Pornography, I mean Photography (I'm a photographer, check out my pics!!!), Sewing, fashion and costume design, I want to be a comedic actress/writer, Singing, Dancing (if you can call it that. Bitch can't dance but she do it anyway. My dancing is actually the funniest thing I do as a commedian.)
Check out my show:Monday Morning Taped
  
My Card? (She asks in a British accent because Brittish accents are cooler.)
  
  
  
My Art
I'd like to meet:
yer mom
  
This is my advertisment for Paris' new fragrance
  
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Music:
Everything. Ok not everything. I'm not really into hip hop or rap although there are a few of those type of songs I like. I don't discriminate against any type of music. I like to give everything a chance. However myfavorite type of music is by far alternative: Smashing Pumpkins, Nirvana, Alanis Morisette, Stained, Yer Mom (DAMN IT THERE I GO AGAIN WHEN EVER I LIST THINGS OFF YER MOM JUST HOPS RIGHT IN THERE AND THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT!!!!!) Anyway, I'm also a country girl so I grew up on some great country music: Anne Murry, Reba, Willie (saw him live this fall and he has old man butt, don't tell him I told you so), Johnny, Wyland, Yer Mom (SEE WHAT I MEAN!!!) Ok off the top of my head my all time favorite singer/songwriter is Kenny Loggins, The man is amazing. None of his songs sound the same and his lyrics are straight from the heart. My favorite band of all time is Fleetwood Mac without a doubt. There were so ahead of their time musically and their songs are poetry just like Yer Mom (DAMN THERE IT IS AGAIN, IT'S A CURSE I TELL YA!)Jack Johnson - Taylor
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Your butt cheeks is warm.
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Movies:
romy and michelle, and garden state, because it's my homelife.and anchorman. " i think i ate your chocolate squirrel."
Michelle. Cooky. Crazy. And adorably clueless.
Michelle is a friend to everyone, and so are
you. You are sweet, and don't care what anyone
thinks as long as you are having fun
Which Romy and Michelle Character are You?
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.. You scored as Goofy. Your alter ego is Goofy! You are fun and great to be around, and you are always willing to help others. You arn't worried about embarrassing yourself, so you are one who is more willing to try new things.
Goofy
88%
Peter Pan
75%
Sleeping Beauty
75%
Cinderella
69%
The Beast
56%
Cruella De Ville
50%
Donald Duck
38%
Pinocchio
38%
Ariel
38%
Snow White
31%
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Television:
South Park kicks ass! Scrubs (Zach Braff, i love you.) Will and Grace, Sex and the City.
  
  
Me and Andy being goofy
Books:
what's a book? isen't that what you use for school. reading is for losers. why read the book, when they are gonna make it into a movie?
Heroes:
my mom.my dad. yer mom-that is for aubrey. and gilda, jennifer coolidge, will ferrell. and richard.