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Dave the Cat

All food is rightfully mine.

About Me

I am highly energetic, filled with optimism and cheese and am thought of highly by the humanoids around me, although the same cannot be said for my arch nemesis (and step brother) Fang the Cat. My beauty is only surpassed by my abilty to gnaw through any food container, including tins.

My Interests

Biscuits, cheese, olives, bread, pasta, cigarrette butts, fish, leaves, moss, twigs, bugs, climbing trees, being mad, dancing and ruling over my many subjects (humanoid and feline). Punishing Fang for his insolence.

I'd like to meet:

People who will feed me and appreciate my beauty. Cats who are willing to share food, be ruled and give praise to the Mighty Dave, Queen of Wood Green, LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!!

Music:

Notorious C.A.T., The Strokes, Arctic Kittens, Beatles, Atomic Kitten, Cat Boy Slim, The Kats, Boomtown Rats, Cat Cobain.

Movies:

Born Free, The Aristocats, Lion King, Stuart Little, Finding Nemo, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.

Television:

It's me or the Dog (it makes me laugh so much!)

Books:

I find books quite difficult, claws aren't the best impliments for turning pages, they often end up shredded. But if one of my humanoid subjects were to read to me I think my first choice would have to be the Cat in the Hat, he's a funny guy.

Heroes:

Cat Woman.