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About Me

I have an apartment.
And a job.

I take pride in knowing that I can be punched in the face by mother earth eight times in a row and come out with mediocre wit and a pining for diet soda.

I have issues with reality. We are no longer friends.

Luckily I am too legit. Too legit to quit.

My profile is 99 kinds of annoying, but a bitch ain't one.

My Interests

Anything I can touch and won't ruin.
That leaves me with pretty much nothing.
I was really good at styrofoam cups once, but it wasn't a healthy relationship. Too much flaking and not enough loving, if you catch my drift.

I'd like to meet:

Meeting the people I work with would be sweet.

Music:

Some have said that my thoughts were like music to their souls...I think they just had too much Zima, though.

Movies:

I love anything that makes me laugh and keeps my attention. I love the funnies. And sometimes thinking is cool. Things that give me the twisty mind, I'm into that.

Television:

I speak. And it seems to be fast and make little to no sense. My brain will be ruined by this widget within a month. Check my blog section for a tasty aneurysm of mediocre text and lackluster audio.

Books:

I'm all about Chuck Palahniuk, and Feel This Book by Ben Stiller and Janine Garafalo.

Heroes:

Meaganus is my hero because she's really good at rocking at life while it shits on her face, and that is a quality that is not easy to come by. And once she fought a moth in what was known as the "good fight" and it.was.epic. In the literal sense, I'm writing a novel about it.

Justin Compton remains the hero that frightens and amuses me. And also rocks a Wal Mart vest like no other.

My Blog

I don't wanna be a playa no more

I Am Knitting A Sweater. Of Pain.By Heather BledsoeHi. My name is Heather. I like to sleep for 2 hours and then wake up at 7 in the aye em with another massive tooth ache. Thanks God. Jesus Christ wi...
Posted by Heather MFin' B on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 05:55:00 PST

I wanna rock right now

Musta Been Something You Saiiiiiiiiid.By Heather BledsoePeople are amazing. It always seems like when there's nowhere else to go, and all your love is lost, there's that one reminder of hope that seem...
Posted by Heather MFin' B on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 03:12:00 PST

Life taught me to die...

I don't understand life. But more so, I don't understand death. Why would anyone take their lives? I just don't understand it and it makes me physically sick to my stomach. And anytime I fucking menti...
Posted by Heather MFin' B on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 01:49:00 PST

Novacaine.

I never worry, now that is a lieBy Heather BledsoeSo it's been awhile. I am happy.I like advice from random people I do not know.Life is beautiful.Things don't make sense.Corn does not digest.I like t...
Posted by Heather MFin' B on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 01:56:00 PST

For the love of blog!

I Am Sick Of Everything.By Heather Bledsoe I really am. It's like...beginning to piece together everything you always thought you wanted, and then realizing that there's still gonna be rips in your pu...
Posted by Heather MFin' B on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 12:17:00 PST

Attention: You annoy me.

For The Love Of...Chess.By Heather BledsoeDear. God.Earlier I went out, and of course (comma) my kidneys once again decided to attack me in public. So I'm in the grocery story itching like crazy an...
Posted by Heather MFin' B on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 06:50:00 PST

This is what I live for.

I Changed By Not Changing At All.By Heather BledsoeThat's right, people! I found the ORIGINAL Jim Fay Survey. I know you all can't contain yourselves with the anticipation, so I'll just delve right in...
Posted by Heather MFin' B on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 04:50:00 PST

I want yer sex.

I Have A Brain. (Most Days)By Heather BledsoeTonight I rediscovered something I've been negected for several weeks:The Hills. I like to watch The Hills because it makes me feel a little closer to LA. ...
Posted by Heather MFin' B on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:42:00 PST

Tricks and Hoes

Bitches Aint Shit.By Heather BledsoeI feel like bitching right now but I know that it'll only spark bitching in return, and nobody wants that...unless there's mud or jelly involved, and an HBO film cr...
Posted by Heather MFin' B on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 11:30:00 PST

Jim Fay Survey Part 2

I Do It For The Drugs.By Heather BledsoeI saw that Jim Fay had made a survey (Part 2. Not sure where 1 is, but I'm down...) and just had to partake. Jim was in some class with Dryer with me, and I thi...
Posted by Heather MFin' B on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 01:30:00 PST