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Luke

R.I.P. Darrent Williams

About Me

No.

My Interests

Bestiality/beastiality is pretty damn gnarly.

I'd like to meet:

Cooey from Eureeka's Castle.

Music:

I'm primarily into metal and all things "-core," although, I can stand most anything else, including country.
I'll list some of my favorite artists here, in alphabetical order. This list could go on for an eternity, so I'll try to keep it relatively short.
Eh, ok, maybe I won't.:

3 Inches Of Blood
A Global Threat
A Life Once Lost
Aborted
Acid Bath
Adagio
Aesma Daeva
After Forever
Agalloch
Ajattara
Akercocke
Alchemist
Alice In Chains
All Shall Perish
All That Remains
Amon Amarth
Anaal Nathrakh
Anathema
Antidote
Arch Enemy
Arghoslent
Arkangel
Arsis
As I Lay Dying
Ashtar
At The Gates
Atheist
Autour De Lucie
Bathory
Battlelore
Behemoth
Benefit
Between The Buried And Me
Bjork
Black Pegasus
Black Sabbath
Bleeding Through
Bloodbath
Bloodlined Calligraphy
Bolt Thrower
Botch
Brother Ali
Brutal Fight
Buckethead
Callenish Circle
Capharnaum
Carcass
Career Soldiers
Carnal Forge
Carpathian Forest
Carry On
Cattle Decapitation
Celtic Frost
Cephalic Carnage
Champion
Children Of Bodom
Chimaira
Chuck Berry
Comeback Kid
Converge
Coroner
Crass
Cryptopsy
Cumchrist
Dark Tranquillity
Darkthrone
Dead To Fall
Death
Deathspell Omega
Decapitated
Defiance
Demilich
Dick Delicious And The Tasty Testicles
Dido
Dierks Bentley
Disgorge (U.S.)
Dissection
Dolly Parton
Dream Theater
Dredg
Dying Fetus
Edenbridge
Edenshade
Edguy
Endthisday
Ensiferum
Enya
Every Time I Die
Extol
Fantomas
Finntroll
Fleshgrind
Floorpunch
Frank Zappa
From A Second Story Window
Gallhammer
Glittertind
God Forbid
Gordian Knot
Gorilla Biscuits
Gretchen Wilson
Guns N' Roses
Gwar
Haggard
Haste The Day
Hatebreed
Heart
Heaven Shall Burn
Helloween
Hollenthon
Holy Moses
Horse The Band
Houwitser
Iced Earth
Immolation
Immortal
Immortal Technique
Impious
In Flames
Incantation
Ion Dissonance
Iron Maiden
Isis
It Dies Today
Jack Off Jill
Jason Becker
Jessica Andrews
Jewel
Jimi Hendrix
Joe Satriani
Judas Iscariot
Judas Priest
Kalmah
Kampfar
Killswitch Engage
Korpiklaani
Kreator
KRS-One
La Oreja De Van Gogh
Lake Of Tears
Lamb Of God
Limp Bizkit
Liquid Tension Experiment
Lullacry
Madball
Martina McBride
Megadeth
Megiddo (CAN)
Melt Banana
Metal Church
Metallica
MF Doom
Michael Angelo Batio
Mindy Smith
Minor Threat
Misery Index
Mithotyn
Moonsorrow
Mors Principium Est
Mr. Bungle
Mustard Plug
My Dying Bride
Naglfar
Nargaroth
Nasum
Natalie Imbruglia
Necrophagist
Nightwish
Nile
Norma Jean
Norther
Oi Polloi
On Broken Wings
Opera IX
Opeth
Pantera
Patsy Cline
Peccatum
Pedro The Lion
Pelican
Penumbra
Pestilence
Pestpocken
Pig Destroyer
Pink Floyd
Porcupine Tree
Possessed
Prostitute Disfigurement
Queen
Quo Vadis (CAN)
Rakim
Ram-Zet
Regorge (U.K.)
Remembering Never
Ronnie Milsap
Rotting Christ
Rush
Saint Vitus
Satyricon
Savatage
Saxon
Scar Culture
Schandmaul
Secret Garden
Secret Sphere
Set It Straight
Shadow (JPN)
Shadows Fall
Shai Hulud
Shania Twain
Sheryl Crow
Sick Of It All
Sigur Ros
Silencer (U.S.)
Sinergy
Slayer
Sodom
Soilwork
Sonia Y Selena
Spiral Architect
Steve Vai
Suffocation
Suidakra
Svartahrid
Symphony X
Talib Kweli
Tapping The Vein
Tech N9ne
Ten Yard Fight
Terri Clark
Terror
Testament
Texas Is On Fire
The Acacia Strain
The Agony Scene
The Angelic Upstarts
The Black Dahlia Murder
The Bled
The Crest
The Crown
The Dillinger Escape Plan
The Dresden Dolls
The Gathering
The Great Kat
The Haunted
The Mandrake
The Old Dead Tree
The Red Chord
The Sins Of Thy Beloved
The Varukers
Theatre Of Tragedy
Therion
Throwdown
Thyrfing
Tim McGraw
Toby Keith
Tool
Tupac Shakur
Twelfth Of Never
Ulver
Unearth
Urkraft
Vader
Via Mistica
Vintersorg
Walls Of Jericho
Watchtower
Windir
Witchery
With Dead Hands Rising
With Passion
Within Tempation
Xasthur (U.S.)
Xentrix
Xysma
Yngwie Malmsteen
Yuhki Kuramoto
Yyrkoon
Zao
Zeke

Movies:

Almost any movie by Sergio Leone, Alfred Hitchcock, Quentin Tarantino, Federico Fellini, Stanley Kubrick, Ingmar Bergman, Yasujiro Ozu, Martin Scorsese, Orson Welles and Akira Kurosawa. Some other movies I like (in alphabetical order):
12 Angry Men
A Place In The Sun
Alien Quadrilogy
All About Eve
American History X
Amores Perros
Annie Hall
Apocalypse Now
Azumi
Back To The Future Trilogy
Battle Royale
Battleship Potemkin
Black Narcissus
Blade Runner
Bonnie And Clyde
Breathless
Capote
Casablanca
Cat On A Hot Tin Roof
Charade
Chinatown
Das Boot
Destry Rides Again
Dinner At Eight
Donnie Darko
Enter The Dragon
Escape From Alcatraz
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
Fallen Angels
Falling Down
Field Of Dreams
Fight Club
Gaslight
Gladiator
Heat
High Noon
Invasion Of The Body Snatchers
It's A Wonderful Life
Jezebel
Key Largo
Kramer Vs. Kramer
L.A. Confidential
Lola Rennt
Memento
Metropolis
Monsieur Ibrahim
My Fair Lady
Mystic River
Network
Ninotchka
Nosferatu
On Golden Pond
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
Predator
Rain Man
Russian Ark
Scarface
Schindler's List
Serpico
Singin' In The Rain
Some Like It Hot
Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter....And Spring
Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 and 6
Sunset Boulevard
The 400 Blows
The Asphalt Jungle
The Big Sleep
The Breakfast Club
The French Connection
The General
The Godfather Trilogy
The Graduate
The Grand Illusion
The Last Of The Mohicans
The Maltese Falcon
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
The Philadelphia Story
The Return
The Searchers
The Seven Year Itch
The Silence Of The Lambs
This Is Spinal Tap
Trois Couleurs Trilogy
Unforgiven

Television:

Other than the various news and sports networks, these are some of the TV shows I enjoy or enjoyed while they were on-air:

Beavis And Butthead
Caroline In The City
Chappelle's Show
Drawn Together
Family Guy
Jackass
Ripley's Believe It Or Not
Robot Chicken
Saved By The Bell
Seinfeld
South Park
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
The Critic
The Simpsons
The Tom Green Show
Tough Crowd With Colin Quinn
Trigger Happy TV

My Blog

R.I.P. Darrent Williams (1982 - 2007)

I'm in complete and utter shock over the death of Darrent Williams. He was one of the bright, up-and-coming stars in the NFL. When I met Darrent in person at Broncos Fan Fair several months ago, he wa...
Posted by Luke on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 02:38:00 PST

Math In The World Of Verizon

The person who called Verizon made a blog about this as well, which you can check out here....
Posted by Luke on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 06:45:00 PST

Classic.

The following video features a rather amusing exposé that Inside Edition did on Super Mario Bros. in 1988. You may recognize a certain someone hosting Inside Edition too (with more hair though, of co...
Posted by Luke on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 03:53:00 PST

Inside The Mind Of A School Shooter

Whenever a school shooting occurs, there's always people who say that they don't understand why or how someone could commit such an act. They somehow think it defies logic, and/or they blame a person...
Posted by Luke on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 07:07:00 PST

Sonia Y Selena Videos!

So, I was browsing through YouTube, and low and behold, a couple videos from the greatest Spanish dance music duet were on there. The audio synchronization is a little off, but the fact that there ar...
Posted by Luke on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 10:45:00 PST

Still Funny To This Day........

I was just listening to that infamous black metal prank phone call again. Even though it's pretty old, it's still fucking funny. If for some reason you haven't heard this legendary piece of audio go...
Posted by Luke on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 05:35:00 PST

Fuck ESPN And "Baseball Tonight"

Alright, I don't know how many people saw this evening's "Baseball Tonight" on ESPN, but they just demonstrated some of the most biased reporting I've seen in a long time. This is concerning the Rock...
Posted by Luke on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 04:50:00 PST

Stop Comparing People You Disagree With To Hitler!

Just as I talked about in my illegal immigration blog awhile back - why is that every time there's a difference of opinion, there's always someone who tries to impose the most extreme analogy they cou...
Posted by Luke on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 05:02:00 PST

Michael Angelo Batio Guitar Clinic

One of the smoothest, most technically proficient guitarists in the world, will be having two guitar clinics here in Colorado in July. The great Michael Angelo Batio will be holding these guitar clin...
Posted by Luke on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 01:00:00 PST

Broncos Fan Fair Review - The Good, The Bad And The Ugly

Broncos Fan Fair was certainly an interesting experience. Overall, I had a pretty good time, but there were definitely some headache-inducing situations, which even warranted me speaking to the VP of...
Posted by Luke on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 10:27:00 PST