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About Me

Originally from Simi Valley, California from 1967 to 2000. Watched it turn from a place with lots of open space to one with no open spaces left. Hauled my ass outta there, have been in Maine ever since and you couldn't pay me enough to move back to Simi. Happily married and have 2 sons, Anthony and Nicholas.Oh yeah, want more info? Look on Jessica's page (she's in my friends section. Her page is better than mine)

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My Interests

MST3K, Beer, Star Trek, police scanners, finding free stuff that can be re-sold later, old cars especially orphan makes (Studebaker, Hudson, etc.)Old US Currency, Silent Films

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who will buy me a beer or give me money to buy some beer!! George Carlin, James Lileks, Pat Callahan, Jolly John, Cal Worthington, Any or all of the cast members of MST3K (met Trace already, cool guy)And if they were still alive, Buster Keaton, and Coleman Francis.

Music:

If it isn't Country or Lawrence Welk, I probably like it. Examples include Obituary, Type O Negative, Butthole Surfers, Techno, Grateful Dead, Primus, Dead Can Dance, Underworld, Miles Davis. It all depends on my mood.

Movies:

MST3K The Movie, Manos: Then Hands of Fate, Office Space, El Mariachi, Casino, Heat, Napoleon Dynamite, Pulp Fiction, Key Largo, Mitchell, Some of the Star Trek films, Raising Arizona, Blazing Saddles, Double Indemnity, Goodfellas, Swingers, The Big Sleep, The Insider, Sunset Boulevard, any Buster Keaton films.

Television:

Mystery Science Theater 3000, Mythbusters, Futurama, Simpsons, Red/Green, The Young Ones, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Police Squad, Monty Python, Antiques Roadshow, Boston Red Sox Baseball, Nova, You Bet Your Life (one with Groucho)Twilight Zone, Star Trek The Next Generation, Mr. Bean, Local News

Books:

Anything by Raymond Chandler, anything about beer, old cars, and whatever else seems to interest me at the moment.

My Blog

Connor Knight RIP

I'm not gonna go into any kind of drama, just need to write here. Connor was a 2 year old little boy who lived here with his mom at out apartment complex, he died in an accident here on 09/24. No more...
Posted by It's Hack!! on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 08:50:00 PST

Harriet, the cattle are smoking again

Hi, Just to give everyone an update that I am writing a short blog here on not a lot going on. Where I once had lots to write about has dried up faster than a skinny person in Death Valley during July...
Posted by It's Hack!! on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 07:03:00 PST

Turkey Volume Guessing Man...(let me explain)

Whatta week, how you may ask? Well get me liquored up and I may explain, in the meantime I will leave you all in the dark. It's more fun. I've realized that my page here is not viewed too many times, ...
Posted by It's Hack!! on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 07:32:00 PST

Timmy Bobby Rusty

So on November 11, 2011 do you think people will get over excited and say that it's a lucky day and do stuipid shit or treat it like nothing like 07/07/07 was a big nothing too?? Even if people think ...
Posted by It's Hack!! on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 08:26:00 PST

That Abbie, she is some gal....

Well there is still not much to write about again, just need to let people know that I can still come up with witty MST quotes for my blog titles, it's what everyone wants to see. I realized a while a...
Posted by It's Hack!! on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 06:17:00 PST

Stop in the name of Eddie Deezen!!

What the hell inspires me to write here today in the morning and sober?? I'll have to think about that later and then not remember. Warm weather is finally in stay put mode for now, though rainy today...
Posted by It's Hack!! on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 08:32:00 PST

Hi honey I'm smooth!!

So what goes better with beer than more beer? Mitchell starring Joe Don Baker (watching MST version, do have a non-mst version too, very interesting) Work goes well, nothing new really to report, life...
Posted by It's Hack!! on Mon, 21 May 2007 05:40:00 PST

Abe Lincoln is Timecop!!

The snow is gone and temperatures are staying above freezing. Flooding is minor but mostly in standing bodies of water. Beer is good and I am drinking some. Oh yeah won $100 on a lottery ticket. How a...
Posted by It's Hack!! on Sat, 05 May 2007 07:00:00 PST

More grey asses!!

No springs!! Well spring did finally arrive after struggling with some cold damp weather that apparently flooded only Southern Maine (at least in the eyes of local news cause important stuff only happ...
Posted by It's Hack!! on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 05:28:00 PST

He'll never touch you Terry, you're dirt!!

Can you outdrink me?? I bet. But I'll feel better in the morning than you, I function at a higher level than you could ever imagine. New job on monday, should be interesting. Best part is the paycheck...
Posted by It's Hack!! on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 07:12:00 PST