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EMI MAUS

SUCKA!!!!

About Me

I am a narcissitic, slightly paramoid, dyslexic, self-depracating, up- beat individual with plans for world domination. I enjoy rumors, shennanegans and bollycock of all types.

My Interests

public urination, returning videos obscenely late, doing laundry

I'd like to meet:

cheerleaders.

Music:

kinks, cramps, misfits, X, patsy kline, hank willliams, j.cash, motorhead, Xray specs, the giraffes,the spicy rizzaks, black sabbath, the damned, the who, grandmaster flash and the furious five, dr. dre, george clinton, and an assortment of others .....

Movies:

hairspray, mallrats, the big lebowski

Television:

anything starring your mom

Books:

i'm sorry, but i don't know how to read.

Heroes:

aeon flux pre live action