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Antonio Badass - Intergalactic Scoundrel

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

About Me

I am brimming with Godzilla mantra and Gargantuan dream. I am the random chromosome. I am the sexy geek. I can't believe I ate the whole thing. I am the undissolved swiss-miss in your mug. I am Jet Li on American spirits. I love the Big Good Turtle. I probably have more nicknames than you. One time me and Randy Beaman saw a U.F.O. I draw really freakin' good(that's right! good!). I love really freakin' better. I hunt CHUD. Me and Rachel keep you all safe from ninja. I'm a kinky bastard. I can't wait to eat that monkey. I'm still on the great big adventure. My kung-fu is better than yours. Every time HarleQuinn and I drink together people end up dead(most of 'em deserved it). I've saved this planet more times than you can count(and brought it to the brink of destruction a coincidental equal number of times....purely coincidental). I will show you somethin' new. Nine out of ten dentists and world conquering despots agree: I am the God of Badassery.

My Interests

I love zombies. I read a lot of pretty much everything. Good horror flicks thrill me to no end. I'm a dedicated pervert and proud of it. I love bugs. Every once in a while I get together with the powers that be and we race babies to decide who lives and who dies. Shotokan is fun as fuck. I like to drive when I get the chance. I love my friends so much it's freaky and when I go they'll all be well cared for.....or I'll haunt them. I'm not sure yet. Debating and discussing the nature of all things from existence to art to the origins of spam(the weird meat) gives me the happies. I love watching HQ make baby Jesus cry. I'm a comic geek, I watch too many cartoons. I live for new food stuff (any of you tried Soylent Green? It's delish). I am a BIG fan of art in all it's forms. Oh and cannibals...yeah cannibals are good too.

I'd like to meet:

Kinksters, Super-villians, bodies playing hosts to trans-dimensional parasitic speed-freaks, cannibals, Count Dante, Stephen Hawking, Violent Marv, the last son of Krypton, Ennio Morricone, hooligans of all sorts, God, Emperor Zombie, I wouldn't mind havin' a few pints with Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, someone who consistently finds creative uses for chainsaws, Bobby Fischer, billionaire Bruce Wayne, yo momma, you... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..
You scored as Black Beard. When you finally die and enter Hell, the devil will hand over his reign and bow.

Long John Silvers


100%

Black Beard


100%

Captain Jack Sparrow


67%

Captain Barbosa


67%

Mary Read


67%

Will Turner


33%

Sinbad


33%

Captain James T. Hook


33%

Dread Pirate Roberts


33%

Morgan Adams


0%
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Music:

Queen, Creedence Clearwater, KISS, Guns n Roses, Janis Joplin, Bowie, Ennio Morricone, Stevie Wonder, Nick Cave, Marilyn Manson, Melt Banana, Godflesh, Feotus, NIN, Tupac, Peelander-Z, Johnny Cash, Beethoven, Chopin, all kindsa good stuff, and I love Siouxsie. Love her so much...... -- -- -- -- -- -- -- START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE --
Your Life: The Soundtrack
Opening credits: Hallo Spaceboy
Waking up: Mr. Brownstone
Average day: Working Class Hero
First date: China Doll
Falling in love: Highway To Hell
Love scene: Sex on Wheels
Fight scene: Helter Skelter
Breaking up: It's Over
Getting back together: Mercy Seat
Secret love: Cub Not Cube
Life's okay: Heroes
Mental breakdown: A Shogun Named Marcus
Driving: Absurd
Learning a lesson: Wheels on Fire
Deep thought: Pusherman
Flashback: A Daisy Chain For Satan
Partying: Calm Down!
Happy dance: Mommy, Can I Go Out and Kill Tonight
Regreting: I've Done It All
Long night alone: Summertime
Death scene: Last Beat of My Heart
Closing credits: The Passenger
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Movies:

The Host was pure ass-kickery, Grindhouse, Kung Fu Hustle, Final Fantasy: Advent Children, The Fountain, John Carpenter's The Thing, Battle Royal, Ichi The Killer, Buckaroo Banzai - Across The 8th Dimension, "The Man With No Name" trilogy, Gojira, Alive, all the Romero zombie stuff, Shaolin Soccer, Kite, Mezzo Forte, The Prestige, Ghost In The Shell, The Crying Game, Unbreakable, Time and Tide, Dead Leaves, The Descent Tokyo Fist, Sword of Doom, Star Trek 9 starring Christine, Halloween, Yojimbo, the Gamera trilogy, King Kong, Jason and the Argonauts, Dead or Alive, Miller's Crossing, Evil Dead 1, 2, and Army of Darkness, Fooly Cooly, War of The Gargantuas, The Great Muppet Caper, Tetsuo: Iron Man, and Body Hammer, Spiderman 1&2, The Thin Red Line, Wicked City, Akira, Suicide Club, anything that has giant monsters fighting while Japanese people run away. you get the idea.
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Television:

I can pretty much only stomach a few things on the dummy-box. The Venture Bros., Scrubs is a guilty pleasure, re-runs of The X-Files, Dr. Who, Battlestar Galactica is pure sci-fi goodness, I'll watch pretty much anything on PBS. Outside that unless I'm hung over or just feel like bein' lazy I really don't watch much anymore

Books:

I read as much as I can........Sci-fi, science, non-fiction, fiction, horror, whatever. Some of the favorites are I am Legend, The Prophet, HellHouse, Battle Royale, Imajica, The Collapsing Universe, Good Omens, Lies Inc., A Brief History of Time I love Blake's poetry, Philip K Dick kicks the proverbial ass.

Heroes:

The FlashYour results:
You are The Flash The Flash 90% Spider-Man 75% Supergirl 70% Green Lantern 65% Robin 55% Hulk 55% Wonder Woman 50% Iron Man 50% Catwoman 40% Superman 40% Batman 25% Fast, athletic and flirtatious.
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My Blog

More pics for my hungry, hungry fans

So for those who wanted to see more pics from that shoot with Miss Kablammo I finally got around to putting up one more. Here you go. The feel is a bit different than the last but I dig it just fine....
Posted by Antonio Badass - Intergalactic Scoundrel on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:07:00 PST

Ammo O'Day stars in: "Love and a Derringer"

Ammo pretty much embodies the spirit of pure ass-kickery. This is a little somethin' from a shoot we did. I wanted to show her in a vampy, noir, femme fatale kinda light she hasn't been shot in before...
Posted by Antonio Badass - Intergalactic Scoundrel on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 10:45:00 PST

Big Tough Sexy Ladies

I was just bored and figured I'd throw on a few nifty little pen and ink drawings so you all can check out just how fucking cool I actually am.Enjoy, you bastards!!...
Posted by Antonio Badass - Intergalactic Scoundrel on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 02:47:00 PST

You win again, gravity!!!

So I was gettin' outta bed this mornin' and I guess god just decided to show me first thing in the mornin' how he roll.Let's set the wayback machine to about 5 hours ago..... It's been about 45 seco...
Posted by Antonio Badass - Intergalactic Scoundrel on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 02:10:00 PST

Mcdonalds really pissed me off!

Let me preface this by stating that this was my most off color moment this month.Ok so I'm on my way back from lookin' at an apt. in Brooklyn and I got along really well with my potential roomate to t...
Posted by Antonio Badass - Intergalactic Scoundrel on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 02:03:00 PST

Wakey Wakey Eggs and *BANG*!!!!!

Ok so I've had insomnia lately----Oh and by the way this is gonna just be a sorta stream o' conscious rant. If that ain't whatcha wanna read what yer gonna wanna do is go choke to death on one o' thos...
Posted by Antonio Badass - Intergalactic Scoundrel on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 02:46:00 PST