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Bobby, Jr., the EELS' talented singing dog

I am here for Dating and Networking

About Me

Young star on the rise.

My Interests

Chewing bones, eating dog feces, howling.

I'd like to meet:

Bitches.

Music:

eels, Chopin, Tom Waits, that Jingle Bells record with the dogs barking.

Movies:

My Life As A Dog, Best In Show, Dog Day Afternoon, 101 Dalmations, My Dog Skip, Dog Eat Dog, All Dogs Go To Heaven, Old Yeller.

Television:

He's Your Dog, Charlie Brown, Seinfeld, Charlie Rose.

Books:

Good Owners, Great Dogs; The Dog Whisperer: A Compassionate, Nonviolent Approach to Dog Training; Catcher In The Rye.

Heroes:

Rin Tin Tin, Lassie, Ghandi, Snoopy.

My Blog

OK, OK, I’m back:

Hi Bitches, read for yourself, from the EELS website:EELS' DOG COMES CRAWLING BACK, TAIL BETWEEN LEGS:Bobby, Jr., the EELS' talented singing dog was last seen cozying up to Leonard Cohen as his master...
Posted by Bobby, Jr., the EELS' talented singing dog on Wed, 07 May 2008 10:13:00 PST

Im working with Leonard Cohen now:

You heard me. The stupid EELS have gone on tour without me yet again. I'll show them. I'm currently working with Leonard Cohen. Ever heard of him, E?...
Posted by Bobby, Jr., the EELS' talented singing dog on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 07:44:00 PST

Worlds biggest newspaper does article about ME:

That's right, bitches, The Sun has done a big article about ME, not my megalomaniac master (for once). Check out the online version here:http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/sftw/artic le674014...
Posted by Bobby, Jr., the EELS' talented singing dog on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 10:06:00 PST

I’m in a documentary film:

Yep. Watch me steal the show (as per usual) in a clip from the new BBC documentary about my master and his father here:http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=AGzonNfpRw4
Posted by Bobby, Jr., the EELS' talented singing dog on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 11:35:00 PST

My new dog tag necklace can be yours:

Bitches, I'm yours! Wear the new EELS Bobby, Jr. dog tag necklace and tell the other bitches to STEP OFF! Pre-ordering is now possible and it will be sent to you the moment it's unveiled, May 2nd. Se...
Posted by Bobby, Jr., the EELS' talented singing dog on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 06:56:00 PST

This is my story:

http://www.eelstheband.com/bobbyjr.php
Posted by Bobby, Jr., the EELS' talented singing dog on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 11:45:00 PST

See my sexy new pics and video now!

Hi bitches,Check out my sexy new photos -- just added -- right here on my MySpace page (click on PICS) and also watch the EELS' "Hey Man (Now You're Really Living)" video starring ME, right here on my...
Posted by Bobby, Jr., the EELS' talented singing dog on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 03:23:00 PST

I'm on the new EELS DVD!

It's true. The fantastic new EELS with strings Live at Town Hall concert film DVD has an entire segment dedicated to ME. Take that, Slinky! It's available at your friendly neighborhood DVD store or at...
Posted by Bobby, Jr., the EELS' talented singing dog on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 07:56:00 PST

I'm on the new EELS underwear!

Yes, it's true, and now you don't have to go to an EELS concert to get an official pair of my insanely popular EELS / Bobby, Jr. panties! Now any one of you lovely ladies can display my gorgeous image...
Posted by Bobby, Jr., the EELS' talented singing dog on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 03:47:00 PST

I'm on the new EELS T-shirt!

Hey Ladies! You can now display me and my backwards leg proudly upon your bosom simply by slipping into the new EELS BOBBY, JR. ladies T-Shirt! I heard they were selling like hot cakes out on the t...
Posted by Bobby, Jr., the EELS' talented singing dog on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST