  Four songs were recorded by Kilu, who..s probably best known fro...
Posted by Wankers Of The Zoo Crew on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 12:32:00 PST

Wankers Of The Zoo Crew got signed!!!!!

Hi everybody!!! Long time, no news and this time the news are amazing!! Wankers Of The Zoo Crew got signed by a independent Finnish record company Good Son Records! The action will start right aw...
Posted by Wankers Of The Zoo Crew on Wed, 07 May 2008 09:26:00 PST

Feedback

I received an e-mail from a very small and unknown finnish record company ..bout the promotion package we..d sent them. The guy started the mail by sayin.. "We..re not signing any more bands" and then...
Posted by Wankers Of The Zoo Crew on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 01:56:00 PST

Gig review

Rock on!!! Here´s a little review took from the "Stalker.cd"-site ´bout the evening at Virgin Oil Co. in February this year. I gotta say that I really enjoyed reading that;) It seems like the cr...
Posted by Wankers Of The Zoo Crew on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 01:34:00 PST

Wanna be able to download our songs?

Rrrrrrrrock!!! I was just wondering would anyone give a fu... further thinking if we would let the people download our songs from the player...? So what do you think? Here´s the options: a) "Yeeaaaaa...
Posted by Wankers Of The Zoo Crew on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:37:00 PST

Our first music video...

...is ready and here!!! It´s a small budget video of the new song called "Strange Priorities" and it features all the members and some other stuff  that the mysterious director mr....
Posted by Wankers Of The Zoo Crew on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 11:37:00 PST

New songs added!!!

Finally they´re ready. We had a great time spending the weekend in the depth of the studio recording four brand new songs. Everything went smoothly though we worked for long hours. With a little help ...
Posted by Wankers Of The Zoo Crew on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 12:52:00 PST

New tattoo.

Rock on!!! I took a new tattoo at the Blue Dragon Tattoo Studio in Helsinki( http://www.bluedragon.fi/bluedragon.htm ) . The sketch was originally desingned by a good friend of mine who nowadays is dr...
Posted by Wankers Of The Zoo Crew on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:20:00 PST

Help!?

As a musician, again have I realized how depented you are on other people and that´s pretty damn frustrating and annoying...Starting from organizing a simple thing like rehearsals. Every week you have...
Posted by Wankers Of The Zoo Crew on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 03:40:00 PST

Nov. 21th 2007 update!!!

Rock on everybody!!!! The dark, rainy and cold fall is here again and every Wanker is getting ready for the long and freezing winter. We´ve got no special plans for the rest of the year but ...
Posted by Wankers Of The Zoo Crew on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 12:05:00 PST