Haunted Photographer exercising artistic demons. profile picture

Haunted Photographer exercising artistic demons.

I live in the here and now.

About Me



( Pirates ) Knows what the world has to offer and frowns on its abuse by mankind.

(H. P. Lovecraft ) People are the problem with egos, and the one inside wants to build a better world, of love, peace, and, joy.

( Cthulhu ) Happiness was invented by man as a excuse to get his way.

( Vampires ) Joy was not invented it is unchangeable through out the living world; birth, eating, cleaning, playing, growing, sex, learning, being, and, adaptation.

( Gothic ) Thus, the interduction is just as it is, deep, and with out hope of change in man. Love makes it seem possible, and it is freely given even to those who do not want it. ( Hippie )

Add to My Profile | More Videoslinkin park - crawling

Add to My Profile | More VideosBob Seger - Like A Rock

Add to My Profile | More Videos" / Get Your Own Voice Player Manage

My Interests

The Forbidden, secrets, hidden knowledge, Pirates, Gothic lifestyle, Hippies, Photography, Adventure, Exploring.

I am intrested in freedom, no limits, and borderless society, even at the cost of lawlessness. When the criminal is on equal ground with a citizen he will lose in a lawless society, because no one cares to support a lie, cheat, or, thief but lawyers and judges.

Currency Converter by OANDA.com, The Currency Site .

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/links.html
......
Ahoy! - "Hello!"
......
Avast! - Stop and give attention. It can be used in a sense of surprise.
......
Aye! - "Why yes, I agree most heartily with everything you just said or did."
......
Aye aye! - "I'll get right on that sir, as soon as my break is over."
.......
Arrr! - This one is often confused with arrrgh, which is of course the sound you make when you sit on a belaying pin. "Arrr!" can mean, variously, "yes," "I agree," "I'm happy,"
......

Beauty The best possible pirate address for a woman. ......
Bilge rat The bilge is the lowest level of the ship.A bilge rat, then, is a rat that lives in the worst place on the ship.
......
Bung hole Victuals on a ship were stored in wooden casks. The stopper in the barrel is called the bung, and the hole is called the bung hole.
......
Grog An alcoholic drink, usually rum diluted with water, but in this context you could use it to refer to any alcoholic beverage other than beer.
.......
Hornpipe Both a single-reeded musical instrument sailors often had aboard ship, and a spirited dance that sailors do. Is that a hornpipe in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
.......
Lubber (or land lubber) This is the seamanversion of land lover, mangled by typical pirate disregard for elocution. A lubber is someone who does not go to sea, who stays on the land.
.......
Smartly Do something quickly.
......

I'd like to meet:

Those dammed souls that work hard to keep up the stream of New Thought at the sacrifice of comfort and happiness. All for the ill-gotten commercialists who would profit from true free spirits and torture souls.
Smart people that are creative, have imagination, and want to recreate community.

Costume Makers, Painters, other Photographers, undead, sucubuss, models, videographers, witches, ghost, zombies, ravers, and, trick artist. Gothic,goths,pirate,Pirates,Hipppies,vampire,vampires,vamps.
gothicpirate Pirate gothic

Music:



Things you could get me, if you like what I am doing.:

Things I want:

Kwik languge guide
http://www.magellans.com/store/Translators___Converters___La nguage_TranslatorsBL190?Args=&refchan=DestGuide#

Micro mp3 camera
http://www.pimall.com/nais/dvr6.html

Bugspray
http://www.magellans.com/store/Health___Insect_ProtectionSC5 61?Args=&refchan=DestGuide

XXlarge Black Parka

http://www.packinglight.net/plight/dept.asp?dept_id=3036& ;

*Honda Insight.
*4-wheeler.
*silver skull.
*glass skull.
*Size 9.5 ring with crosses on it.
*Size 10 ring it skull on it.
*2 Stautes for my grave side.
*Wooden casket plain no color pine.
*CD boom box that was small and used AA batteries.
*Performance make up for theater.
*Small digital camera 8mp.
*Book on costumes.
*Seminar trip to include photography business trade show.
*Pirate stickers.
*8mm vcr.
*Real cool cutlass 1.
*Real flintlock 1.
*Trip to Thialand.(January 29th-Feb 11th)
*Trip to Cape Horn.
*Scuba equipment.
*Mini DV Camcorder.
*Pirate lual party supplies lots.
*Pirate Hat leather.
*Boldrics 2.
*Size 11.5 16mm Ruby ring.
*Web cam.
*Old costumes lots.
*500 Cinder blocks.
*Fake trees.
*A crew for films.
*Really cool large wooden carved chair.
*Real working Powder horn.
*Flask that hold cigars or cigeretts.
*Maniquins.

I will remove the items as I get, find, or if I am given, the keys to my material happiness.

Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates

10. What are YOU doing here?

9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ...
(this one is never completed)

8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!

7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"

6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!

5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"

4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!

3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!

2. RAMMING SPEED!

1. You. Pants Off. Now!

Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day
br 10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin€™, I'm 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

1. Prepare to be boarded.

They dont call me Long John because my head is so big.

You're drinking a Salty Dog? Howd you like to try the real thing?

Wanna shiver me timbers?

I've sailed the seven seas, and youre the sleekest schooner Ive ever sighted.

Thats the finest pirate booty Ive ever laid eyes on.

Let's get together and haul some keel.

Thats some treasure chest youve got there.

Places I have been!
Alabama Alaska Arizona ArkansasCalifornia Colorado Connecticut DelawareFlorida Georgia Hawaii IdahoIllinois Indiana Iowa KansasKentucky Louisiana Maine MarylandMassachusetts Michigan Minnesota MississippiMissouri Montana Nebraska NevadaNew Hampshire New Jersey New Mexico New YorkNorth Carolina North Dakota Ohio OklahomaOregon Pennsylvania Rhode Island South CarolinaSouth Dakota Tennessee Texas UtahVermont Virginia Washington West VirginiaWisconsin Wyoming Guantanamo bay, Cuba IraqJubail, Saudi Arabia Rhonda, Spain Canada Mexico Bahamas Jamaica British Columbia

Places I want to go!

Beijing, China
http://www.travelchinaguide.com/cityguides/beijing/forbidden .htm

Tibet, /China
http://www.ciolek.com/WWWVLPages/TibPages/Travel/travel-faq. html

1 dose of Vodka
1 dose of Coconut Liqueur
1 dose of Peach Schnapps
Fill with Cream
Serve in a tumbler (highball)
Prepare in Mixing glass

KISS IN THE DARK
1 dose of Gin
1 dose of White Vermouth
1 dose of Cherry Brandy
Serve in a cocktail glass
Prepare in Shaker

SILK STOCKINGS
1 1/2 oz. Tequila
1 oz. Creme de Cacao
1 1/2 oz. Cream
1 Dash Grenadine
Shake with ice and srain into a cocktail glass. Sprinkle cinnamon on top.

MUFF DIVER
1 dose of Coffee Liqueur
1 dose of Amaretto
1 dose of Irish Cream
Fill with Whipped Cream
Serve in a shot glass
Prepare in Shaker

SLIPPERY NIPPLE
0.5 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream
0.5 oz. Butterscotch Schnapps
Serve in shot glass

BUTTERY NIPPLE
1 dose of Irish Cream
1 dose of Butterscotch Schnapps
Serve in a shot glass

MENAGE A TROIS
1 dose of Dark Rum
1 dose of Triple Sec
1 dose of Light Cream
Serve in a cocktail glass

CHASTITY BELT
2 cl Tia Maria
1 cl Hazelnut liqueur
1 cl Bailey's Irish Cream
1/2 cl cream
Layer in order.

SEX ON THE BEACH
1 part vodka
1 part peach schnapps
2 parts orange juice
2 parts cranberry juice
Shake and pour over ice.

DEEP DARK SECRET
3 doses of Dark Rum
1 dose of Coffee Liqueur
1 dose of Anejo Rum
1 dose of Heavy Cream
Serve in a cocktail glass
Prepare in Shaker

Movies:


I am trying to singelhandedly make several short films, at this time.
If your intrested in projects involuving film and print then send information To:
Anytime Photography Or
H.O.P.E (Historical Organization for Preservation and Education)
6025 Stage Rd. Suite 42-111 Bartlett, TN. 38134 For more information [email protected]
http://www.myspace.com/anytimephotos
gothicpirate Pirate gothic

Television:


I like it better off travelling the world , then Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

Books:


Writing a great story right now and taking a lot of photos to accompany it.

Who knew it was so hard for a perfectionist to accomplish a simple story turned novel.
gothicpirate Pirate gothic

Heroes:

Female Firefighter and Male Firefighter Calendar in the works.Interested [email protected]
Love speaks powerful magic. Words of life are small they do not account for those who suffer the fools of society. Not all would choose life, if given the choice. Words of death are silent speak powerful magic of self reliance in the task that no man should be called to do for his country, home, and, family. Why choose death for the love of all, why is it never for the one?
gothicpirate Pirate gothic
iced earth - slave to the dark

Add to My Profile | More Videos
What sign of the Black Zodiac are you?
The Withered Lover
Take this quiz !
Quizilla | Join| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code Whats Your Suicide Ballad?
Bother, Corey Taylor.
Take this quiz !
Quizilla | Join| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab CodeArtist: Corey Taylor Song: Bother Album: [" " CD]
Take me to the top again
Take me to the high road shining
'Cause you know I never seen the world like that
You take me to the top again
You take me where it's slow and easy
'Cause you know I never dream inside like that
I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know
Won't you take my heart
Don't leave me here standin'
Take my heart
Where only you can Take my heart
There is no resistance
I can only go as far as you can
Yea, through the leaves of grass I search
And I follow like a soldier
Where the battle rages on
Reveal what's true
And I call to open skies
And I call to high plains driftin'
Through the wintertime the earth shall feed my soul
I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know
Won't you take my heart
Don't leave me here standin'
Take my heart
Where only you can
Won't you take my heart
There is no resistance
I can only go as far as you can
Discover borderlands that we have yet to run
And you can search forever never reach the sun
And I can go on tryin'
And I can go on cryin'
Won't you take my heart
Don't leave me here standin'
Take my heart
Where only you can
Won't you take my heart
There is no resistance
I can only go as far, o I'm cryin'
Take my heart
Don't leave me here standin'
Take my heart
Where only you can
Take my heart, o I said
I can only go as far as you can-n
Take my heart
I said, take my heart
It's okay
It's all right now
Everything, everything in my heart.
..

My Blog

Quizes~ WHy you say? Writers block.

Using your mouth..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth.  You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser...
Posted by Haunted Photographer or Gothic Pirate on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 08:35:00 PST

new years down south

I am going to be out of town for new years trying out my new travel gear set up. Hope it make it easier to travel a lot more this year. Business is great and things could not be better no matter how i...
Posted by Haunted Photographer or Gothic Pirate on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 07:50:00 PST

Check out this video: Happy Feet vs Walk It Out

Posted By:«umair»Get this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by Haunted Photographer or Gothic Pirate on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 06:52:00 PST

Check out this video: Teletubies lean wit it rock wit it

Posted By:-Ace-I Already Got Who I Wanted For X-Mas-M.P.R- Get this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by Haunted Photographer or Gothic Pirate on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 06:37:00 PST

Perfect holidays dont need retail.................

Well I finally have given in to the Christmas bug, with my haunted twist of course but I have an idea not a new one but good for those like me that are tired of June Christmas and no time for Hallowee...
Posted by Haunted Photographer or Gothic Pirate on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 08:15:00 PST

Alone, Alive, and, Lost in Paradise.


Posted by Haunted Photographer or Gothic Pirate on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 08:01:00 PST

WTF Check out this video: peaches-Rosa Helikopter

Posted By:jennGet this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by Haunted Photographer or Gothic Pirate on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 05:45:00 PST

Getting closer to the door.

You are Strength   Courage, strength, fortitude. Power not arrested in the act of judgement, but passing on to further action, sometimes obstinacy.   This is a card of courage and energy. I...
Posted by Haunted Photographer or Gothic Pirate on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 07:02:00 PST

The sand is a bad look for Chrismas songs.

Things that make you think a little:There were 39 combat related killings in Iraq in January.   In the fair city of Detroit there were 35 murders in the  month of January. That's just ...
Posted by Haunted Photographer or Gothic Pirate on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 07:20:00 PST

Here Ghosty Ghosty Ghosty!

Memphis-Auburn Park If you park your car by the lake in Auburn Park, The Blue Lady is supposed to rise out of the lake and walk towards your car.   Millington-The Smoke Stacks This used to be a ...
Posted by Haunted Photographer or Gothic Pirate on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 06:27:00 PST