The writer on this page obviously belevies in magic and often sacrifices children. And I loke to encourage satanic pratices in others, especially impressionable young teenagers with a weak grasps on reality. I exist for no other porpose than to corrupt your children to the dark side, and I know that AD&D spells are both real and powerfull. If you give me any hassle, I will hex you until you glow, fireball your house, and POLYMORPH OTHER your cat into a hydra. For those of you of similar magical persuasion there is, inscribed on the page in invisible runes, a special message just for you. In addation to forming the Young Men's Satanic Association, I also like to keep my work extrmely depressing, angsty, and horrible. This is in order to to twist young minds into comminting war or murder. Thank you for your attention.
PS. For the terminally brain-impaired, I am of course teasing. Except for the sacrificeing of children!
Football season is coming, lets go Raiders!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jason
Birthday: June 4th
Birthplace: New York
Current Location: Washington
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Red with Black roots
Height: 5'7''
Right Handed or Left Handed: left
Your Heritage: Irish/Italian mixed
The Shoes You Wore Today: Work Boots
Your Weakness: Shirley Manson
Your Fears: Heights
Your Perfect Pizza: Black Olives and Ham
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Go to Madison Garden and see a Ranger game
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I luv Shirley!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why now?
Your Best Physical Feature: Bullet proof belly
Your Bedtime: When I collapse
Your Most Missed Memory: Not making backstage at Bumbershoot to see Shirley
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Micky D's
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Don't drink Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Not Tobacco
Do you Swear: Fuck'n A no!
Do you Sing: Yes, but no one else thinks it is singing
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: No
Do you want to get Married: Maybe
Do you belive in yourself: No
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Only to myself
Are you a Health Freak: No!
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah, kind of
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: Only instruments of destruction
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes, even as I write this
In the past month have you Smoked: Hell yeah
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No, Sad huh?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, do they still come in boxes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, I hate fish, even raw
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, your welcome world
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes, see above
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: In combat, watching my enemy fall
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Taller
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: Long, something to hold onto
Height: 5'8 +
Weight: 120 I'm not good at judging weight
Best Clothing Style: Gothic
Number of Drugs I have taken: Too many to count
Number of CDs I own: A lot
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: One
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A decent number
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