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Chris

Good, I thought so.

About Me

I spend a lot of time wondering what I'll do when we hear that four minute warning and the ballistic missiles rain down from above. I also enjoy long walks on the beach and dinner by candlelight.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

music, film, reading, hiking, Russian martial arts, history, restaurants, good beer, road trips, migraines, the Sierras, having time to myself, doomsday cults, avoiding work, spending quality time at the DMV, Sharks hockey, having standoffs with raccoons outside my front door, reciting lines from B-movies, going to shows, going home when shows get boring, 7-11, rainy weather, watching tugboats push container ships in the Bay, trying to figure it all out....

I'd like to meet:

Not the Utsuro-Bune.

Music:

yeah, some of it

Movies:

Apocalypse Now, Buffalo 66, Repo Man, Big Lebowski, Trinity and Beyond, Frailty, Ravenous, Stalker, No Man's Land, Taxi Driver, Hunt for Red October, Ashes and Diamonds, Exorcist, Stripes, Slapshot, Vacation, Office Space, Kevin Smith flicks, any and all Christopher Guest comedies (Spinal Tap, Best in Show, etc.), River's Edge, Session 9, the Thing, Aliens, Red Dawn (a gem from my childhood), Goodfellas, the Beast, Godfathers I & II, Fight Club, Lord of War, Big Trouble in Little China, Gung Ho, Mad Max trilogy, Seven Samurai and other Kurosawa films, Miller's Crossing, Road to Perdition, the Shining, the Evil Dead series, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, 28 Days Later, Japanese horror such as Ringu and Pulse, pretty much every godawful Troma horror feature ever made like Toxic Avenger and Buttcrack, goofball 80's comedies like Just One of the Guys, Armed and Dangerous, Real Genius, etc., Sleepy Hollow, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the ORIGINAL), Braveheart, the Right Stuff, Boondock Saints, Green Street Hooligans, Gangs of New York, State of Grace

Television:

Simpsons, the Young Ones, yelling at the so-called History channel when they get everything wrong, Military Channel, Deadliest Catch, Mythbusters, any wildlife show about lions, cheetahs, crocodiles, birds of prey or other predatory animals, any wildlife show where the above mentioned animals attack people, the GEICO cavemen commercials, Mexican wrestling, Croatian music videos (that shit's priceless)

Books:

history books of all sorts, European and Mesopotamian mythology, philosophy, political science. The non-fiction writings of CS Lewis and Chesterton. My two favorite novels of all time are Conrad's "Heart of Darkness" and Toole's "Confederacy of Dunces" Some other favorite novelists are Jack London, Dostoyevsky, Tolstoy, Zola.

Heroes:

Snuh.

My Blog

Chris the Mongolian nomad

Yeah, so I'm watching this fruity show on Discovery called "Going Tribal".  It's about some total douche from England (and not a cool English person, like Rudyard Kipling or Lemmy ...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 18 May 2007 11:36:00 PST

I'm very observant.

-My neck will pop 5 times in quick succession if I turn it the right way. -The management of my apartment complex will only do loud, annoying renovation work when I'm on vacation and want to sleep in....
Posted by Chris on Sun, 06 May 2007 11:32:00 PST

I just learned a great word!

So there's this Asian sheet metal worker on my job who's always mad at something or someone.  He screams heavily accented cuss words throughout the day, seemingly at random.  Sometimes ...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 05:46:00 PST

Target socks

Yes, it says Target socks.  I didn't misspell sucks.  My declaration of war on the grocery store industry has already been posted in another stupid blog.  I just thought people sho...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 08:01:00 PST

Ten reasons why grocery shopping sucks

1.) The idea itself.  We go to a big-ass store, pick shit off a shelf and buy it.  I'd just assume spear my own fish.  I hate fish.  I really, really can't stand seafood. ...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 05:54:00 PST