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Evil D

Let me stay here for awhile, you know life's too short...

About Me


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I like cheese. And I mean that in every sense.I love to laugh, and I love to make others laugh...even if it's at me. Which it usually is. I'm a PeeWee Herman trapped in a Morticia body; a disturbing mesh of comedy and horror. Think Elvira with smaller boobs or Lily Munster minus the streak.

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My Interests

Obviously, my band the missing: is of the *utmost* importance to me. But aside from that...the key to my heart is through humor. Make me laugh and I'm yours! I *love* food, especially anything I haven't tried yet. I'm as happy getting sleazily-dressed-up and going out to a goth-industrial club as I am staying home and watching a movie in my PJs. I like to challenge my fears rather than be controlled by them (i.e., my fear of water made me get my SCUBA certification; my fear of heights made me jump out of a plane). I'm pretty much up for anything and I *always* have fun wherever I go and whatever I do, so long as I like the people I'm with. Oh, and I *love* to cook...almost as much as I love to eat.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who enjoys my company as much as I enjoy theirs. Someone who will always tell me the truth that hurts rather than a lie that doesn't. And someone who wants to have fun and laugh.

I'm always excited about things I haven't tried yet. But beware: I'm not a girly-girl. I will always try to pick up the tab, and don't try any "date-flick" moves with me or I'll break your arm. I'm as likely to feed a homeless animal as I am to scare the bejeezus out of small children. I normally look like a weirdo but I clean up real nice. I'm emotionally unavailable, but feel free to try again later. And I have an educational pedigree that'll impress even your mom. ;)

Anything else you want to know about me can be found through either my livejournal or my music. Go visit the missing: at our homepage or right here on MySpace.

Music:

I'm a classically-trained musician who now fronts a goth-metal band (the missing:) . There's very little I don't listen to. Though obviously I've a penchant for goth, industrial, metal, rock and punk, my music collection is far more varied than that. But if you've just GOTTA know...'Weird Al' Yankovic, Siouxsie and the Banshees and Dead Can Dance are my all-time favorites.

Movies:

Comedy, horror, sci-fi, action, or even just really fucking weird, out-there indie stuff. "Chick flicks" make me want to kill people, so if the only plot line is two people falling in love or some other mushy bullshit like that...FORGET IT. Just TRY to take me to one of those crappy flicks and you'll wake up in the crawlspace. If you wake up at all. 'Nuff said.

Television:

The Simpsons, Family Guy, The Tick (cartoon only, please!), South Park, Dirty Jobs, Monster House, classic unedited Looney Tunes, Chappelle's Show, really nerdy shows where you actually learn shit on Discovery, TLC, Animal Planet and the History Channel, Ren & Stimpy, Happy Tree Friends, The Critic, The Oblongs and reruns of Wonder Woman and The Munsters.

Books:

I know the cool thing to do would be to list all of the NY Times best-selling authors here. But in truth, I like a lot of non-fiction: I like books on forensics; serial killers; war; biographies; animal studies; physics; encyclopedias; true crime; even the dictionary, fer crying out loud. In my work as an EMT and now as a Paramedic, I have found that fact and "real life" can be FAR more entertaining than fiction. So I guess I have gravitated away from fantasy literature and into the more bizarre realm of reality. That being said, my favorite book of all time is "The Martian Chronicles" by Ray Bradbury. Go figure.

Heroes:

What the fuck do you care?

My Blog

The Sisterhood of the Missing Pants

So the other day, my bus got a student. Now, this is hilarious for many reasons, not the least of which being that I'm still practically a goddamn student myself, but whatever. I say hello to the new ...
Posted by Evil D on Sat, 03 May 2008 01:44:00 PST

And WHAT?

So about 8 or 9 calls come in that sound like the same job: a 19-year-old female that drank Clorox, all within a ten block radius. It comes in variously as an EDP, Burn Major, Diff Breather, and Other...
Posted by Evil D on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 06:19:00 PST

Holy shit!

Just to let y’all know, we managed to raise over $11,000 at the Mo Aid II Benefit last weekend! On behalf of the missing: and Bloodwork, I would like to thank everyone from the bottom of my...
Posted by Evil D on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 04:13:00 PST

Mo Aid II

Hello, all! My good friend and fellow EMS person Mo has cancer, so we're throwing her a benefit to help pay for the mounting medical costs. She's asked the missing: to play, and of course we said, "Fu...
Posted by Evil D on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 05:11:00 PST

And the winner is...

So I ring the doorbell and a man answers that I quickly guesstimate at about 50. I also guesstimate he's HIV+, but that's another story. He leads me inside to a young girl sitting on the couch. She's ...
Posted by Evil D on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 05:29:00 PST

Guess

A shiny new dime to anyone who can guess how many pregnancies the 24-year-old I transported the other day has had.
Posted by Evil D on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 07:05:00 PST

30 is the new Dead

So we get a call for a Diff Breather, which is roughly the ALS (Advanced Life Support) equivalent of a Sick job. (Sick jobs, by the way, are the blanket term for everything wrong with a patient from a...
Posted by Evil D on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 07:40:00 PST

First Arrest

I had my first cardiac arrest as a paramedic the other day, and boy, was it freaky. (Technically, I had one during my brief-yet-painful stay in Queens, but everything about that call was so fucki...
Posted by Evil D on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 07:43:00 PST

Welcome back

So for some inexplicable reason, after graduation I was sent to Queens. Yeah, I know, I don't know how the fuck that happened either. But anyway, it all got straightened out and I was sent back to Bro...
Posted by Evil D on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 12:50:00 PST

Winter in my heart

I miss my baby.
Posted by Evil D on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 06:59:00 PST