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Okay! Here's the Skinny. I'm a film maker (I can call myself that now that I'm a graduate!!!). Particularly into dark and absurdist comedies, but also into social and political drama aswell - and fuck it - horror too - Damn, I just like films in general - deal with it!!!.
Started out doing deep depressing stuff, but realised that I was sick of thrusting my own pain and hatreds onto the world, so I moved into comedy. I did try my hand at a horror film. It was called 'In The Garden of God' and it was shite with a capital SHITE!!! It's on here - in my "vids" section, but please, if you take a look, look at the other films on there too.
NEWS FLASH - NEW YORK PRAYER is finally here on MySpace - check it out over there to the left. Or don't.
Also into music in a big way - but who isn't. Speaking of music, I used to be a GOTH!!! And here's proof:
And one with my eternally beloved Nic (R.I.P.)

"We were junkies once... and we were young!!!"
Yes, I was a junkie for 5 years in my early 20s. I have no time for illicit drugs now. If you take them, good for you. Just don't ask me to cause I'll shove your vitamin "E" up your orafice "A". I'm not anti-drug or anything. I think people should do whatever the fuck they want to do. I'm just bored with it.
I'm also somewhat psycho.

Finally, Ihave a penchant for pissing people off just for fun, so my profile here sometimes gets deleted when I go too far.... deal with it!! Rock 'n' Roll!!
SOME FAVORITE QUOTES:
"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken" - Tyler Durden
"Are you gonna bark all day little doggy, or are you gonna bite?" - Mr. Blonde
"I roared and I rampaged... and I got bloody satisfaction!" - The Bride
"I chose not to choose life. I chose something else. And the reasons?... There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin." - Mark Renton
"My thoughts turn to Mary Jane Rotten Crotch and the home-coming fuck fantasy" - Pvt. Joker
"Don't just stare at it... eat it!" - Patrick Bateman

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!ALL_ABOUT_ME! by giggles4o8
*BASICS*
NAME:: Waine C. Paris
AGE:: 31
BIRTHDAY:: 12 June 1975
BIRTHPLACE:: Melbourne
CURRENT LOCATION:: St Kilda East
HERITAGE:: Boring Anglo (some Polish way back)
EYE COLOR:: Baby blue, baby
HAIR COLOR:: Dark brown
HEIGHT:: 6'
PIERCINGS:: None
TATTOOS:: None at this stage - but a couple planned
WHAT COLOGNE/PERFUME DO U WEAR:: Jean Paul Gaultier
*FAVORITES*
COLOR:: Blood red
MUSIC:: Fiona Apple
SPORT:: Murder
HOLIDAY:: Every day's a holiday
FOOD:: Japanese
*THIS OR THAT*
HUGS OR KISSES:: Bullets
PEPSI OR COKE:: Coke
MCDONALDS OR BURGER KING:: I don't touch that stuff any more
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA:: Both are good
LOVER OR FIGHTER:: Revolutionary
FRIENDS OR FAMILY:: The comfort of my own mental prison - I get cable in there
LOVE OR MONEY:: Money is the root of all evil - so Love!!
LISTEN TO SOMEONE TALK OR TALKING:: Eavesdropping
PERSONALITY OR LOOKS:: Intellect
*IN A BOY/GIRL*
EYE COLOR:: Don't care
HAIR COLOR:: Don't Care
SHORT OR LONG HAIR:: Don't Care - although I do have a thing for girls with shaved heads - Go Britney!!!
HEIGHT:: Who gives a damn
STYLE:: Themselves
PIERCINGS OR TATTOOS:: Sounds good
HOT OR CUTE:: If I like them then they'd be both to me anyway - so stupid question
*FRIENDS*
WHOS UR BEST FRIEND:: Nicole (R.I.P.)
WHOS THE LOUDEST:: Me
WHO HAVE U KNOWN LONGEST:: Me
WHOS THE SHYEST:: Me
COOLEST FRIEND:: James
PRETTIEST FRIEND:: Lauren
WEIRDEST FRIEND:: Me
*LOVE*
ARE U IN LOVE:: No
IF YOU'RE NOT IN LOVE NOW, HAVE U EVER BEEN:: Yes
DO U BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT:: I used to - not so much anymore
LONGEST RELATIONSHIP:: Five years
WOULD U GO OUT WITH SOMEONE JUST FOR THEIR MONEY:: No, but I'd go out with someone just for their lack of money
DO U GO ON "PITY DATES":: No
KISS ON THE FIRST DATE:: Just roll with it
SEX ON THE FIRST DATE:: I have, but it complicates things too much and leads to emotional traps on both sides, so prefferably not
EVER CHEATED ON A B/F OR G/F? BE HONEST:: Yes
*WHOS THE LAST PERSON*
KISSED:: Vicky
HUGGED:: See above
TOLD U THEY LOVED U:: Probably my mum
TOLD THEM U LOVED THEM:: Nicole
TALKED TO ON THE PHONE:: My dad
YELLED AT:: Can't remember
BROKE UR HEART:: Elizabeth
SAID THEY HATED U:: Emma
U TOLD U HATED:: Probably Emma
*RANDOM QUESTIONS*
DO U DO DRUGS:: Not anymore - except prescription
DO U DRINK:: Yes, but I've cut down a lot
DO U WANT TO GET MARRIED:: Maybe
DO U WANT TO HAVE KIDS:: Maybe
DO U BELIEVE IN URSELF:: Yes
DO U THINK UR ATTRACTIVE:: To some degree
WHAT STAR/CELEBRITY DO MOST PEOPLE SAY U RESEMBLE:: They don't
WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE U SAW IN THE THEATER? WAS IT GOOD:: Babel - Yes it was excellent
CAN U HANDLE THE TRUTH:: Yes
BIGGEST WEAKNESS:: Laziness
BIGGEST FEAR:: Not doing anything worthwile with my life
MOST MISSED MEMORY:: Nicole in general
FIRST THOUGHT WAKING UP:: "Damn - I'm not dead!"
IF U DONT RECOGNIE THE NUMBER ON UR CALLER ID, DO U ANSWER:: Sometimes
HOW DO U WANT TO DIE:: Killed by death
DO U GET ALONG WITH UR PARENTS:: yes
DO U SWEAR:: A lot
NUMBER OF PAST THINGS U REGRET:: Too many
HOW DO YOU WANT TO DIE:: Didn't I just answer this one? New answer then... in an amazing act of revolution and televised internationally on the 6 o'clock news
WHAT TIME IS IT:: 1:44 pm (EST)
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