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Emmett

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About Me

Header Banner Made with MyBannerMaker.com! Click here to make your own! I'm #1. I'm awesome. Like, imagine something really neat...That's me, I'm that good. I'm like ninja cool. Ya know the black guy on an all white basketball team? That's me. I even have a hat and t-shirt that say "I'm #1. Do you have those? Didn't think so. I also banged your girlfriend...Twice. And she was all like, "Damn! You're number one!" And I am. Moses saw God's back and his hair turned white. He met me and his toenails fell off and he was like, "Wow, you must be number one." And, of course, he was right. Don't you wish you were #1? Yeah, everybody does. Except me. Because I am.
But sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. Wait no, not me...You.

My Interests

This one time, I was really drunk and I tried to hump a cactus. It gave me an infection. It was gross.

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I'd like to meet:

Other voice artists and producers. Steve Stone, Don La Fontaine, Ashton Smith, John Frost, Chris Lord Alge. Geeks like me. People driven to succeed. Oh, and little people...They're fun.
Your Life Path Number is 8
Your purpose in life is to help others succeed

You are both a natural leader and a natural success. You are also a great judge of character.
You have a head for business and finance. You know how to make money.
A great visionary, you can see gold where other people see nothing.

In love, you are very generous - with gifts, time, and guidance.

You love to inspire people, but it can be frustrating when they don't understand your vision.
Great success comes easily for you. But so does great failure, as you are very reckless.
You are confident, and sometimes this confidence borders on arrogance. What Is Your Life Path Number?

Music:

Breaking Benjamin, 360 Smile, Johnny Cash, Ludo, A Perfect Circle, Brookroyal. Also, all types of orchestral stuff and the occasional opera.

Movies:

Crash, American History X, Back To The Future Trilogy, Shawshank Redemption, Die Hard series, Silence Of The Lambs. Lots and lots of porn.

Television:

Family Guy, South Park, Futurama, 24, Cops, CSI, Law & Order, Mythbusters.

Books:

I wish I had more time to read....Cash: The Autobiography, Cracked, The Man In Black, Di Vinci Code, Water For Elephants, The Car.

Heroes:

Howard Stern, Woody Fife, Rick Ruben, Eric Chase, Steve Stone, John Frost, Johnny Cash.

My Blog

I could have been a meteorologist or a cop...

I'm guilty of doing most of my writing when I'm a little sad, lonely or just a little depressed. At this moment, I'm none of those things, despite some certain setbacks. Everything is right in my mi...
Posted by Emmett on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 08:01:00 PST

Happy fucking New Year!

Wow, such bullshit.  I had planned to spend NYE with Brookroyal, the sponsors and the rest of the crew.  I was really looking forward to it.  Those dudes know how to throw down in ...
Posted by Emmett on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 02:31:00 PST

Time to recharge

Time for a vacation.  I need a break.  I can't take care of all of my facets at once.  I've just gotten so burned out.  I forget to eat or sleep or just generally take care of myse...
Posted by Emmett on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 06:47:00 PST

Lack of sleep...And Merry Christmas!

I might really be losing my mind this time.  I always push myself right to that edge.  That's how I stay on top of things.  But I may have drifted over that line.  No pil...
Posted by Emmett on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 06:34:00 PST

Blog for Pixie

It's been awhile since I sat down to type anything here, as was brought to my attention by the lovely lead singer of a band called Feed The Flame.  She told me that she was disappointed that I ha...
Posted by Emmett on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 04:04:00 PST

I’m bored...

Ever been at a place in your life where you have no idea where you're going or why? I think most people go through it before they ever hit age 26.  I never did and just assumed with my "rules don...
Posted by Emmett on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 10:05:00 PST

Sometimes the Truth Hurts...

It's true.  The truth sucks, sometimes. Sometimes, no matter how much two people love each otehr, they're just not meant to be together.  Accepting that as reality is a hard thing to do.&nbs...
Posted by Emmett on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 09:38:00 PST

Gear List (and Lust)

For potential clients and gear sluts alike...The New Audio Productions full equipment list: MICROPHONES: Audio-Technica AT4040 Condenser (main mic) Nady SCM-950 Condenser Marshall Electronics MXL990 C...
Posted by Emmett on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 05:24:00 PST