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About Me

About me, well there is so much to say that I cant possibily put it into words. i am the champ. I dream of horses, brasilan islands, lots of money, my own private photo booth, lots of money, all my friends to not move away, making all my dreams come true, the ablity to stop time, San Francisco to stop being tragically hip, cigarette trees, my dream job, lots of money, being a good speller, the ability to fly, to always be as funny as possible, my mom to not go blind, to be able to read Stanley Peepers thoughts,be on permante 'cation with the Rv posse, to always have good hair, to not get any older, lots of money, lots of pills, my own comptuer, to fix the scorcer, a billion dollars, every color in the world of Souconys, many more friends, and a lot of money. people need to like me more, for I am a catch. I also rock asymetrical ponchos like nobodies business. Baby I'll knit your Fucking brains out!!!

My Interests

being witty, paint by numbers, having a secret old man crush on Larry David, swiming in warm blue water, finding new and more interesting ways to hate myself,drinking, bars that you can smoke in, going to parties were everyone makes me feel akward, nerds, being a yuppie bitch, Being Premium, Ugly clown pigs, having pity parties, knitting, and stanley peepers.

I'd like to meet:

Agnes, Agatha, Jermaine and Jack

Music:

The Time Life soft rock collection (no fooling), Bonny Prince Billy, Hall& Oats, Brighteyes, Mix tapes from friends, Radiohead,iron and wine, Dj shadow, Sean Paul, bjork, ODB, Dolly Paton, snoop dogg. lorette lynn, paperboy, Bob Seger, usher, obscure los angeles hip hop for the mid to late ninties, beck and anything sad that just wants to make you cry your eyes out. now I am looking for new sad music to obsess over. Please help!

Movies:

Everything is Illuminated. Hows Your News!,Broke back mountain,The new Amitiville horror, urban cowboy, home movie, Enternal Sunshine of a spotless mind. Royal tenenbaums, terms of enderment, Adapation, the waterboy, the manchurian candidate(original), the shining, superstar, donnie darko, Half baked Carrie 2 the rage. Anything Scary, sad or obviously arty.

Television:

six feet under, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Curb your Enthusiasm, dead like me, Veronica Mars, Lost, strangers with candy, mr show,Heatvision and Jack, 1800's House, Manor House, 1940's House, hells kitchen, gilmore girls (im sorry) freaks and geeks, popular,Family feud, Rosanne, Makeout island (aka Paridise Hotel), lingo, and all Mtv reality tv shows

My Blog

birds

i got attacked by a bird today. i really really did not enjoy it. i think i am suffering from post tramatic stress from the incident. the feeling of those razor sharp claws on my skull will not go ...
Posted by judi on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 11:09:00 PST

i have finally realized...

I hate people. I really do. Not all people just those who are not my friends. I hate pretending people are funny or witting and I have to laugh at their shitty jokes. I hate people who think that ...
Posted by judi on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 03:48:00 PST

help!!!!

I think that I am getting single white femaled if that is possible. What is going on? Why would anyone what to take over my glamourous life? all I know is that it is fucking creepy.
Posted by judi on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 01:16:00 PST

i am a robot. robojudi

I am a robot. robojudi. I am a robot. robo judi. I am a robot. robo judi. feel no emotions. My program only understands one thing. DATA ENTRY. Don...
Posted by judi on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 02:51:00 PST

does anyone read these

i hate my job!!!!! but i know that is only my fault. but i like to blame other things like this stupid city, the president, the govonator, the economy, etc... there is only so much web sea...
Posted by judi on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 03:05:00 PST