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Steve Keller

Since we broke up I'm using lipstick again.

About Me

You have 89% Iowa in you!

Wow! You're almost all Iowa. No wonder you're such a likeable person. Isn't it great being so close to the greatest state in the country!

Do you have Iowa in you?



My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 3/20/2005
Band Website: hmmm. website.
Band Members: Current works include:

Origin of Animal - Drums and Vocals

Edison's Arm - Drums

Disco Nap - Drums

Ravenswood Community Orchestra -
Violin and Percussion

Previous works include:

The Bends - Auxiliary Percussion and vocals

Genital Hercules - Drums

The Archives - Drums and vocals

The Election - Drums and vocals

Influences:

Well I don't know... Art and sports are very nice, anyone who considers themselves to be successful/happy, artists, scientists, teachers, family, friends, you
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God damnit I like a lot of things. The music that I make, anything jazz and anything classical, Radiohead, The Crystal Method, Medeski Martin and Wood, Nine Inch Nails, Dave Matthews Band, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Three Eleven, Goldfinger, Primus, Grateful Dead and all of its incarnations, Rage Against The Machine, CSS, Blues Traveler, The Roots, Ideamen, Stuck Underwater, Slightly Stoopid, Snoop Dogg, Tool, Bjork Gundmundsdottir, Battles, Peter Gabriel, The Urge, Umphrey's McGee, King Crimson, anything Mike Patton, Dream Theater, Brazilian Girls, Tub Ring, The Prodigy.
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The Sopranos, The Office, American Idol, House, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, Six Feet Under, Married With Children, Flight of the Conchords, My Boys, 60 Minutes, any sport, any cartoon, and almost any game show.
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Spaceballs, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, Raising Arizona, The Departed, The Big Lebowski, Forrest Gump, Borat.
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As far as drums go: in no particular order: Carter Beauford, Danny Carey, Louie Bellson, Mike Portnoy, Futureman, Jerry Carpenter, Evelyn Glennie, Phil Collins, Dennis McPartland, Billy Cobham, Josh Freese, Elvin Jones, Tim Alexander, Steve Gadd, Max Roach, Tony Williams, Vinnie Paul, Alan White, Willie Jones, Kobie Watkins, Neil Peart, Dave Lombardo, Dale Crover, Darrin Pfeiffer, Earl Palmer, Hamid Drake, Brandon Lipford, Mickey Hart, Bill Kreutzmann, Spencer Dryden, Mitch Mitchell, Will Calhoun, Mike Hooley, Cody Dickinson, Carson Hooley, John Bonham, Dan Bitney, John McEntire, John Herndon, Sean Sankey, Benjamin Clapp, Neil Peart, James Swensen-Flagg, Billy Martin, Bill Ward, Emre Kartari, Gene Hoglan, Chuck Tokarski, Phil Goodrich, Gene Krupa, Joe Chambers, Johnny Rabb, Aaron Johnston, Akira Jimbo, Stewart Copeland, Bill Bruford, Mick Fleetwood, Wolfgang Haffner, Patrick D, Nick Sherman, Chris Wiken, Jimmy Chamberlin, Chad Sexton, Chad Wackerman, Brad Wilk, Hershyl Edwards, Andy Farag, Kris Myers, Roger Taylor, Erik Lunna, Martin Zar Zar, Brian Davis, Derek Rieth, Carl Palmer, Lenny White, Jim Hodder, Victor Feldman, Jeff Porcaro, Phil Selway, Brady Blade, Brian Blade, Eric Kretz, Chad Smith, John Tempesta, David Silveria, Ginger Fish, Chris Vrenna, Nick Mason, John Pessoni, Andrew Sole, Dave Weckl, Peter Erskine, ?uestlove, Abe Laboriel Jr, Dave Marsalek, Max Weinberg, Matt Cameron, Rick Shandling, Steve McCombs, Darryl McKee, Gary Husband, Jon Fishman, Cindy Blackman, Joe Tomino, Quin Kirchner, Ringo Starr, Doug Brush, Brian Mantia, Ryan Hoagland, Jack Dijohnette, Terry Bozzio, DJ Jazzy Jeff, Clyde Stubblefield, Alex Acuna, John Stanier, Matt Sherrod, Pat Mastelotto, Aloke Dutta, Sean Kinney, Dave Krusen, and Matt Sorum

Sounds Like: A swift kick in the pants.
Record Label: strict_nine productions
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Rothbury vs. Lollapalooza

hey there i'm not sure if any of you attended either of these glorious festivals or not, but i'm going to give you the pros and cons.... rothbury vs. lolla...... Rothbury took place over the fourth of...
Posted by Steve Keller on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 12:34:00 PST

Hilary Clinton might as well just go ahead and be a basektball coach

Hey I'm serious. She fits the part perfectly. God she needs to do something with her hair...I don't know. Fuck she sucks. Barack is obviously the better candidate. Here's an idea. Let's vote in three ...
Posted by Steve Keller on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 02:05:00 PST

Women’s footwear

So, the past couple of winters here in Chicago I've noticed something about women's footwear. First they wear these boots that go up to the knee and are usually this diarhea brown  color. I call ...
Posted by Steve Keller on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 01:32:00 PST

Flamin Hot Cheetos

First of all I don't like to be referred to as gay while eating chips. I have had these before, but not nearly as many as last night. I just spent the last hour in the bathroom...that was probably the...
Posted by Steve Keller on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 10:05:00 PST

I share a birthday with Chuck Norris, Rick Rubin, Sharon Stone, and Osama Bin Laden

How about that?EDIT! I forgot Carrie Underwood, American Idol Winner & gymnast, Shannon Miller. We were born on the same exact day.March 10th was also the day MLK was killed by James Earl Ray. ...
Posted by Steve Keller on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 03:46:00 PST

I must be OCD if the position of the toilet paper is annoying

but then again I usually don't get along with people who do the underhand. It makes no sense. With overhand it doesn't fall into the pool of water, piss, and vomit that's on the bathroom floor as easi...
Posted by Steve Keller on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 02:05:00 PST