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BFJ ver .58

Time to start taking care of the number 1 person in my life...ME..

About Me

I'm a 6'10" giant from North West Jersey. It must be all that toxic waste in Kearny from when I was a kid. I'm a karaoke addict currently involved in a 12 step program to kick the habbit. I'm the former lead singer of the Liptonites, but always looking to put together a new band. I enjoy my life and am blessed every morning that my feet touch the floor. I'm laid back and easy going, but people learn quickly not to disrespect me.
A few facts about BFJ
-BFJ prefers soft shell tacos over hard shell
-BFJ is a karaoke whore
-BFJ prefers dogs over cats
-BFJ has never been on a roller coaster
-BFJ's mom had to post bail for him Thanksgiving Eve last year
-BFJ has pronounced caramel as carmel in the past
-BFJ is referred to as Lunch Box by his 2 best friends
-BFJ has never gotten a speeding ticket
-BFJ dislikes brussel sprouts
-BFJ's rug in his room is green
-BFJ is fond of hair product that doesn't quit
-BFJ's lucky number is 13
-BFJ shaves with a Gillette M3Power razor
-BFJ dislikes the Rubiks Cube
-BFJ prefers lime in his diet coke over lemon
-BFJ aspires to be a soap opera actor someday
-BFJ puts his peanut butter in before his jelly
-BFJ craves Sushi 24/7
-BFJ stole this idea from Matt Hardy's Myspace page
-BFJ is house broken
-BFJ believes in giving second chances...Occasionally thirds
-BFJ was nicknamed "Schlong John Silver" by a female classmate in high school
-BFJ owns 2 Scotish Claymores
-BFJ once owned a filipino midget named Bruce
-BFJ totalled the Riv on 3/8/07...R.I.P my boy
-BFJ and LJ have gone to White Castle
-BFJ blames 78.13% of his problems on his mother-in-law(FYI-BFJ has never been married)
-BFJ believes 2Pac is still alive, but keeps it on the "DL" because of Suge
-BFJ is allergic to stupid people
-BFJ's friends are his spell check
-BFJ wears a size 18 shoe and a size 17 ring
-BFJ considers Guacamole a color
-BFJ has never won a limbo contest
-BFJ is a fan of the rear naked choke...GTS bitch!!
-BFJ can't believe it's not butter
-BFJ has never trusted bungee cords
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Times you want to fuck a day.. 5
Fav. position 69
How you like it anyway you can get it
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My Interests

Family, friends, singing karaoke and in my band, work, sushi, coffee, streaking, baking and cooking, sports, chicken borritos/tacos, my dog Darla Mae, the riv
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: John Edward MacDonald
Birthday: Sept. 17, 1977
Birthplace: Bellville, NJ
Current Location: Succasunna, NJ
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Light Brown
Height: 6'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Scottish, German, Dutch, Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: My size 18 sneakers
Your Weakness: Karaoke
Your Fears: Being Alone
Your Perfect Pizza: Sausage and Ham White Pie
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Getting a nice apartment
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: That's Hot
Thoughts First Waking Up: Feet hitting the floor one more day...Sweet
Your Best Physical Feature: Buns of Steel
Your Bedtime: Around 1 or 2
Your Most Missed Memory: My Grandfather
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Arizona Sweet Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Trick Fucking Questin, Right
Do you Sing: All the Time
Do you Shower Daily: Uuummm...Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Never say Never
Do you want to get Married: When the Time is Right, Yes
Do you belive in yourself: I'm the Alpha Male...Next Question
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Oh Hell Yeah
Are you a Health Freak: Work in Progress
Do you get along with your Parents: Most of the Time, Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: They Kick Ass
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar and I Sing
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: 3 Years Sober
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Plead the 5th
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but mmmmm...Oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I could live on The Sush Forever
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yep
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: It's to Damn Cold
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Not that I can Think of
Ever been Drunk: Not in a Long Time
Ever been called a Tease: No Just Crazy
Ever been Beaten up: Again Another Trick Fuckin Question
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: In a Blaze of Glory
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Husband and a Father
What country would you most like to Visit: Mexico, Holland, Scottland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any
Favourite Hair Color: Any
Short or Long Hair: Any
Height: Over 5'8"
Weight: Not an Issue
Best Clothing Style: On the Floor
Number of Drugs I have taken: To Many to Count
Number of CDs I own: 650 ish
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Not a God Damn Thing

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I'd like to meet:

3 Things I'm looking for. 1) Old friends from my past. 2) New people to share my life with. 3) Some young lady to care for and possibly grow old with.
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Music:

AC/DC, Phil Vassar, Big and Rich, Metallica, Dave Matthews Band, Kid Rock, Montgomery Gentry, Jay Z, Fozzy, Clutch, Guns and Rose's, Megadeath, Fallout Boy, ICP, Bon Jovi, 2Pac, Toby Keith, Mest, Saliva, New Found Glory, Hank Williams jr, Eminem, Stevie Ray Vaughan, 50 Cent, Alter Bridge, B.B. King, The Darkness, Velvet Revolver, Garth Brooks, Ozzy, CKY, Seether, Lifehouse, Flogging Molly, Audioslave, Dropkick Murphy's, Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, Lonestar, Apollo 440, Queen, Lynard Skynyrd, Sixwire, Breaking Point, Tim McGraw, Jeff Bates, Brand New Sin, 69 Eyes, Tom Jones, Weezer, Black Stone Cherry, ect.

Movies:

Braveheart, Roadhouse, Old School, Road Trip, Meet the Parents, My Cousin Vinny, Fast and the Furious, Blue Collar Comedy Tour 1 & 2, The Program, Billy Madison

Television:

The Shield, Entourage, Rescue Me, Family Guy, South Park, WWE, Viva La Bam, Wild Boys, SNL, Blue Collar TV, NASCAR, NFL, Dukes of Hazzard, American Chopper, Monster Garage

Books:


Dating & Relationship Advice
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Heroes:

My Parents, My Grandfather, My Uncle John, Jeff and Brian

My Blog

Demon’s Hold

Thoughts that slither they're way through a mangled field of twists and turns. Never making they're way to a final destination, Remain dormant and festering inside a cranial cavity. Voices that bante...
Posted by BFJ ver .58 on Mon, 19 May 2008 04:00:00 PST

Do Girls Really Like Dating Jerks?

She Says vs. He Says: Do Girls Really Like Dating Jerks? By Christine Hassler and Jason Ryan Dorsey   SHE SAYS: No, but we think we do. As someone who dated a jerk, whom I now refer to as my "le...
Posted by BFJ ver .58 on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 07:01:00 PST

The Lessons Learned

"The more things change, the more they stay the same." Often spoken but never more true then when you sit back and look at where you've been. The past happens for a reason. It is there to make us str...
Posted by BFJ ver .58 on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 12:20:00 PST

The 10th of April

You know, I've never been much of a party planner. But I was once able to find the perfect gifts back in the day. The gifts that ment something more to the recipients then just a price tag. Planning ...
Posted by BFJ ver .58 on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 10:37:00 PST

mis·take (mi-stak') n.

             mis·take (mi-stak') n. An error or fault resulting from defective judgment, deficient knowledge, or carelessness. A misconcep...
Posted by BFJ ver .58 on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 07:16:00 PST

Temptation

Lord, I come to you a weak and broken man. Just as before, I feel self doubt in myself and look for your hand. I pray to you, I preach for you, and now I reach for you. As others do the same looking f...
Posted by BFJ ver .58 on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 08:51:00 PST

The Rebutal

I am always being judged by you and others as a I try to salvage whats left. For some reason, you think your going to win. Because of my bad choices and piss poor decisions I'm stuck with you for the...
Posted by BFJ ver .58 on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 08:50:00 PST

Fake Facade

As I stare into your eyes, and I don't see the fire that was once there. You didn't think I would notice your change, but I see right through you. I know for a fact that there is a cold evil heart bur...
Posted by BFJ ver .58 on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 06:38:00 PST

Thank You for My Life

Dear God, thank you for my life on this earth, however challenging or not.Thank you for giving me free will to love and be loved, to make my own decisions, to learn from my mistakes, to laugh when I a...
Posted by BFJ ver .58 on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 03:58:00 PST

I cannot do this alone

O God, early in the morning I cry to you.Help me to prayAnd to concentrate my thoughts on you:I cannot do this alone.In me there is darkness,But with you there is light;I am lonely, but you do not lea...
Posted by BFJ ver .58 on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 01:32:00 PST