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Lj

I'm over existing in limbo, I'm over the myths and placebos, i don't really mind if i fade away, i'm

About Me

FIRST AND FOREMOST.. IF YOU SPAM ME.. I WILL REPORT YOU!!!OK, so here's the thing about me.. I'm not what you might consider "normal". Fact of the matter is that I Resent being called normal.. normal is boring.. i am not boring.. i like to keep it as original as possible. Even though sometimes that may make me look like a dork. As a whole, I consider being compared with 90% of the waterheads on this planet to be an insult. There should be NO WAR ON POT! It's a waste of money, it locks up hardworking, productive people like myself for subbing some Mary Jane instead of havin a beer. 2nd: Instead of a bear hunt in New Jersey.. how about a Stupid person hunt.. anyone under a set IQ would have one of two choices.. go to school.. OR.. live as long as they can in the wild before someone shoots them for bein useless! Good Luck MoFo's! Theres quite a bit more about me than rants about stuff like this. To be frankly honest.. you'll just have to message me to find out the workin's of me..."You knew that I was coming cause you heard my name But you don't know my game and never felt my pain Can't read my brain but you read my lips And got scared when you heard that I was coming with hits Now don't even trip, be a man instead Give thanks I'm alive when I should be dead I'm in the red cause my mind's distortin People claimin that they know me, but they only know a portion I'm a move mountains and touch the sun Don't get scared now, you knew this day would come So hold your bids, all bets are closed And fuck all you hoes" - Kid Rock (works very well for me though!) div style="position:absolute;..;left:0px;top:0px;width:150px;hei ght:26px;"
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: John ~ My Friends call me Lj
Birthday: December 5th
Birthplace: Jersey
Current Location: Mine Hill, NJ
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Irish and German
The Shoes You Wore Today: Work Boots
Your Weakness: I have a few...
Your Fears: Few of those too..
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheeseburger
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Quite a few.. It's gonna be a looong year..
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: Damn!
Your Best Physical Feature: My Eyes
Your Bedtime: Whenever I decide
Your Most Missed Memory: Some Friends I used to have
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Eh.. Burger King?
Single or Group Dates: Single.. but it depends, I suppose
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Yep
Do you Swear: Too much
Do you Sing: Yep
Do you Shower Daily: Duh..
Have you Been in Love: Yep
Do you want to go to College: Yep, eventually
Do you want to get Married: If I ever find her.. maybe
Do you belive in yourself: Usually
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not Usually..
Do you think you are Attractive: Somewhat
Are you a Health Freak: Nope
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah, most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: LOVE Them
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Whadda you think?
In the past month have you Smoked: Yeah
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No Comment
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope :(
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Can't say I have
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yuck
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yeah.. karaoke
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Hell no! It's 20 Degrees outside!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope.. well maybe some hearts..
Ever been Drunk: Duh!
Ever been called a Tease: Once or twice..
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: Yeah.. long time ago though..
How do you want to Die: Peacefully in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Someone respectable
What country would you most like to Visit: Holland.. can we say Amsterdamn?
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Varies.. Blues are pretty but so are some Brown..
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette or Redhead
Short or Long Hair: Long generally
Height: My height or shorter
Weight: Whatever looks good
Best Clothing Style: See Above ^
Number of Drugs I have taken: I used to be a bad boy but i know better nowadays.
Number of CDs I own: Alot
Number of Piercings: Zip
Number of Tattoos: None Yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Not a Damn Thing!

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You Are 30% Weird
Not enough to scare other people... But sometimes you scare yourself. How Weird Are You?
Your Musical Tastes Match: Dale Earnhardt Jr.
See his whole playlist here (iTunes required) What Celebrity Matches Your Taste in Music?

I'd like to meet:

Let's start off with people that can hold an intelligent conversation, with a more diverse vocabulary than words such as: "like", "yup", "wha".. you get the point! Next.. if you are lookin to Add me as a friend to promote something.. F-off! I don't care about your band, product, or (and this one's key..) boosting your friend count.. This is NOT a popularity contest! I happen to know Every one of my friends... do you? Of course a goodlookin woman will catch my attention anytime... If youre a Nascar fan, thats a plus.. if you're a Dale Jr. fan, that's even better! As you can tell I'm a fan. All cool People are welcome.. Just remember to leave the dumb out of it, O.K.?? ;)

Music:

Linkin Park, Korn, System of a Down, Papa Roach, 3 Doors Down, My Chemical Romance, STP, Alice in Chains, Led Zepplin, The Doors, Jethro Tull, The Used, Garth Brooks, Tool, Perfect Circle, Aerosmith, Jimi Hendrix, Stabbing Westward, Adema, Kid Rock, Marilyn Manson, Incubus, Jet, Bon Jovi (yeah you heard me!!), Metallica ( pre load and reload), Foo Fighters, Good Charlotte, Lit, Eric Clapton, Toby Kieth (just cause he pisses off the Dixie Chicks), Limp Bizkit ( pre-hotdog flavored water), Staind, and alot more i can't think of right now..

Movies:

All Kevin Smith flicks ( Mallrats, Clerks, Dogma, etc..) Spaceballs, Half Baked, Breakfast Club, Spiderman, basically action and comedy.. and some drama

Television:

Monster Garage, Modern Marvels, South Park, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Fuse music tv (MTV sucks), Monster House, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Sealab 2021, Futurama, The Simpsons, The Chapelle Show, Overhaulin, Rescue Me, WWE Wrestling..

Books:

I really should read more... lol does Maxim count?

Heroes:

My Grandfather, the man served on a ship in the Korean conflict, has endured 51 years of marriage, 5 children, 6 Grandchildren, and so far 3 Great-Grandchildren.. the man should be a legend!

My Blog

new linkin park song lyrics..

"Hands Held High"Turn my mike up louder I got to say somethingLight weights step to the side when we come inFeel it in your chest the syllables get pumpingPeople on the street they panic and start run...
Posted by Lj on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 11:01:00 PST

one step closer to the edge...

As most of you that may read this know... I have my downfalls which i generally hide with an inflated ego. what you may not know is that i am really stressed as of late. it has been a bad time in my l...
Posted by Lj on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 12:14:00 PST

i'm actually at a loss for what to do!

so i'm lost... (of course) there's this girl and today was her bday party. she has a b/f and i have no choice but to respect that. fine enough. so at her party tonight things are goin well till the "b...
Posted by Lj on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 11:05:00 PST

some ppl are fuckin assholes!

seems like everytime i get close to 100 friends i wind up losing or getting rid of some?! some ppl are fuckin jerk-offs! you think you know someone.. you care about them.. and then you find out some s...
Posted by Lj on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 02:25:00 PST

weak and powerless

i aint feelin so mighty.. got sooo many things in my head. i got confused as to what i wanted and lost all of it. i got both my grandparents which are incredibly close to me goin in for individual su...
Posted by Lj on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 06:35:00 PST

i'm an asshole

ok so.. some of you may have noticed i've been.. different lately.. you're right! i have been. there are things goin on inside this head that are quite very bad! my G-ma (part of my life my whole li...
Posted by Lj on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 10:48:00 PST

progress

as most of you know i have been speaking of progress for quite some time. well i FINALLY have stuff to show for it.  1: Got my new Cell Phone 2: Got my Contacts 3: In 5 short weeks i will own a v...
Posted by Lj on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 08:09:00 PST

Fort Minor... My new profile song.. FEEL THIS!

"Remember The Name"You ready?! Lets go!Yeah, for those of you that want to know what we're all aboutIt's like this y'all (c'mon!)[Chorus]This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skillFifteen percent c...
Posted by Lj on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 02:34:00 PST

The Pot

"The Pot"Who are you to wave your finger?Ya' must have been out your head.Eye hole deep in muddy waters.You practically raised the dead.Rob the grave, to snow the cradle.Then burn the evidence down.So...
Posted by Lj on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 03:43:00 PST

Things are not the same...

ok, so i have lost some close friends recently... no not to the reaper... just dead friendships.. it hurt.. it sucked.. but now its over. i'm not gonna lose those memories... i not gonna stop thinkin ...
Posted by Lj on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 04:24:00 PST