LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS by Hon. Muddy George
It was a hit! Just like heavy liquid. The year 2003 began as a terrible headache and we were messin’ around, playing the fools here and there, not having nor an idea about how The Noise was to be put together. We just weren’t together, actually. As I would have heard later on, the two Asturians joined the wicked ones in the filthy heat of Babylon (so this city of ours was called) and started playing some of the most orthodox?? hits in history as Iggy’s “Loose†and “I wanna be your dogâ€, but even The Haunted's “1-2-5†and a few autograph songs. Me, I was stumlin’ into town, reading every advertisement about bands. You could see miles of paper, talkin’ ‘bout how their singer should have been, meaning a cock-head of a metalhead or, simply, a sad idiot. Then one day I found something that sounded definitely catching: â€we're looking for an stage animal. We play unconscious, dirty rock’n’rollâ€. I just phoned that day and sang the next. Thereafter, we cut our hair, got somebody pregnant, and went downtown to score some....(to be continued)