Welcome to my insanity...
Whoo-Laa-Laaaa
Ughhhh.. Here it goes..
I'm one Crazy Fucking Bitch...
that's what's i'm told..
time and time again...
Ehhh...
there's not so much wrong with that :)
it's grown on me..
Rockstar
Party Hard
Porn Star
Wait...
no... not a porn star...
hmmmm..
Anywho-
two people had sex on acid one day and made a baby..
and this is the bi-product..
I'm Onikaa...
pronounciation-
Ahh-Nee-Kahh
Awww shiiiittt
If you really are about to read this Bio..
you're in for a treat!
I'm the friend that you refer to as
What's the Word?
ahh, yes..
'different'..
Cuz you really mean that in the nicest way possible.
only because if you called that person a
Freak, Nutjob, psycho, basket-case or Whack Ass
you'd be afraid that they'd steal your car and pick up cheap hookers with a fetish for spilling wine all over car interiors..
and then you'd still end up paying the cleaning cost..
that's all on you Bro'...
I love anything and everything.
My work as a model...
the amazing host of Photographers that i meet..
♥ you bitchezzzz ♥
Partying
Art of any Kind
Your Mom
Reading
Drawing
Girls Girls Girls
I'm very random and not quite all there
I ♥ love ♥ life and i fucking live it
I suck at directions
I love driving fast
I fucking hate Bees. I punch Bee's in their bee faces.
I want to be a rock star someday.
the kind who doesn't really sing, just makes lots of money
I find Clowns Repulsive
I enjoy cheese sticks and Go-Gurt like they're going out of style..
Fuck Shoes
I'm going Shoeless
Music Makes You lose Control
If it Doesn't
It should
I give pointless advice to my friends...
they just like the sound of my voice i think..
Cuz Fuckkkk---
I can't even help myself half the damn time
I want to eat, eat, eat E-pples and Be-nee-nee'sss
don't act like you don't know that song
if you don't, you were deprived of your childhood..
I want Titty's in my face
I dig the 80's..
It just weirds me out that everyone forgot how FUCKING UGLY some of that clothing was and it creeps me out even more that girls have started to RE-DRESS themselves in those silly clothes..
Next Fad-
Stir-up Pants
Go big or go home.. hahaha
It's not Cheating if it's "your Dog"
whoever decided that probably knows from experience..
Personally? Beastiality isn't really my thing
if it's yours---
well now, that's just weird
I say "hella" thanks to Cali
I......L O V E......T O......S U R F
And i'm not just saying that cuz it sounds cool
I can really do it
I believe in Karma
it's a Bitch..
what Goes Around, Goes around Goes Around coems all the way back arou-ou-ound
Believe It
I have a Cat
I believe she's on drugs
Drama Free's the Way to Be
slap that on a T-Shirt and Remember it
More you say???
Tattoo's all around
peircings all over
My tounge is Peirced twice
true fact about Llama Llama Ditto
Llama Llama Ditto is Me
Did i Mention that i hate people who refer to themselves in the 3rd person?
Let's get that out of the way right now..
I work my ass off..
Somedays i take that statement litterally
I live a full Life
Shake and Bake Baby!!
I regret nothing
Except that time i made out with that one girl who turned out to be a guy but i really had no clue until the next day when i was told i was a tranny tosser..
what the hell is that?
I think i just stole a memory from someone else
I'm still afraid of the dark
I Smoke like a Rockstar and if you say "that's bad for you", i'll gut you like a fish
Okay, i won't gut you..
I'll just light up another while i smile at the thought of gutting you
Smile-Smoke-Smile-Smoke
I want to Rob a Bank but only for the fact that i can wear a mask
Scream and wave a gun
and it's not taking place at my family reunion
fucking Redneck Baby
but hicks know how to party with the best of 'em..
I used to Work for the Jerry Springer show..
Fun Fact about myself..
Fun, creepy, and true
I embrace sexuality
Everybody should
Sex isn't a crime
Neither is Believing that you Just might Be a little on the Sexy-Side
that's not being Cocky
that's confidence
Everyone Has it..
Just some in Different Areas
you can find out anything else by asking.
