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Ravishing McTavishing

If life is a stage I better have a kickass costume

About Me

I'm getting married!!! I love weddings and now I'm having one! I'm a photographer and I love photographing weddings. Maybe you should let me photograph yours. I love commedy, and I am HI-larious! You should check out my latest commedy project Monday Morning Taped (http://myspace.com/mondaymorningtaped). Seriously, you should let me photograph your wedding. I go to school at Riverside Community College where I study Theatre and Photography. I have the greatest friends in the freakin' world! I love you guys! I love Andy he is my everything! I"M GETTING MARRIED!!! Let me take your picture. Please? I just wanna take your picture.    My Sexy Man    Me and my sexy man
Your Penis Name is: Ivan the Terrible

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American Cities That Best Fit You:


60% New York City
55% Chicago
55% Los Angeles
55% Seattle
You Are Elektra
There's really no superhero with more style than you.
Because who could beat being sexy assasin ninja? What Superhero Are You?50% San Diego Which American Cities Best Fit You? I adopted a cute lil' dragon fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

My Interests

Pornography, I mean Photography (I'm a photographer, check out my pics!!!), Sewing, fashion and costume design, I want to be a comedic actress/writer, Singing, Dancing (if you can call it that. Bitch can't dance but she do it anyway. My dancing is actually the funniest thing I do as a commedian.) Check out my show:Monday Morning Taped    My Card? (She asks in a British accent because Brittish accents are cooler.)          My Art

I'd like to meet:

yer mom    This is my advertisment for Paris' new fragrance    Mmmm...Coca-Cola is good... width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

Everything. Ok not everything. I'm not really into hip hop or rap although there are a few of those type of songs I like. I don't discriminate against any type of music. I like to give everything a chance. However myfavorite type of music is by far alternative: Smashing Pumpkins, Nirvana, Alanis Morisette, Stained, Yer Mom (DAMN IT THERE I GO AGAIN WHEN EVER I LIST THINGS OFF YER MOM JUST HOPS RIGHT IN THERE AND THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT!!!!!) Anyway, I'm also a country girl so I grew up on some great country music: Anne Murry, Reba, Willie (saw him live this fall and he has old man butt, don't tell him I told you so), Johnny, Wyland, Yer Mom (SEE WHAT I MEAN!!!) Ok off the top of my head my all time favorite singer/songwriter is Kenny Loggins, The man is amazing. None of his songs sound the same and his lyrics are straight from the heart. My favorite band of all time is Fleetwood Mac without a doubt. There were so ahead of their time musically and their songs are poetry just like Yer Mom (DAMN THERE IT IS AGAIN, IT'S A CURSE I TELL YA!)Jack Johnson - Taylor

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Kielbasa
Your butt cheeks is warm.

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Movies:

romy and michelle, and garden state, because it's my homelife.and anchorman. " i think i ate your chocolate squirrel."
Michelle. Cooky. Crazy. And adorably clueless.
Michelle is a friend to everyone, and so are
you. You are sweet, and don't care what anyone
thinks as long as you are having fun
Which Romy and Michelle Character are You?
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.. You scored as Goofy. Your alter ego is Goofy! You are fun and great to be around, and you are always willing to help others. You arn't worried about embarrassing yourself, so you are one who is more willing to try new things.

Goofy


88%

Peter Pan


75%

Sleeping Beauty


75%

Cinderella


69%

The Beast


56%

Cruella De Ville


50%

Donald Duck


38%

Pinocchio


38%

Ariel


38%

Snow White


31%
Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego?
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Television:

South Park kicks ass! Scrubs (Zach Braff, i love you.) Will and Grace, Sex and the City.       Me and Andy being goofy

Books:

what's a book? isen't that what you use for school. reading is for losers. why read the book, when they are gonna make it into a movie?

Heroes:

my mom.my dad. yer mom-that is for aubrey. and gilda, jennifer coolidge, will ferrell. and richard.

My Blog

I'm Hot!

http://www.myheritage.com...
Posted by Ravishing McTavishing on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 11:59:00 PST

Ode to Aubrey

Aubrey BallWe'll miss u AllYou flew away todayYou're gone and now Our hearts will drown But Captain will still be gayThe house is now clean Our refrigerator empty(All that food was yours)But remember ...
Posted by Ravishing McTavishing on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 10:32:00 PST

My Breast

So, sometimes when I feel down I flash myself in the mirror. This may sound odd but it makes me feel better. I mean, my breasts are amazing! A-MAZ-ING!!!! They're perfect, they're the most perfect nat...
Posted by Ravishing McTavishing on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 01:04:00 PST

WHORE!!!

tagging is a crime, but not on myspace!haha! you've been tagged, brought to you by Aubrey Anastasia "the whore" BeverhousenThe first player of this game starts with "6 weird things/habits about myself...
Posted by Ravishing McTavishing on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 09:13:00 PST

Michael McDonald Must Die

Okay so I don't know if you've noticed but for the last 2 or 3 years Michael McDonald has been popping up all over the place. First he had a live album then a live dvd which showed up on the greatest ...
Posted by Ravishing McTavishing on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 11:05:00 PST

I want "Candy" (Save Strangers with Candy!)

From Yahoo Movies: No "Candy" For Warners Tuesday October 11 3:53 PM ET Strangers with Candy is in need of a distributor with more of a sweet tooth. The feature-length version of the C...
Posted by Ravishing McTavishing on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 03:08:00 PST

Brittany Blogs Too Much!

That's pretty much it...um...she blogs too much. Hey someone had to blog it.
Posted by Ravishing McTavishing on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 02:02:00 PST

bubbling monkey cunts(no, with a "k" like ketchup) kunts.

hi...i am christy. so i am drunk and blogging. arrest me! officer! i was drunken blogging. actually, i am so drunk that i need to dictate this to aubrey to write. ok...ummmm...first of all, my boyfrie...
Posted by Ravishing McTavishing on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 12:59:00 PST

read me!

i am christy. i take pictures. i wear crazy colors. i like guys who like pie. i want to marry conan o'brien. not really. i ate dinner at the macaroni grill. i have been hacked by aubrey. the end!
Posted by Ravishing McTavishing on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Highlights of Headshot Night

I'd like to thank everyone who came. We had a lot of fun and here are the best of the night:                               You can click on them to get a bigger ...
Posted by Ravishing McTavishing on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST