Well the first thing you should know about me is that I am totally awesome. Seriously. I rock. In fact, I've often been told that I'm "the coolest". I should also tell you that I'm incredibly average. I find that people are more comfortable when you set that kind of expectation up front. You should also know that I am a left wing nut job who, oddly, also really likes guns. I'm all about contrast. Go figure. I'm a hellacious cook, and aside from being pretty good at fixing stuff it's my only real talent. I enjoy the company of my friends, around whom I tend to drink too much. Like every good Southern man I'm absolutely obsessed with sports. As a result, the weekends tend to get a little rough. Women are my absolute greatest weakness, as most of my lady friends will readily tell you. Wrap all that goodness up in an AMAZINGLY awkward body and you've got me, which is nice.
P.S. - Want to get to know me better? I recommend taking a look at my Amazon wish list. I'm not suggesting that any of you buy me a present, but if you absolutely HAD to pick something up for your favorite Steineker then I'd be more than happy to receive anything from this list. That's mostly because I made it. By the way, you should know two things about this list. First, it should be sorted by priority (high to low) and second, IT IS AWESOME! Anyway, here's the link...
