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Dirty_Pillows

Don't try.

About Me

Trying to find the perfect balance between Martha Stewart and Nina Hagen. I dance alone so don't try to cut in, it throws my shit off beat.

My Interests

Kittens, rainbows, ice cream and jokes about your mom.

I'd like to meet:

Clear headed people who understand and appreciate sarcasm, crass humor and intelligence.


Find your own pose !

Music:

Flight of the Conchords.

Movies:

The Jerk, Jim Jarmusch, Pedro Almodovar, Paul Thomas Anderson, Spike Lee, Kings of Comedy.

Television:

Strangers with Candy

Books:

Barbara Kingsolver!,Michael Pollan, Dave Eggers (McSweenys), Salvadore Placencia, Amy Sedaris, David Sedaris, Gregory Magwire, Banana Yoshimoto, Kerouac, Bukowski, Camus, Mary Shelly, Michael Moore, Willow Banks, J.K. Rowling, Lonely Planet. And I have recently discovered that I hate Ayn Rand. Wanna fight about it?

Heroes:

Hugo Chavez, Evo Morales, EZLN, Fidel Castro, E.L.F.

My Blog

Those girls

Not only is today my sons one month birthday but one of my fantastic chickens laid her first egg today. It's raining, my grandma is visiting, Bastion is napping. I need to call you. Answer your phone....
Posted by Dirty_Pillows on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 12:39:00 PST

It happened

Okay since it's been almost 1 full year since my last posting I'll drop a litttle note. I had a baby boy. He flippin rules. He is ridiculous and amazing and beautiful. His feet look like my feet and h...
Posted by Dirty_Pillows on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 10:38:00 PST

I am I

I'm not Heather anymore. You may refer to me as James now. I'm sick of people meeting me hearing the name Heather and remembering the name Jennifer. I am not Jennifer. I tried Jameson to make it...
Posted by Dirty_Pillows on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 05:01:00 PST

We lost the moon.

 I remember one time I said I wanted to stick a fork in a socket. I so do not feel that way anymore. It's amazing to remember feeling so fucked up and revisiting the progression from despair to e...
Posted by Dirty_Pillows on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 09:41:00 PST

tee hee

Shits tight you guys. So tight that everyone who doesn't live in Chico just missed the most ass kicking suprise dance party the state has seen in years. A dude in panties jumped out of a cake. Fire da...
Posted by Dirty_Pillows on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 10:36:00 PST

Que?

What the hell is up with Fellini? I watched La dolce vita last night and wanted to fall asleep but was afraid i would miss something extraordinary. I sat uncomfortably for an eternity and came away s...
Posted by Dirty_Pillows on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 10:08:00 PST

Shut up and dance

There are five stages in dealing with grief. I started out totally in denial. I then moved smoothly into the depression without a hitch. I'm good at that. I seem to be kind of stuck in the anger phase...
Posted by Dirty_Pillows on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 01:51:00 PST

no

Last night for the full moon I went to a friends house and had a little celebration. We did a free write and then went for a midnight ride through Bidwell Park. Im always hesitant to let my self open ...
Posted by Dirty_Pillows on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 11:43:00 PST

The first of many rambling complaints, more to come soon.

This is a lesson in patience. I am in a position where Im living for free so I feel I have to be very polite. I am normally polite, I guess, but this is hard. Living with someone who has known you fo...
Posted by Dirty_Pillows on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 02:28:00 PST

oh the pains.....

My right hand is swollen from a recent kitten attack. My new work shirt is 60 olyester and makes my skin itch. I have a hair in my eye. There are knots in my back and shoulders left over fro...
Posted by Dirty_Pillows on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 12:03:00 PST