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MANDO

Tapatio man,...Ladies, try my swingingchile

About Me

Hey, I one of those guys who looks like your Uncle,or dad or some family member who makes you laugh at B.B.Q.,back yard parties or funerals, (Pinche muerto, I went to the wake ,and you didn't wake up, so didn't go to the burial) You may have seen me on T.V., on the comedy show Que Locos, or on some T.V. commercials. I get around. check out my web page at: www.swingingchile.com
Al Mayor De Los Fernandez
By Vicente Fernandez
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My Interests

My hobbies are music and looking down womens bl ouses.

I'd like to meet:

Ron Bacardi, Johnny Walker, Carl Coors, and Jose Cuervo. Actually i would like to meet my grandparents when thy were young.

Music:

I like all types of music, Disco,80's dance music,Cuban music the old stuff,Salsa,chips,Old school,Moldie Oldies, hip-hop, Rancheras and Mariachis when i'm drinking

Movies:

I'm a romantic at heart, (what a pussy). Movies like "somethings got to give "Knocked up' " fifty first dates" and of course one of my all time favorites "GOONIES." and you got to have the Godfather,Goodfellas"

Television:

Desperate house wives,The Shield, Soprano's,Entourage

Books:

"How Sweet it is" the Jackie Gleason story, "the Godfather"by Mario Puzo,"Kama Sutra" by Po-Kin herrectum .

Heroes:

Bruce Wayne, for hiding his second income as a super hero, from IRS,Clark Kent for showing me how to undess fast, in public. and the person who invented toilet paper, cause sand or corn cobb, just not as soft.