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Natty Woohoo

So now we've come upon the hardest thing I'll ever do. How do I ask you this? Will you help me throu

About Me


JIMMY EAT WORLD | "Carry You" | When I know I'm all alone, I say your name slowly, and I know that I'm alone, but I carry you. Does it feel good? Like the memory? When you try some history, it's a dream to come around, but the rule doesn't bend, because the taste doesn't taste the same again. It's easy feeling righteous when removed; all you'll get is what you want to hear. It hurts because it should; how else am I to make it clear? I could never be the one that you want, don't ask. Here's to living in the moment, cause it passed. Maybe a lie is what I need sometimes. You told the most, the best of anyone. You said to keep me in your pocket, so I carried you. You better choose your words carefully, because I'm not your anything. Going to stay here in my place, and you'll stay in yours, because you're only good as what you're good for. I pace around the room to spend the time, waiting while the burning pictures fade. It's one thing to make your mind, and another to say its name. I could never be the one that you want, don't ask. Well, here's to living in the moment, cause it passed. I'm still carrying a little hope that maybe, things could get different now. Is that so wrong, is that so...wrong? Would I see you tonight, at a place we'd go? Could going through the motions lead to real emotion? I want to make things right before time runs out. It was like you said-- the taste don't taste like it should. Roll down the windows, let the cold air come in. Slap my face just to feel, to feel you somehow again. I could never be the one that you want, don't ask. Well, here's to living in the moment, cause it passed. | "Carry You" | JIMMY EAT WORLD
I can be very silly. New people thrill me. Good beer makes me happy. I love filling out surveys. I am really into photography and producing short films right now. I have mad trivia skills with "Saved By The Bell." I am a vat of useless knowledge and people know to come to me for answers about the most random questions. I think it's fun to guess people's Zodiac signs although I do not read horoscopes. I recently developed a love for soy milk and modesty. And bacon. Yeah, bacon is awesome.
I am very observant. I may appear flighty at times, but I am constantly aware of my surroundings and the details. (Acute perception, anyone?) 85% of my dreams take place in the same fictional city. It's a combination of my three favorite cities: San Francisco, Boston, and Birmingham. I will draw you a map if you ever want to visit. It's an awesome town. Maybe that's why I love sleeping so much.
I seem to be going backwards in time. I still keep up with today, but I am learning as much as I can about the good old days, especially in regards to cinema and music. I love martinis and making new drinks. I love song lyrics but find that romantic notions can be the emotional downfall of a young woman.
Marriage is a sacrifice. It's a commitment people make to each other that says, "I got your back for all time. It's you and no one else forever. Oh, and please pay the cable bill."
-- iVillage's Love Council

"It's hard to say you love someone / And it's hard to say you don't." - Del Amitri's "Driving With The Brakes On" | "You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper." - Grim Reaper, Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey | "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum." - Nada, They Live | "[(Cannibalism x Apocolypse (squared)) - Guilt] / People = Hot Dog Junction" - Sifl & Olly
Did I mention I can harness the power of fire?
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My Interests

Everything you see here, plus the following (in no particular order): comedy, beer, wine, playing sports, nostalgia, rock operas, poker, jewelry, heights, proofreading, dancing, and LOL Catz:

I'd like to meet:

My paternal grandparents, Bruce Campbell, Shawn "HBK" Micheals, The Undertaker, Gwen Stefani, and Mr. Big.

Also, Jeremy Schuller. I had a dream about you years ago. If you're out there, contact me. Don't mess with fate, man!

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Music:

Better Than Ezra / U2 / Tom Petty / The Killers / Franz Ferdinand / Baumer / Semisonic / Nine Inch Nails / Elvis / Dwight Yoakum / Johnny Cash / Rock Kills Kid / The Mavericks / David Bowie / Weezer / The Stalls / Bon Jovi / Queen / Blue October / Live / Dashboard Confessional / Cake / Cowboy Mouth / Jude / Train / Neil Diamond / Huey Lewis / Robert Palmer / Velvet Revolver / Pearl Jam / Jem / Stone Temple Pilots / Audioslave / Guns N Roses / Duran Duran / Def Leppard / Snow Patrol / Death Cab for Cutie / The Fray / James Blunt / Gnarls Barkley / Downright / Chad Fisher Group / The Bridges / The Boy Least Likely To / My Chemical Romance / Muse / Ringside

Movies:

Celebrity / 30 Days of Night / Borderland / V for Vendetta / Memento /Dawn of the Dead / Space Camp / Ghostbusters (I/II) / Vanilla Sky / Billy Madison / The Outsiders / Donnie Darko / Kill Bill (I/II) / Bill and Ted (I/II) / 28 Days / 28 Days Later / Bring It On / Center Stage / Almost Famous / Fight Club / Say Anything / Better Off Dead / High Fidelity / About a Boy / Dr. Strangelove / North by Northwest / Singin' in the Rain / Clockwork Orange / Casablanca / Cannibal: The Musical / Match Point / Casino Royale / Little Miss Sunshine / The Illusionist

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Television:

Heroes / Grey's Anatomy / Nip/Tuck / Desperate Housewives / Doug / Hey, Arnold! / Robot Chicken / Aqua Teen Hunger Force / Family Guy / Simpsons / 24 / The Bachelor / How I Met Your Mother / The State / Clone High / Drawn Together / Shorties Watchin' Shorties / Saturday Morning Cartoons

Books:

Return of the Native / Lucia, Lucia / Devil Wears Prada / It's Like This, Cat / Lovely Bones / Lucky / Clockwork Orange / Forrest Gump / Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy / Jemima J / Tom, Dick, and Debbie Harry / My Life in Heavy Metal / Catwings / White Oleander / Shakespeare / anything by "Anonymous"

Heroes:

My parents. They're amazing people. And Scampy:

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My Blog

Things that make you go...errr?

A Taco Salad Conundrum: Eat the Bowl? Taco Salads are enhanced by the crunchy, buttery shell it is housed in. But what's the best way to keep it all together and still eat the shell? Or rather, in a c...
Posted by Natty Woohoo on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 03:19:00 PST

A $5K Christmas

Merry Christmas from Montgomery!XOXO,Woohoo...
Posted by Natty Woohoo on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 10:55:00 PST

Musings

I was watching the end of HIGH FIDELITY and it was the part where Jack Black sang "Let's Get It On." And I cried. What the hell is wrong with me? I think it was the way Rob and Laura interacted at th...
Posted by Natty Woohoo on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 11:13:00 PST

Independent Horror Films - Starts This Week!

Listen up, everyone. If you like horror movies like me but complain about the lack of good quality scares, then this is your chance to potentially see an awesome indie horror flick. I checked out a fe...
Posted by Natty Woohoo on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 10:03:00 PST

Where you will be on November 8th...

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Posted by Natty Woohoo on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 12:43:00 PST

Back Pains: Part Two

I officially hate doctors now. We'll get to why later. Okay, the doc-in-a-box gave me some pain pills and steroids to reduce muscle inflammation, which I find funny because people take steroids to mak...
Posted by Natty Woohoo on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 02:18:00 PST

Back Pains: Part One

As some of you have learned by now, I am currently battling severe back pain. It's no stranger to me, but this is one of two times so far in my life where the pain has interrupted my daily routine. It...
Posted by Natty Woohoo on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 02:48:00 PST

Awesome Lineup this Year!

FEATURES:American ForkSun, Sep 30, 1:15 PM | Alabama TheatreAugust the FirstSat, Sep 29, 4:00 PM | Birmingham Museum of Art Blood CarSat, Sep 29, 9:45 PM | Carver Theatre Great World Of Sound Sat, ...
Posted by Natty Woohoo on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 08:59:00 PST

Slim Pickins

The Movie Gallery on Clairmont is going out of business, so I popped in to buy movies I really didn't need. But what the hell-- they were pretty cheap. Perusing on-sale items can be very depressing. I...
Posted by Natty Woohoo on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 08:51:00 PST

Skin color makes no difference...

...because we are all friggin' morons. Seriously, go to the Piggly Wiggly on Clairmont Ave at around 8:30pm. You will see all kinds of stupidity. (If you can go when its been raining, you get bon...
Posted by Natty Woohoo on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 07:48:00 PST