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Killopatras

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About Me

Stunning? Yes.
Strong? Yes.
Clever? Yes.
Powerful? Yes.
Crafty? Yes.
Stylish? Yes.
Regal? Yes.
Bent on ruling the world with our well-manicured iron fist, kohl-rimmed eyes, and bejeweled scarab skate tools? Hell YES!
The Killopatras are:
Psyche O'sis (Captain) / Trixie Belter (Co-Captain) / G / Karmageddon / Loco Chanel / Machete Page / Matzoh Ballbreaker / Mexican Jumping Mean / No Mercy Mad Dusa/ Rosebud Slayer/ Tarin Hairout
Our next bout, Quadrophilia!, May 6!
BE THERE!
Chi*Town Sirens Roller Derby 2006-2007 Season
December 3, 2006
Babes in Battleland
The Thunderdames v. The UltraViolent
January 7, 2007
Ring in the Bruise Year
The Killopatras v. The Wheelers

February 11, 2007
Love Hurts
The Killopatras v. The UltraViolent

March 4, 2007
Erin Go Brawl
The Thunderdames v. The Wheelers
April 1, 2007
I Pity the Fool!
The Wheelers Vs. The UltraViolent
May 6, 2007
Quadrophilia
The Killopatras v. The Thunderdames

June 3, 2007
THE CLASH OF THE SIRENS
Championship Bout
Teams TBD!

My Interests

Political intrigue. Dynasty building. Dysfunctional families. And roller derby.

I'd like to meet:

Emperors and snake charmers.
But you'll do.

Movies:

All the ones made about me.

Books:

The Egyptian Book of the Dead.
With your name on it.

Heroes:

Great grandpapa Alex the Great.
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