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Jennifer Caravella

fuck your headline

About Me

Jennifer Caravella inhabits an ever shrinking bubble of sanity in San Francisco’s seedy Tenderloin district, where she spends her time making artwork and concocting plans for world domination. Her latest creations tend to look like they were stitched together by the kind of doctor that operates in dirty motel rooms, and they fairly reek of BAD TIMES and DIRTY SEX. Woken up on many bathroom floors with your head bleeding and your wallet missing lately? Welcome to how Jen’s work makes me feel. Her earlier pieces weren’t this explicit, it was more like her swinging a big hammer at the last remnants of a 1950’s daydream that she never believed in, but it’s always been shot through with a deeply intuitive sense of internal symmetry that lets you know that even the accidents are tightly controlled around here.Jen tends to paint in bright colors, on big canvasses, and with the world’s most obsessive/compulsive collection of colored electrical tape. Her work is populated with bits of wire, ink ribbons, 45 rpm records, burnt cigarettes, bloody razors and needles, circuit boards, and sewing pins. All the junk that humans living in the 21st century seem to disregard like a pile of dead leaves filters down through Jen and finds itself pinned to her canvasses like butterflies killed for display. But don’t let the aforementioned description plant in your head the idea of a grubby, thrift store kind of mentality. One of Jen’s many hidden talents is the ability to take these disparate, decaying cultural artifacts, and tie them all together on a canvas in way that shows you how everything belongs to everything else. Her pieces give off the sensation of flying into clean airport runways at night and living in buildings made of flesh. It’s organic decay lashed to steel highway guardrails, and it’s moving all the time. Jen was a very active member of Suicidegirls.com until she recently archived herself due to the fucked up antics and lack of integrity behind it all (did I also mention that she’s Sicilian?). She authored what was possibly the most scatological, least practical advice column in the history of advice columnists. In addition to donating her pungent pearls of wisdom for the betterment of humankind, she also performed and toured with the website’s burlesque troupe, humorously reinterpreting the torture scene from “Reservoir Dogs” and turning the Pixies’ “Tame” into a violent, psychotic exorcism that still manages to warm the ol’ cockles.But lets forget the whole scatological advice columnist/Pop Art Frankenstein angle for a second, and lets look at a little girl born and raised in California’s receding hairline hippie dream/organic ponytail co-op/homeopathic feminist free-floating existence. Her best friend’s name was Nanu for Christ’s sake. Channeling the spirit of her wild, legendary great uncle, Louis Prima, she peed on skylights, pulled an elaborate Girl Scout cookie scam at the age of eight, and was routinely picked up by the police for being terminally unsupervised and permanently out of bounds. Which is what I love about Jen: faced with a cloud full of metaphysical mumbo-jumbo and fascistic liberal feel-good propaganda, this girl has always gotten dirty in order to spare herself from becoming just like YOU! Blood, piss, and sweat has rarely looked this good. Did I mention that she was conceived on an acid trip?DANIEL POWELL MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

blood, bones, anatomy, mechanical diagrams, numbers, patterns, aesthetic pleasure, quantum physics, burlesque, originality, eccentricity, the hardware store, psychotic rants, androgyny, health, self-sustained living, efficiency, alternative notions of time, organization, the concentration of like-minds, travel, bak fu pai, mentally deranged and questionable literature and film, pop-art, yoga, surreal moments, fuck-me boots, your perfectly flawed character, offensive humor, lucid dreams, bizarre technology, synchronicity, collecting records, books, jars and dead remnants, fish vertebrae, obscenity, connecting with complete strangers, life via death, black eyeliner, vanilla aroma, moss under my feet, extreme weather, performing, experimentation of sound, ancient relics, human behavior and the thirst for destruction

I'd like to meet:

a cow with rabies

Music:

pixies, wire, buzzcocks, 'x' (from australia), the damned, music machine, blonde redhead, the shins, interpol, lady tron, chicks on speed, tracy and the plastics, numbers, dynasty, the stooges, louie prima, velvet underground, goldfrapp, the fall, the creation, pink section, the gories, miss kitten, grand buffet, the clears, the smiths, turbonegro, david bowie, black flag, peaches, dimmu borgir, the dresden dolls, clinic, brian wilson, the faint, yeah yeah yeahs, the headcoatees, fischerspooner, hot snakes, brian eno, the cramps, dead kennedys, the clash, the stranglers, siouxsie sioux, elvis costello, jolie holland, gram rabbit,roxie music, autonervous, air, x-ray specs, devo, depeche mode, duran duran, the cure, black sabbath, nina simone, cab calloway, deerhoof, belle and sebastion, flaming stars, she wants revenge, the weirdos, tom waitts, rolling stones, t-rex, 13th floor elevators, broadcast, television, iamarobot, bjork, radiohead, the electric prunes, electric six, the cars, sinister ducks, bauhaus, joy division, magazine, misfits, sex pistols, the screamers, man or astroman, the gris gris, richard hell, spoon, 999, altered images, nirvana, gravytrain, shocking blue, the ramones, the kinks, the beatles, kraftwerk, nina hagen, sid barrett, tubeway army, sarah vaughn, morcheeba, massive attack, the doves, white stripes, ratatat, omd, killing joke, au pairs, specials, berlin, the fever, black heart procession, butthole surfers, 45 grave, yo la tengo, switchblade symphany, pinback, hidden cameras, two ton boa, fantomas.........

Movies:

borat

Television:

makes you stupid

Books:

'the stranger' - camus; 'shit magnet' - jim goad; 'snowcrash' - neal stephenson; 'thus spoke zarathustra' - nietzsche; 'you can't win' - jack black; 'permanent midnight' - jerry stahl; 'switchbitch' - roald dahl; random articles in 'the onion'

Heroes:

pedestools are lame

My Blog

leaf blowers and fucking christmas carols

who the fuck invented the leaf blower? seriously. i hate leaf blowers. not only are they loud as fuck, they smell like toxic waste, pollute the air, waste resources and just don't seem ...
Posted by Jennifer Caravella on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 06:07:00 PST