About Me
I got my file back!!! I loved the screaming cats. It was on FileDen but now it's not because if you don't log in at least once a month, you lose access to your files. Hmmmmm, let me think. Another pico, nano, femto, you name it second or third or tenth of never. MeOWWWWWWWW!!!!!! Woof WoOf Wolf!!!! Wolf!!!! Bite 'em!!!! Btw, anybody notice that was a really LONG day's endeavour? :) It only took like nine months! :)
And I have such a big head that Infiniti named a car after me! It's called the "M" or "M35". Is that clever marketing or what? Now anyone with the nickname "M" (or "Em") like me is going to consider the car more desirable. They say people are in love with their own names and that if you say their name a lot when you talk to them, they will like you more and pay more attention to what you are saying. YOU are also more likely to remember THEIR name. Hmmmm. What was your name again? Damn! I need that memory augmentation device "pronto"!
So, it's Jan 19, 2008 right now and I feel a bit behind on my writing. WayYYYY behind!!! And to say the least, there are more then a few people in my life right now that do NOT and will NOT get even my bad attention. The most attention they will get is here on MySpace where they will find this out. I not only _have_ better things to do with my time, I _do_ better things with my time...ALL the time!
Quite a few people call me Professor Brown. There's a story behind it and I love to write stories so stay tuned. Part of it is because my name is Emmett and it's spelled the same way as Christopher Llyod's character in the move "Back to the Future." My friend Joe calls me "Doc Brown." I think it's hilarious. As a matter of fact, he's the one who's hilarious. I'd love to be able to make people laugh the way he can. Hat's off to you Joe! Well, the story is "well." It's just like in the address "17 Wishing Well Road". That's where I used to live across from the magical, yet "closed" Gingerbread Castle. The Gingerbread Castle is an awesome place and I used to love watching the train go by my apartment. I used to daydream that someday it would be neat if they re-opened it to the public. Can you say "ramble?" It's no "preamble" and in no way a gamble either.
So, "Back to the Future" and what's here below is from late Nov or early Dec, 2007.
I'll probably move this new bit of info. But for now, I'll let it find a home here. Sometime during late summer, I wrote that I did not want to 'order' my top friends. I haven't deleted what I wrote and it's included here after the next "::))". But recently, I changed my mind because lets just say some of my friends talked me into it. And until Tom's crew offer's a 'randomize top friends' function, I will try to do that manually once in a while. ::))
Someone asked me how come they aren't on my "Top 8" friends. "Is that like a "V8"? Or a "V12" DOHC? OK, not much time for this now anyway because Planet Earth is on and I <3 our Planet! So, a bit distracted by that and ... oops ... that's private. Right...I was saying...I have resisted so far in 'placing' my friends in any particular order. I know from fact that although it can be exactly what some people want and desire, it's not all that for me. I really can't be bothered. (:O did I say that? Yeah, I'm grouchy right now - I need more sleep and some Soup!) So, I'll follow my own advice and email MySpace with a suggestion. Seems they listen to me! Or is it just that I have good ideas? Or a big head? Or both? So, I'll email MySpace and I think "You Should" too! (Get it?)
B4 i 4get...my suggestion: a 'randomize' friends feature and a 'keep in random order' selection for all friends. I'll plug my friends personally in bulletins, blogs, comments or perhaps a combination thereof.
I'm a hopeful romantic and a hard worker who loves to laugh and loves to make the special people in my life smile. :) I am also a writer and a musician. I haven't had much time to play the guitar and sing lately but maybe you saw Elvis open for me back in the day. :P Yeah, yeah, that's my sense of humor. You probably never would have seen me performing on stage unless you're from Michigan.
Well, lately I've been spending a lot more time now writing here versus my other profile Destiny_Found. And no. I don't have a twin. Someone told me they swear they saw me at the Newton Walmart one day but I remember telling them I was working at the time. Lookalikes... lol. "I don't mind...I'll take you for who you are...(Sick Puppies.)"
And singing? Well, a whole bunch of people heard my nephew and I singing Garden Grove by Sublime as we left Jimmy Jacks in Hillsborough today. Yeah, I gotta check on the name. My memory for names is where??? Ok, give it back. I really need it. Please! Yeah, "This ain't no funky reagge party. Five dollars at the door..." [at the top of your lungs with the windows down and the sunroof open] "...Don't Fu#% around with my dog..." I gave him back the CD he so kindly let me borrow. That's a different story for later. I'm uploading the songs off the CD real soon. So everyone can check it out in a while.
I just got off the phone with him to remind him to put my name on the Mother's Day card he's getting for My Sister (his Mom!) And his finals went well yesterday!! Yeeee haw!!! "I want to be a cowboy baby..." (by KidRock) And every one please congratulate my nephew. A whole month and no cigarettes. And me...Five weeks!!! And the guy at work Tuan (he gave me permission)...almost four weeks!! Awesome lads!!! Cheers mateys.
Speaking of mateys...thats what my best friends in the UK are called. And that's why I uploaded the photo I took called "Jenga 2000!". Jenga is a heck of a lot more fun if you play it with my friend "Bob." He's from the UK and I don't recommend trying to beat him at that game. He's so good at it that even after a night of partying 'til 3am, he could still kick your ars& at it. Check out the picture I took in one of my photo albums. It's a photo of a Jenga game that Bob and I played. We got it maxxxxxxXXXxxxxxed out!!! We needed another Jenga game to continue it!!! That reminds me that I need to get back there for a holiday.
The weather has finally broken for good so the Pina Colada photograph I had posted will stay in my photos. But for the time being - something from the trunk of my car. And that's going to be absolutely mind altering if someone gets that one. I have some of the quickest witted friends in the world. It amazes me.
So, if you want to be my friend, amaze me, be nice or be both! Don't throw eggs at my car just because I don't like you. I must have a damn good reason. And if it's just because I didn't want to kiss you, then shame on you. I'm pissed because I could have had just as nice a day last Saturday as I did today. I'll post a photo blog someday. Right now there's a problem with the maids. Seems like they've just vanished. Pooh-fff. Wait - I never had a cleaning service. Now I remember...It was Jessica ... Alba. Yup, I knew it. Let me get the door. She comes over once in a while and brings over an outfit. Looks just like a FedEx'r. Clean your glasses or try and keep up - k? Most of ya can. Some of ya ... just ask. No shame. I can't do a lot of the things as well as you and I don't hate you for it. So - knock it off. K?
Back to Jess. She says she needs a place to 'change' and that she'll clean my apartment for $50. "Well, Jess. I didn't know you were coming over. Stopped at the bank but I'm trying to save so I took more lollipops from the bank I did Jeffersons. I told the really kind bank employee that I quit smoking about five weeks ago. She smiled and said "that's great. Smoking is really not good for you at all." "Well, the lollipops help sometimes and they taste better." "Yeah, I agree. I'm glad they help. Take as many as you'd like."
So, ask me again if I notice when someone is polite and nice to me...??? That was y'alls answer. I am so impressed when it happens that I'll even publicly write about it for all the world to know. Behave like that and you will always gain my respect. Disrespect me and I will do my best to ignore you and leave you be in your own world. "OK, ok. r u going to invite me in at least?" "Sorry, of course! I'll be right down. Give me about an hour. jk. Big Smile." Big Smile back. "Hi Jess, come on in. Will you take a back rub instead??" "Sure. Thanks Lovvve! I'll give you one too." "Three." "Four" "Cinco" "De Mayo" "Como" K. startin' to ramble. Love it. Going to play some guitar for Ms. Alba in a minute so I gotta go. She's calling me out. Gotta love it!!
And what's with people that can't handle rejection? Hello? ?? ?? NOt EveRy woman falls in love with me EiTheR! And thank God - for real. All those women....No way....that would be one too many. ha ha. So, no naming names. If I didn't really want to kiss you, I'm not going to tell the world you suck - _anything_. I really don't mind telling the whole world: It's not you. If you remind me of one of my sisters, then it's not my fault. I'm still friends with woman that have said no to me and sometimes I know why. But that's not the point. why? Because sometimes they just want it that way and don't want you to know because they might not even know. Or maybe they're not sure sure and don't want to be pressured into answering. "What was the point??"
I have posted quite a few poems and blogs over at my other profile Destiny_Found. If you like poetry, short stories and riddles, or just straight up sick writing, then see you over there. And I don't mean sick as in take me to the hospital sick. For those of you unfamiliar with American slang, "sick" can be interpreted as "awesome." Someday I see the two merging because it will save me some time. Send me an add there too! And if you like the video of "Nasty Intentions", then add ViralEssence and don't forget to thank them too! Thanks VE!!! Kicking ... still!!! :)
My, my. I'd say that's quite an introduction to my favorite song of 2007!!! It's "The Best YouTube and MySpace Music Video and Song of the Year!". Call it the "MyYou" award or the "YouMy" award. Yeah, I better go trademark that before some schwanz tells me I can't use it without paying them and their lawyers. TM (pending!) (Copyright & Copywritten all the time.)
ViraLEssence: "Nasty Intentions"
ViraLEssence is Contayjen & Essence.
So check me out, check out ViralEssence and remember - it reads like an open book because this is _my_ open book on _"MySpace"_!!! And..."it" is a "River" and more than a river runs through it! ;) :P :) :)
So, I'm going to write ...
...do the same...
...to me...
~write~me~ !! ~~
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I found the following video "Nasty Intentions" late Feb '07! Brilliant!! The beat, the music, the lyrics, the production, the kicking, the dancing, the spirit, the everything! That music video has got it all! You rocked my night!!! Keep up the multi-talented and gifted work!!
Peace! Emmett Scott Wilkes
Hey everyone!
Essence just emailed me the lyrics to "Nasty Intentions"!! I'm glad she did because with my ears I would have had a few of the words wrong. Thanks Essence!! And while you're here ADD ViralEssence, Essence & Contayjen. You can find them easily if you view all my friends. Cheers and have an awesome week!!! :) :) Emmett Scott Wilkes
"Nasty Intentions" - ViralEssence
Why you wanna fuck with me?
Nasty Intentions outright prevention,
You can’t stop me – Just try and stop me.
Verse 1-
How come you have to try me?
Why do you want to twist me?
Playing around inside my brain
Making me feel totally insane.
What the fuck?
Chorus-
Nasty Intentions
Let me think of some punishment
Nasty Intentions
Let the pain commence.
Verse 2 -
So you want me to show you?
Come here and I will degrade you
Take it like the man you say you are
I promise you not to take things to far
Yer right.
Chorus-
Nasty Intentions
Let me think of some punishment
Nasty Intentions
Let the pain commence.
Verse 3 -
Let’s see how you are flinching,
Squirming, you thought I was joking?
Too late to run and turn back now
You never know your luck you may be found
But I doubt it!
Chorus -
Nasty Intentions
Let me think of some punishment
Nasty Intentions
Let the pain commence.
©2006/2007 Vocals Written and performed by Essence. Music and production by Contayjen. All rights reserved. ViralEssence
This is the awesome Hugs video I was talking about in my Bulletin.Sick Puppies does the music.Thx Sick Puppies for the music _and_ for the bulletin letting us all know that y'all will be on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" at 11:30pm NBC, Thursday, April 5th (sorry if you missed it - that was 2008. I had it recorded and was going to post it but my Motorola DVR died and I lost all the shows that were on it.)Set your recorders!
And Here's the lyrics to:
"All The Same" by Sick Puppies
I don't mind where you come from
As long as you come to me
I don't like illusions I can't see
Them clearly
I don't care no I wouldn't dare
To fix the twist in you
You've shown me eventually
What you'll do
I don't mind...
I don't care...
As long are you're here
Go ahead tell me you'll leave again
You'll just come back running
Holding your scarred heart in hand
It's all the same
And I'll take you for who you are
If you take me for everything
Do it all over again
It's all the same
Hours slide and days go by
‘Til you decide to come
And in between it always seems too long
All of a sudden
And I have the skill, yeah I have the will
To breathe you in while I can
However long you stay
Is all that I am
I don't mind...
I don't care...
As long as you're here
Go ahead tell me you'll leave again
You'll just come back running
Holding your scarred heart in hand
It's all the same
And I'll take you for who you are
If you take me for everything
Do it all over again
It's always the same
Wrong or right
Black or white
If I close my eyes
I's all the same
In my life
The compromise
I close my eyes
It's all the same
Go ahead say it you're leaving
You'll just come back running
Holding your scarred heart in hand
It's all the same
And I'll take you for who you are
If you take me for everything
Do it all over again
It's all the same
Lyrics to "All The Same" by Sick Puppies - ©2006/2007 - All rights reserved.
Now for the latest of my favorite videos is one called "Show Me Your Ways" by a friend of mine named Shamaya. She's in my Top 8 so please send her a friends request. I emailed her to make sure I'd have permission to include this video because it's the "unofficial" video for the song but credit where credit is due and here's the blurb she includes on her page about it so please also go pay a visit to Valentin Korniyko's website too for he did an awesome job shooting the video:"Now you can also watch the non-official video for "Show me Your ways", directed in Ukraine by Valentin Korniyko (www.korniyko.com), on YouTube!! Check it out ;) "