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The Feminine Napkin

About Me

THE RANSOM PICTURE
CONVERSATION WITH THE NAPKIN SNATCHER
Jordin myspace IM'D the napkin snatcher.....
Napkin Snatcher: trying to contact me are you?
Napkin Snatcher: poor harms...taking all the blame...well i guess
somebody has to.
Napkin Snatcher: *** You've been SMACKED! ***
Jordin Silver: hello
Napkin Snatcher: where's DJ noname?
Jordin Silver: im sending his intern to come here right now
Jordin Silver: to chat with you
Jordin Silver: he is looking at your evil..evil picture
Jordin Silver: hold on one sec
Napkin Snatcher: i want no name
Jordin Silver: here he is
Napkin Snatcher: how do i know its really you?
Jordin Silver: nice picture--niz
Napkin Snatcher: the first of many to come....
Jordin Silver: what's wrong with you?
Napkin Snatcher: just having a little fun with you? dont you like to play
games?
Napkin Snatcher: i love to play games with my friends
Jordin Silver: checkers, ping pong, etc.----not steal my best friend, this
game blows
Napkin Snatcher: i happen to think that its quite fun
Jordin Silver: you alone
Napkin Snatcher: you'll never believe whats in store for the future
Jordin Silver: no name had to go back in the studio
Napkin Snatcher: no im with the napkin
Napkin Snatcher: the napkin doesnt want to be YOUR friend
anymore...so tell noname that i am the napkins new best friend
Jordin Silver: your playing dirty

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/10/2006
Band Website: 1077theend.com
Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

I gotta date bitches!

I already forgot his name, but who cares?  I gotta date.  Here's what I know ladies--He goes to UW and he drives a motorbike!  Good enough for me.  I hope he's cute and well endowe...
Posted by The Feminine Napkin on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 09:59:00 PST

Hey World, I Love You Too!

Dear Friends, Thank you from the bottom of my baby blue package for all the support in today's big fight against the Tampax Pearl. I felt completely inspired by your love!  With you by my si...
Posted by The Feminine Napkin on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 10:57:00 PST

I'm the luckiest Feminine Napkin in the world!

Holy F'ing balls!  One minute I'm stranded in the bottom of a handbag and the next I'm a radio star.  Whoever said dreams don't come true has obviously never ovulated. And let me be totally ...
Posted by The Feminine Napkin on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 10:30:00 PST