Bonerman a.k.a. Dmitrius Hunglbecker

About Me

"Dmitrius Hunglbecker/Bonerman: The alter ego of some disturbed, lonely UNC student, Bonerman posts convoluted rants outlining all his fictional hits (’Shitty,’ ’Come Hump Me,’ ’Psycho Lover Goes to Hell’) and his urge to sacrifice virgins to Satan -- then goes on to compare himself to ’someone that made funky butt love to your grandma last night.’ Greeley, now you know where to look if bodies start turning up."
- Jason Heller, Westword.com, September 29, 2005
".... i was just reading through these classified adds lookin for a potential bassist and ran across your add and felt the need to message you and tell you that you are a fuckin idiot... who the fuck cares about your cover songs man???? i hope for the sake of anyone that has to deal with you that you come back to reality and get a fuckin clue."
- "Ugly’n’proud," February 20, 2008
DISCOGRAPHY:
The Bonerman LP ver. 1 (2003): Currently on sale to the U.S. Army; this album should break even the toughest of terrorists.
The Bonerman LP ver. 2 (also 2003): Also on sale to the U.S. Army, but this is when I actually started recording with a "drummer."
Bonerman Unplugged: Live At The Wildflour (2005): Spent $10 to have this masterpiece professionally recorded at an open mic in Greeley. I even covered Nirvana’s "Polly" that night.
Stalker (also 2005): Recorded to my mom’s comp not from the source tape, but from a backup tape I recorded before the little people that live in my walls started trying to make their own album on the same tape. That’s why the sound quality of the album is so exquisite.
Persevering Reject (2005 yet again): Better, closer, warmer. No bass on this album, which could explain why I often refer to it as my "And Justice For All." However, my songs are longer, faster and more technical...c’mon, that was funny.
Teengroupiesexromp (2006): My attempt at a dark and heavy album. Inspired by Godsmack, Soundgarden, Norma Jean, Judas Iscariot, Arch Enemy, Marilyn Manson, yadayadayada, you would think this album would be spun on rock stations around the country...I made another funny - ahahahahahahahaha....
Bonerwood (2007): First "studio" album without "drums" since "The Bonerman LP ver. 1." You could call this my first all-acoustic "studio" album, if it wasn’t for the virtuoso-like shredding I did with my now-pawned electric guitar.
The Dmitrius Hunglbecker LP (also 2007): A return to roots for yours truly. The vocals and guitar parts for each song on this album were recorded simultaneously via comp mic and Sound Recorder. Some songs were done in one take, while other songs took a few more takes. While the Bonerman LP may still be on sale to the U.S. Army, the Dmitrius Hunglbecker LP will certainly come at a higher price.
2008: Another Great Year In Which To Masturbate In A Catholic Church With Your Pants Down And the Altar Boys In Plain Sight (2008): WARNING: This summary contains too many god-damned colons for its own good. ANOTHER WARNING: This album may cause permanent mental scarring to anyone who dares listen to it. Wait a minute...that applies to all my material. Refer to my numero uno compadre on this MySpace thingy for more details.
For information on how to get ANY of my albums, feel free to fill my inbox with any questions you may have. :)
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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 4/11/2005
Band Website: "angelfire.com/creep/bonerman

Band Members: Bonerman: Vocals, Guitars, etc.

Influences: GG Allin, The White Stripes, Blink 182, Slipknot, The Beatles, Stephen Lynch, Opeth, Metallica, Slayer, Jack Johnson, Sublime, Norma Jean, Marilyn Manson, the Goldfish jingle, Johnny Cash, Violent Femmes, Deftones, Stone Sour, Green Day, ladies and gentlemen, hot dogs AND hot dogs, Godsmack, Crowbar, Eyehategod, Zoroaster, Gorguts, Cannibal Corpse, the guy that plays ukelele at the Mercury Cafe open mic nights, Nirvana, Alice In Chains, Toby Keith, The Hives, The Strokes, Six Feet Under, Assisted Suicide Assembly, Stich, Lynyrd Skynyrd, burritos (and the magic within), porn, Wesley Willis, the urge to take a shit, and other good stuff...
Sounds Like: bits and pieces of what goes on in my head have been shoved into recording devices, transferred to a computer, and then mercilessly replicated for the sake of subjecting as many people as possible to my special brand of aural torture.

Record Label: suck my ass it smells

Type of Label: Major

My Blog

The Mercury Files

Don’t know when it’ll be up, but the Mercury Cafe recorded my open mic perfomance last night for their ongoing "Mercury Files" segment. Know what this means?...
Posted by Bonerman a.k.a. Dmitrius Hunglbecker on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 06:20:00 PST

First Ever Bonerman Music Video

Check out this video: First Ever Video Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Bonerman a.k.a. Dmitrius Hunglbecker on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:25:00 PST

Obsessors’ Anonymous Is Too Damn Long

At 10 minutes and 10 seconds, I don't think the last song on my latest creation, "2008: Another Great Year In Which To Masturbate In A Catholic Church With Your Pants Down And The Altar Boys In Plain ...
Posted by Bonerman a.k.a. Dmitrius Hunglbecker on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:58:00 PST

New Album: Final Track Listing

1. Suck My Ass 'Cause I Don't Care2. The Last Love Song I'll Ever Write3. Gay Cowboys Eating Pudding4. I Love Fat Chicks5. Paradise6. You Suck7. Obsessors' Anonymous Tracks 1-5 and 7 should be up here...
Posted by Bonerman a.k.a. Dmitrius Hunglbecker on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 02:29:00 PST

Music Videos Coming Soon

I have one video finished and another one in the works. I plan to release them simultaneously, so when work is finished on the second video, I will put them both here on my MySpace. I...
Posted by Bonerman a.k.a. Dmitrius Hunglbecker on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 02:02:00 PST

2008: A Great Year In Which To Masturbate

Current track listing (still in development): 1. Suck My Ass 'Cause I Don't Care2. Gay Cowboys Eating Pudding3. The Last Love Song I'll Ever Write4. I Love Fat Chicks5. When You Fucked Grandpa (Blink ...
Posted by Bonerman a.k.a. Dmitrius Hunglbecker on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 07:34:00 PST

What To Expect In 2008

The eventual completion and release of my current album in progress: "2008: A Great Year In Which To Masturbate In A Catholic Church With Your Pants Down And The Altar Boys In Plain Sight." I'm ...
Posted by Bonerman a.k.a. Dmitrius Hunglbecker on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 07:18:00 PST

Songs From New LP On Page

As you can see, I have finally uploaded four songs from the new LP to my music player. Feel free to give me some input on the new tracks.
Posted by Bonerman a.k.a. Dmitrius Hunglbecker on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 10:31:00 PST

New Album: The Dmitrius Hunglbecker LP

Songs from my latest work, "The Dmitrius Hunglbecker LP," should be up either tomorrow or next week. I have to first get my songs in MP3 format, and then actually be able to transfer the so...
Posted by Bonerman a.k.a. Dmitrius Hunglbecker on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 07:44:00 PST

Will "Chinese Democracy" Come Out Before A New Bonerman Album?

Don't know if the album is even worth finishing at the moment. Got some open tracks for lead guitars or other instruments or whatever, but I think I'm gonna try to record some other songs before...
Posted by Bonerman a.k.a. Dmitrius Hunglbecker on Sun, 27 May 2007 04:31:00 PST