when band members make eye contact on stage and smile, gas station cappuccino machines, the harmonica part in man of constant sorrow and me and the major, my favorite comedian
I painted one picture of a Western family eating a picnic in a village of starving African children called I HATE EATING MY DINNER IN FRONT OF THE NEWS, and got so obsessed with painting each and every fly on those kids’ faces, I never once thought about a starving kid for a second. I guess the show is about wanting to make the world a better place whilst not wanting to come across like a jerk. Imagine what would happen if we took all the money we spent on weapons and gave it to the poor. Then I’d have to grow my own cocaine; my manicurist would kill me. -Banksy
This one is my favorite:
where we going now
ooh oh oh oh ooohh
ooo oo oo ooo ooo
ahh ah ah ahhhhhah
I'm a little tree-ee
with green leaves
here are my branches
here are my leaves
i stand in the ground
all daaaay long
watching the people go along
hey look i see one now
but i guess she doesnt see me
cause i'm only a tree
with purple flowers growing all around me.
won't you pick my flowers for me?
Invisible Pink Unicorns are beings of great spiritual power. We know this because they are capable of being invisible and pink at the same time. Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorns is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that they are pink; we logically know that they are invisible because we can't see them. — Steve Eley
i hate bono
I would think how words go straight up in a thin line, quick and harmless, and how terribly doing goes along the earth, clinging to it, so that after a while the two lines are too far apart for the same person to straddle from one to the other; and that sin and love and fear are just sounds that people who never sinned nor loved nor feared have for what they never had and cannot have until they forget the words - faulkner
Rudy Felsh
knows how to belch
better than anyone ever did.
Margo says that Rudy Felsh
is a nasty vulgar kid.
Someday he will go to hell
or jail or Canada but now
every night I pray that first
Rudy Felch will show me how.
-shel silverstein