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Holzfeuer

I'm ballsy! I'm a stud! I smoke my stogies wherever I want!

About Me

I AM THE VOCALIST OF THE GREATEST BAND OF ALL TIME; ARNOCORPS. Vist the Official ArnoCorps MySpace page here.

Here is a video montage from our CD Release show a while back. We sold out the fantastic Bottom of the Hill rock venue in San Frantastic, California. All fucking hell broke loose!

My Interests

I am interested in the action adventure lifestyle, feeling the pump, rocking out, smoking stogies, rigorous training, symmetry, motorcycles, drinking red heat, all these kinds of things.

I'd like to meet:

All the goddamn heroes out there!

Music:

Ballsy and heroic music! Come on!

Movies:

Only movies that don't exploit and bastardize the lore and mythology of Austria. Weird Science, Big Lebowski, Fight Club, Mad Max, Easy Rider, Toxic Avenger, all these kinds of things.

Television:

WWE Raw, Smackdown, UFC, Two Wheel Tuesday, other ballsy shows.

Books:

The Action Hero's Handbook, The Godfather Of Grappling: Autobiography of Gene LeBell, Moto Guzzi Big Twins

Heroes:

The members of ArnoCorps.

My Blog

Cracking Walnuts in the Creek

When I moved to the San Frantastic Bay Area, I wanted to find a place to pump iron. Everyone knows I like to crack walnuts on my goddamn ass, so I wanted to find a place that would help me do this. Th...
Posted by Holzfeuer on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 11:11:00 PST

exactly.

Bizarre Magazine: You've experienced much personal tragedy, are you plagued by bad luck? How do you find the strength to continue? What inspires you? Holzfeuer (vocals): 6 past band members dead, o...
Posted by Holzfeuer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The origin of the ArnoCorps battle dress uniform

The other day someone asked me why ArnoCorps wears military uniform on stage. Well let me tell you. Back in 1990, me and everyone else of my age was serving our mandatory time in the Austrian army....
Posted by Holzfeuer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST