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Kal-The

My parents nuetered me because they were tired of tripping over my balls

About Me

Really not that much to talk about concerning this subject. Just a normal guy living day in and day out. At night I try to kill the beast that sleeps under my bed and eats my left socks
.. You scored as Peter Pan. Your alter ego is Peter Pan. You are a child at heart. Anything you believe is possible, and you never want to grow up.

Peter Pan


94%

Donald Duck


88%

Sleeping Beauty


88%

Goofy


63%

The Beast


50%

Ariel


44%

Snow White


38%

Cruella De Ville


25%

Pinocchio


25%

Cinderella


19%
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My Interests

Working to become a professional Hermit,It's a hard job but someone has to do it. Also Masturbating to the soothing voice of the singer "Wing".

I'd like to meet:

The person who came up with idea of bottled water

Music:

WINGGER KICKS ASS !!!!

Movies:

I can make a list of movies that I like a mile long but I just don't have the patientce or the time to do so. So here is a handful of movie's that I like to see burned like a 1937 Nazi rally. John Q, Napoleon Dynamite, Mr. Deeds, The Forgotten, Alexzander, North ( Yes Collin North), The Hours, Catwoman, Son of the Mask ( I was warned but I had to watch ), Underworld, Van Helsing, Dude Where's my Car, Enough, Fast and the Furious The Village, .... Ok so I've seen a lot of bad movie's. I guess I can make another list a mile long of bad movies.

Television:

Thanks to my roommate Aubrey the only TV show that I watch is A Diffrent World... width="530" height="370"

Books:

These are my Favorite Graphic Novels of all time.(Ultimates Vol 1)( Wanted)( Hellboy: Seeds of Destruction.)( Sincity: That Yellow Bastard)( Kingdom Come)(Alan Moores stories of the DC Universe)( Crisis on Infinite Earths)( Preacher Vol 1-9)( Watchmen)

Heroes:

My Fetus Lil Kal-El I adopted a cute lil' superman fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

My Blog

I've been fucking tagged

Damn You Chris.Random facts10) I love to play those stupid advertising games on myspace. My favorite being the one where you beat up President Bush for a free cell phone ring tone.9) I'm writing a com...
Posted by Kal-The on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 03:48:00 PST

albino baby

One day I was walking down the street and I saw an albino baby. I said hello albino baby. I then proceded to shove the albino baby up my ass. It hurt at first but once I snapped his neck with my anus ...
Posted by Kal-The on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 04:17:00 PST

This week in Braids late editon: Superman returns and why Ninjas are better than Pirates.

In these past two weeks we, Christy, Aubrey, and I saw two high profile movies. The first is Superman Returns. A little back story first. I have since 1992/1993 (because I cant remember what year I s...
Posted by Kal-The on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 08:54:00 PST

This week in Braids late edition : Why I hate over achievers

Sorry for the wait everyone but things got a little busy this week and last so let me catch you up in not one but two Blogs. Joy! So two weeks ago I step into work swipe my time card and try to find m...
Posted by Kal-The on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 08:36:00 PST

A week in Braids Week One : How I learned how to ignore a drunk.

Interesting week this week fellow hos and hobos. Monday I visited Raging Waters for the first time since the last time I went. I would have to recommend to anyone wanting to go to Raging Waters to go ...
Posted by Kal-The on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 01:40:00 PST

Kal-The Returns

Well I'm back. I've been neglecting Myspace for far too long. Sure I've seen my page but I haven't really done anything to it in awhile. And I'm still not. But what I'm going to do every Sunday or whe...
Posted by Kal-The on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 01:42:00 PST

VH1 social commentary

Fuckin fuck fuck. Sorry I had to just do that. Notice that I actually capitalized the first letter so if it actually had vowels it could be considered a word. All right enough jibber jabber. Yesterday...
Posted by Kal-The on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 01:42:00 PST

Fuck that pudding eating bastard.

The Original King of comedy died today. Richard Pryor. Today youll hear a many a thing about this man, about his controversial stand-up routine, about his addiction to drugs, and eventual demise. Wha...
Posted by Kal-The on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 01:45:00 PST

Remember Remember the 5th of November

God I hate irony. I finished working on a fantastic Blog explaining the meaning of life and disproving the existence of any higher intellectual being or beings, when I submitted it to Myspace it decid...
Posted by Kal-The on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 04:56:00 PST

Ottisberg

Everyone has that one movie that they watched as a child which caused the VCR to commit suicide. Mine was the original Superman with Chritopher Reeves. At the age of 3 I memorized all the main actors...
Posted by Kal-The on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 01:39:00 PST