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Lancelot du Lac (AJ)

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About Me

I'm a Jersey boy. I'm White Turkish Ankaran on my Dad's side and Black Alabaman on my mom's side. Making me probably the only Turkish-American mulatto I've seen. I come from Newark just like Ray Liotta, Joe Pesci and Joe Piscopo. Even though I live in Newark I still was able to get an education and morals without becoming a drug dealer, gang member, pimp or the rest of the standard shit occupations that go on in my home town. Why? Cuz I'm the Jugg3rnaut B1tch.
But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatic persona......Aww Sh*t! Another announcer acquires access to the worlds amassing of information. Although this amateurish antic I might alter and ameliorate or even annul, but I accost you my acquaintances to gluten yourselves to my acquired postings and allude amongst any comforting or animated views you'd acknowledge. You can anticipate a certain appeal to any articulate affinity of me as you adventure further. I again adduce you to become accustom to me, but apologies abound and absolution asked if my annunciations were amazingly too abreast or abrupt about you. My audacity will amplify the affection of said visitor....
*chuckles*
or augment you aloft in awe. So let me simply add that it is another good honor to meet you and you may call me.....A for AJ.Getting to know me. 25 questions!
1. Where were you 3 hours ago? I rather not say, there are women present here.
2. Who are you in love with? God, because women are total heartless fuck-offs!
3. Have you ever eaten a crayon? not yet
4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? yes this cover i sleep in
5. When is the last time you went to the mall? last month I believe
6. Are you wearing socks right now? yes, it..'s less that 50 degrees in this room.
7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000? I have shoes worth 20$ doth that count
8. When was the last time you drove out of town? all the time
9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days? Yes, Beowulf is cool
10. Are you hot? duh! Is there any other sexy beasts around? other than Brad Pitt of course
11. What was the last thing you had to drink? Motor Oil
12. What are you wearing right now? I say are you trying to get into my pants you naughty mistress?!
13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it? neither
14. Last food that you ate? fish sticks and lots of vegetables
15. Where were you last week at this time? freezing my beautiful mulatto ass off running across the tri-state area
16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week? no, I run naked like a true Galatian warrior
17. When is the last time you ran? I run everyday
18. What's the last sporting event you watched? Mixed martial arts fighting
19. What is your favorite animal? the Eagle
20. Your dream vacation? To visit Holly and Tracie, then help out those in other eastern european nations. Charity over Travel!
21. Last person's house you were in? My current employer
22. Worst injury you've ever had? it was all emotional, no pain hurts like that of the heart
23. Have you been in love? You've asked me if I've known love and what it's like to sing songs in the rain; well I've seen love come, I've seen it shot down, I've seen it die in vain.....
24. Do you miss anyone right now? My older Sisters, I love them dearly
25. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? I am the weapon...
Click this link my fair visitor to fill out this quiz as well, Good day.Personality tests might be useless because your mood can change on any given day. But these things seem to be a Cliche and a fad on myspace so let me act like a Roman while in Rome. wot wot?
Now I know these test may make you believe you know alot about me but, keep in mind of what a spontaneous enigma I can be. And also don't forget I'm somewhat bipolar, so my personality can change like the seasons.
Now if you really want to know stuff about me, you'd be better off reading my blogsHERE and the older ones over HERE My score on The Which Norse Deity Are You Test :
Thor
(You scored 35 Wisdom, 10 Sexuality, 63 Strength, and 57 Goodliness!)
The great protector of humanity and foe to the Jotun, you are known to hit first and ask questions maybe. The other gods, particularly Odin, sometimes give you grief for your seeming slow wit, yet you have held your own at least once. And besides, when Loki managed to embarass every god and goddess one by one, it was you who were able to stop him. Granted, with a threat, but it solved the problem.In truth, you are one of the most beloved and worshipped of gods. People turn to you in times of need.
Link: The Which Norse Deity Are You Test
What Militaristic Historical Figure Are You?

Joan of Arc
Passionate and inspired. Dedicated to cause no matter what the consequences or odds. Willing to take unorthodox methods and revolutionize situations.
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Which Super Hero Are You?
Superman! You are the most popular super hero; your vigor is extremely appreciated and rewarded. Despite your supernatural abilities, you are grounded. Your peers accept that you are different from them and often designate you as their leader. You love being active and challenging yourself. You have a clear sense of what is right and wrong, and as a result are unfazed by new people and unfamiliar places.
What Halo Character Are YOU???

Master Cheif (SPARTAN-117)
W00t! You're the Master Cheif!! You're an AWESOME leader. You are very brave! even when you are scared to do something you tough it out and do it anyways. You are loyal and dependable, always getting the job done. Your friends mean alot to you, and the respect you! Youre an all around kick ass dude!
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Obi-Wan Kenobi
(You scored 61% wisdom, 42% aggression, 60% power, and 66% morality!)
You are one of the wisest Jedi of them all, and have had a very eventful career full of failures and successes. You are a skilled fighter, having defeated many powerful opponents in your time. You are not overly aggressive, though. You are more reserved and collected. Your sense of morality is without question, and you are a model Jedi.
Link: The Famous Jedi or Sith Test
Star Wars What Star Wars Villian are You
You are Anakin Skywalker. You have much fear, anger and hate in you. You lost your mother to the sand people and you have a terrible dream about Padme dying in child birth. You would do anything to save her life, even go to the dark side. You carry a blue lightsaber and you are famous for being "The Chosen One".
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What Monty Python Character are you?
Well, u-- um, can we come up and have a look?
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Which Starship Troopers Character Are You?
You Are... Johnny Rico
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My Interests

AJ's VideoJukeBox. They autoplay .., but hit the menu button or white arrow tabs for the next video. Enjoy!
1. Skillet - Angels Fall Down
2. 30 Seconds from Mars - From Yesterday
3. Bon Jovi - Blaze of Glory
4. Simple Plan - Me Against the World
5. Aerosmith - Eat the Rich What TROY character are you?
You're Hector!You're loyal to your friends and you love your country. People respect you and you are considered a good friend to have. You like the quiet life, but you will fight when your time comes.
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And this other Troy quiz !
Latest News Deep agony, her vanity, and depression doth ran. Such bad things my sadness rings, the pain of THE BROKEN MAN.
Willkommen, Bienvenue, Welcome!Leave you troubles outside!
So - life is disappointing? Forget it!
We have no troubles here! Here life is beautiful...
The girls are beautiful...
Even the orchestra is beautiful!Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome Im Newark City, au Newark City, to Newark City!Newark as defined by the Urban Dictionary.A more direct and "scientific" dictionary entry about my my city, NewarkA short news clip about the murders in 2006Click Here to come and discover my home town :)Click here for good housing in my cityMeine Damen und Herren...Mesdames et Messieurs...
Ladies and Gentlemen.
Where are your troubles now?
Forgotten? I told you so.
We have no troubles here.
Here, life is beautiful...
The girls are beautiful...
Even the orchestra is beautiful

I'd like to meet:

I'd want to fight along side the angels, but that's a honor not yet earned.

Music:

Right now I listen to mostly 80s music, Orchestrated songs, softer pop, Heavy metal, and alot of Western music because it's very loner and isolated in feeling. Also these types of music are the polar opposite of all the gangster rap I hear in my hometown and I want something that momentarily helps me escape the violence of the area I live in. I don't listen to hip/hop too much because it reminds me of my hometown and I am not black and I am not Vanilla Ice. Although It's been over a year and half since I listened to country, I'm back on it now.Click the Links in blue and you will be led to a music video of the artist.*list of artist I listen to alot*Aerosmith- The best American rock band.
Michael Jackson - I grew up on his songs
Queen - of most artists, their songs get to me the most and hit me to the core. There can be only one!
Andy Hunter - The wonders of you. (That goes to God)
Everything but the Girl - I miss you too :)
Wolfgang Mozart
Bach
Kellie Pickler (she's real cute...what? what do you mean she's country? I don't care! I love her!)
Stone Temple Pilots
George Michael
Tina Turner
Elvis -He was my first favorite and my father's favorite
Seal
Bon Jovi
Brian Mcknight
Don Henley His songs make my heart stretch, like when I think of woman
Jon Secada
Dido (such a sweet voice)
Rob Dougan
Mandy Moore (Yeah that's right MANDY MOORE. I like her because she sounds sweet and her voice sooths my melancholy. Plus most of her videos are in this nice suburbian paradise which is a place I never ever got to see because I live in this dank urban ghetto shithole called...*drumroll*...NEWARK!! Oh yeah, and I also watched "A Walk to Remember" and liked it.)
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Belinda Carlisle
Heart
Guns and Roses
Prince
Laura Branigan
Beethoven
The Battle Hymn of the Republic - As He died to make men Holy, let us die to make men free, while God is marching on."I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money I don't think it gets any better when he sings "When a Man loves a Woman."
You're damn right he's good! I celebrate the guys entire catalogue."

Movies:

I'm a fan of Westerns, Legionarre Films, Fife and Musket, French films, Medieval flicks, Pilot movies and most of all Sword and Sandal epics. I also like any movie made about Joan de Arc.
What movie are you? (11 possible results)
The CrowYou show the world that perhaps there is something after death. Something powerful and vengeful.
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Here's a short list in no particular order: Keep in mind that the movies highlighted in blue link to music videos of it on youtubeLegend (takes my breath away all these years later)
Westender
Starship Troopers
300
Troy John Wayne * Arnold Schwarzenegger * Bruce Lee * Ewan Mcgregor * Casper Van Dien * Mickey Rourke * Sly Stallone * Mel Gibson * Vin Diesel * Kurt Russel * Cornel Wilde * Steve Reeves * Victor Mature * Jean Claude Van Damme * Charles Bronson * Gary Busy * Jake Busy * Clancy Brown * Michael Ironside * Ernest Borgnine * Michael Beihn * Kirk Cameron * Brad Pitt * Eric Roberts * Hugh Jackman * Mako * Karl Urban * Lou Diamond Phillips * Kirk and Michael Douglas * Joe Piscopo * The Masturbating Bear * Ron Pearlman * George C Scott * Jeff Daniels * James Caviezel * Luke Goss * Samuel L. Motherfucking Jackson * Keanu Reeves * Robin Shou * Cary Hiroyuki Tagawa * Clint Eastwood * Peter Woodward * Mark Dacascos * Wesley Snipes * Christopher Walken * Wes Studi * Daniel Day Lewis * Ray Liotta * Christopher Reeve * Tchéky Karyo * Christopher Lambert * Harrison FordFavorite Actress Marilyn Monroe * Kristanna Loken * Dina Meyer * Rhona Mitra * Monica Keena * Bridget Fonda * Laura Prepon(a Jersey girl) * Tara Ried(another Jersey girl) * Jessica Alba * Jessica Biel * Brittany Daniel * Peta Wilson * Vinessa Shaw * Lauren Graham * Kristen Bell * Danica Mckellar * Dominique Swain * Amy Allen * Heather Graham * Linda Fiorentino * Diane Lane * Kristy Swanson * Diora Baird * Gina Philips * Catherine Sutherland * Linsday Lohan * Marla Sokoloff * Liz Vassey * Kirsten Dunst * Cerina Vincent * Eliza Dushku * Elisha Cuthbert * Alexa Davalos * Andrea Roth * Natalie Portman * Katheryn Winnick * Jennifer Jason Leigh * Ludivine Sagnier (a really cute French Chick) * Jodie Marsh * Vicky Pratt * Rosamund Pike * Carrie FisherFavorite Directors Mel Gibson
John Carpenter
Paul Verhoeven

Television:

Airwolf
Knightrider
Beastmaster
The Oreilly Factor
Married with Children
Voltron (the 80s show)
Power Rangers (Jose Conseco ain't gotta take this shit mothafucka. Hold up bitch I'm from 25th and broadway.)
Civil War Journal
Mail Call
Transformers
Ninja Turtles
Smallville
Roughnecks(starship troopers)
Squidbillies
Heman
GI Joe
Dogfights
Macgyver (I see so much of myself in him)

Books:

I read mostly things concerning history, stuff of personal interests and Movie Scripts (The script to the Matrix and Aliens was very well written). Things like: Nineteen Eighty-four
Red Badge of Courage
The Illiad
Starship Troopers Right now I sometimes read movie novelties. Currently I'm on "Revenge of the Sith" the book, Blitzkrieg World War II, and another called Life in the 3rd Reich. (Don't worry I'm not a skinhead)"300" by Frank Miller deserves honorable mention even though it's really just a hardback comic book like Sin City. I most want to read the book "Vampire$" by John Steakley. It was the book that inspired the John Carpenter movie by the same name. I hear it's very masculine, gritty, brutal, and muscular. Most importantly, I am again typing the Bible from start to end.
People I Admire Abraham Lincoln
William T. Sherman
Michael the Archangel
St. Joan of Arc
General George S. Patton
Bruce Lee
Lawrence J. Chaimberlain

Heroes:

I admire the people in the section above, but it is The Lord who is my knight in shining armor! He is all I have left.

My Blog

Sin punishes us, not God.

Every now and then we might hear one or two people blame God because of a certain illnesses or diseases they have. For example some have spoken that "God has struck me down with lung cancer" or "I bl...
Posted by Lancelot du Lac (AJ) on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 03:52:00 PST

The Falsehood of Astrology

You guys ever read the Starledger or New York Times on occasion? If you have, how many times have you ever flipped over to the ever popular Horoscope section of the newspaper? Yes I know it's a growi...
Posted by Lancelot du Lac (AJ) on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 08:47:00 PST

The New World Order and Jordan Maxwell: friend or foe?

In this day of the information age, secrets from the past are more and more becoming accessible and open to the pubic Joe like you and me.  And there is no one who hungers for the truth more than...
Posted by Lancelot du Lac (AJ) on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 04:01:00 PST

God understands your language (Slight 56k warning: lots of pictures)

I was talking to a Muslim gentleman a little while ago and during the conversation he questioned the validity of the Holy Bible.  He said amongst other things why would God's word have to be cha...
Posted by Lancelot du Lac (AJ) on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 09:14:00 PST

Jesus and His Father are One

Him and His Father are OneJesus Christ is God's Word manifested in the flesh.  When you think of the connection with Christ the Son and His Father God, it's like these analogies below:Sailing shi...
Posted by Lancelot du Lac (AJ) on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 11:00:00 PST

Thou shall NOT watch Sylvia Browne! o_0

In a previous blog I addressed the dangers of using Ouija boards.  Now I want to bring to the surface a deception I think is just as much potent in harming people through spiritual means.  ...
Posted by Lancelot du Lac (AJ) on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 10:11:00 PST

The Devil's Most Dangerous Deadly Game: the Ouija Board/Angel Boards

So I guess you think you are talking to dearly departed Grandma Edna when you are using that big sham called the Ouija board.  Which is better known today as "the Angel Board."  (both the O...
Posted by Lancelot du Lac (AJ) on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 07:06:00 PST

The wrong Sissification of Christianity and the song "Battle Hymn of the Republic"

I remember when watching a TV a while back I saw a church service singing one of my favorite all times songs.  No it wasn't anything from Seal or Aerosmith but rather is was the patriotic Battle...
Posted by Lancelot du Lac (AJ) on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 05:09:00 PST

Joan of Arc, May 30th

Divine intervention can turn the simplest of people into mighty heroes.  It turns young men into slayers of giants and kings of entire nations.  It makes the lost man in the desert a great l...
Posted by Lancelot du Lac (AJ) on Thu, 31 May 2007 08:43:00 PST

in loving Memory of Jack

God sends us blessings in the guise of friendsOf all shapes and sizes, new ones he sendsHe was stong and brave; few things did he lackTo me God sent this warrior named JackHe had much friends and fam...
Posted by Lancelot du Lac (AJ) on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 05:21:00 PST