Step right up!
Witness the Strange and Unusual
the Twisted and Bizarre
and the Down Right Ugly!
The Horror known as
T e x a s
C h a i n s a w
Step into the dark and twisted world of Texas Chainsaw.Bred in the vile depth of singer Johnny Dark s depraved imagination, this band has nothing to recommend it: nothing but a hell-bent one-way journey into rock-n-roll madness. The evil guitar of Slavic musician Neno has been genetically spliced with the maniacal groove of bass player Marc B,to produce an unnatural breed of dark and driving music. Transplanting a beating heart of mesmerising drums by ED K,they've created a hideous hybrid monster with an insatiable hunger for fresh meat.
Texas Chainsaw is a vile piece of crap!*And that's just their music. With the addition of a host of horror film makers and the theatrics of their Travelling Horror Picture Show they bring their disturbing visions to life, not only in film but on the stage and right into the unsuspecting audience. Their world: a wild concoction of cannibalism, voodoo orgies, serial killers and giant carnivorous bunnies. Their music: as seductive and driving as it is disturbing. Their goal: to drag you into their nightmare on a ride through hell you wont soon forget.
As extreme and hideous as a complete lack of imagination can make it!*And like any good horror show you might think youve seen this plot before, but there are more than enough chills and thrills at a Texas Chainsaw gig to keep you hooked til the end
leaving in their wake nothin but broken hearts and body parts!*Stephen Koch, Harpers November 1976 (review for the original film Texas Chainsaw Massacre
= Totally made up
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