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Patrick Chorley In Space

Yeah I have a time machine... DOWN MY PANTS!

About Me

After getting bored with earthly pleasures I had to retreat to my ufo and headed skyward... towards space. Now I reside in orbit around Saturn.
This is basically my job:

The meaning of life the universe and everything:This movie made me shit my pants with terror:

My Interests

Space travel, adventuring, defeating nemesis Mile Codington, and playing Street Fighter II in space.

I'd like to meet:

Albert Einstein - But then I had to travel back in time to save the world and I ended up on the set of the movie IQ and I met the guy that was playing Albert Einstein and his family so I tell people that me and Albert are tight.
Bruce Dickenson - The greatest space realated space fighter ever. His Ace is always High and his pants are often down while he pleasures your mother for a cure for the common cold.
The Fonz - I can't begin to tell you how many times in the space adventurer game that you need to hit someing twice and then turn around and give the double angeled thumbs up to make something work. It worked for the coffee maker and the oxygen-o-matic.

Music:

Man or Astroman, SNFU (the S is for space), Feist (when she did those iNep-tunes sessions), Robo-Kenny G, and The Laser Ramones.

Movies:

Star Wars (excluding Phantom), Star Trek (not the first one... or the ones after number 4), Plan 9 from Outer Space (the greatest space related plan, much better than 4), How to Make an American Quilt.

Television:

Trek motha fucker TREK!, Futurama, and Doctor Who.

Books:

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (the novel and the guide), all Star Wars and Trek related books, physics textbooks, and How to Kill a Space Mockingbird in Space.

Heroes:

William Shatner, Captain Kirk, Han Solo, Indiana Jones, Mark Hammel, Brinke Stevens, Sulu, Batman, the guys in Rush, Godzilla, ninjas, pirates, cowboys, and vikings.