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CRACKER

Your will to live has got to be stronger than their will to kill you.

About Me

I used to play guitar in the band SHOWGUN. I'm stupid, smart, Siciliano, used to be pretty now I'm dirty, I like dirt, I love girls with tattoos, I like white trash, sometimes I think I'm a racist, I'm honest, I can lie really well, I sleep with my guitar, I have a pet chainsaw, my best friend is a Jew, my roomate sleeps with his sunglasses on, I had an awesome Cocker Spaniel named " Bogie" when I was a kid, I love my Mom, I miss my Dad, my Grandma can cook circles around your Grandma, I looove to eat, my favorite sushi is uni, my oldest sister can kick the shit out you and your friends, I laugh alot, I meet alot of girls who base thier self worth on how pretty they are and that makes me sad, I value my friends, I have the patience, persistance and perceverence of a starving wolf, I'm gramatikally challinged, I've never shown my poetry to ANYONE, I like to embarass obnoxious people, I hate secrets, if you step on my foot I will tell you to get off, If you ask me for an apple you may get an orange, I have a bad reputation for being late, I call my guitar my"axe", I remember everything, I can sell ice to an Eskimo, I'm a psyco magnet, I like dim light, I play guitar in a band of brothers of whome i would lay in traffic for, I am Rock'n'Roll.

My Interests



adopt your own virtual pet!Guitars, pin up girls, other peoples tattoo's, food, negatives and chrome.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can actually surprise me. That wonderful person who kills Jon Stamos. Someone who knows someone that jumped into a live volcano. People who feed their reptiles cat-meat. That guy in Japan who thought of the idea to sell girls panties in vending machines. And, no. I don't want to take a look at, or subscribe to your web cam/site. Porn is free nowadays and the girls are much hotter and younger than you are. Stop believing what desperate guys tell you during their lap dance. You will never amount to anything. Also, their is a difference between a model, and someone who does modelling. Get it? If I get one more 5ft. nothing, 26yr old "model" trying to ad me by pushing her half naked photo-shopped bad pictuers on me, I'm gonna throw my powerbook out the fuckin' window. Oh, and if your one of those emo-screamo-homo-hipster-poser-want to be accepted-sorry ass-fuckfaces who thinks wearing a motley crue t-shirt is a shortcut to being as cool as someone like me, you have a long way to go, and you should all be fed to the lions. So, GET THE FUCK OFF MY PAGE.

Music:

I love my bands' music and any others who would be considered appropriate as the sound track to kicking your ass.

Movies:

The Thing, Clash of the Titans, Young Guns, Jaws, The Godfather, Evil Dead, Rosemary's Baby, Braveheart, . (the regular and the adult versions of each.)

Television:

If I had time to watch TV, I would read books.

Books:

Dante's "Inferno", Oedipus Rex, Hamlet, Catcher in the whatever, and anything else I almost finished in High School.

Heroes:

Giulliani, OZZY, John Paul Jones, Jonny Depp, that guy who lives under my stairs, my dead friend Peter, my shi-do-shi, Steven Tallarico, my Mom, and my Father who is no longer with us. And my dog, Shitty.

My Blog

She said, and I Quote...

...So I'm sitting in my room doing coke by myself, drinking a mountain dew trying to fix a 90 dollar vibrator with some hand-tools.....
Posted by CRACKER on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 02:47:00 PST