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Bon Wayne

You can't tell this Wookie what to do!

About Me

My name is Jonathan or "Bon" to friends. Despite what you may think...I am not of Eskimo or Chinese descent. I play guitar for the bands Inimical Drive (we suck and we are ugly) and Brook-Royale (we suck and we are pretty). I have a sweet ass, I have a 2-0 record in DDR, and I love music & boobies.

My Interests

Drinking Reebs, music, fishing, ping-pong, ski-ball, mini-golf, pinball, and hanging out with people.

I'd like to meet:

Anybody who can make me laugh or can tolerate my good looks & sweet ass

Music:

Deftones, Dredg, Lost Prophets, Killswitch Engage, Hopesfall, Taproot, Thrice, Our Lady Peace,Blindside, Incubus, Staind, Eighteen Visions, Sevendust, The Bled, 36 Crazyfists, Bleed The Dream, Glassjaw, Bi-Level, Funeral For A Friend, Nonpoint, Maybe Today, Atreyu, Alien Ant Farm, Elliot Smith, A Perfect Circle, The Beatles, Pulse Ultra, Underoath, Stutterfly, Nashville Suicide Mission, Papa Roach, Slipknot, Calico System, Poison The Well, Dave Matthews Band, Breaking Benjamin, The 5th Element, Adair, Boy Hits Car, Rage Against the Machine, Skynyrd, Story of the Year, Pearl Jam, Faith No More, Muse, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Metallica, Foo Fighters, Stone Temple Pilots, Ski-Lo, Aerosmith, and more.

Movies:

Momento, JAWS, Office Space, The Shawshank Redemption, Back To The Future, Forrest Gump, Donnie Darko, Coming To America, American Beauty, Good Will Hunting, Super Troopers, Orgazmo, BIG, The Usual Suspects, Man On The Moon, Resivoir Dogs, The Jacket, Saving Silverman, Cannibal: The Musical, Blow, Fight Club, Count of Monte Cristo, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Almost Famous, Spaceballs, The Lost Boys, Boondock Saints, The Matrix, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Porno, Jurassic Park, Footloose, That Thing You Do, Anchorman, The Revenge of the Nerds, Spideman, X-Men, Animal House, Old School, Stand By Me, Dumb and Dumber, Willow, Tommy Boy, Labyrith, Airheads, The Goonies, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Angus, Monsters Inc., etc.

Television:

MXC, The Simpsons, That 70's Show, Futurama, Friday Night Stand-Up, South Park, Smallville, Aqua Teens, Sealab 2021, and The Family Guy.

Books:

"In Cold Blood", "Hatchet", "The Princess Bride", "Crime & Punishment", and "The Outsiders".....those are about the only books I have ever read.

Heroes:

Gramps, Master Shake, Hoopa, the Chief, and Quint

My Blog

Joke is on you

I just wanted to give a shout out to the "F" that busted out one of my car windows this weekend. I don't know what kind of shitty theif you think you are my shady friend...you busted out my window and...
Posted by Bon on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 11:11:00 PST

Snakes On A Band

Hello loved ones and punk bitches....tis I...here with another pointless blog. Actually this one does have a point....and that point is this: Snakes....on a band My band made and starred in our own sp...
Posted by Bon on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 10:55:00 PST

I will miss you Croc Hunter...

The Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin, died this past Monday....and I am sad.  He was killed by a pussy ass stingray (no doubt the stingray was named O.J.)....a frickin stingray that deserves to be h...
Posted by Bon on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 11:06:00 PST

"at the end of the day...."

"...its about if you have great fucking hair!" these are the famous words of the great Jonathan...a douche bag on the the show "blow out" who cuts hair and gets like $500 bucks to do it. I HATE THIS M...
Posted by Bon on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 06:32:00 PST

Never question Chuck Norris...

So this may be the funniest thing I have ever read: 15 Little Known Facts About Chuck Norris 1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. 2. A man once asked Chuck Norris if his rea...
Posted by Bon on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 05:32:00 PST

my top 8...

thank god for this new option...i am going to recycle my friends through the top 8 like a molestor recycles condoms! now i can waste even more of my time on here!  hooray! umm...well...i think th...
Posted by Bon on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 03:42:00 PST

I'm in a pirate state of mind...don't ask why

Here are some good pick-up lines....if you happen to be a pirate: - Arrr! Prepare to be boarded!- Can I put my monkey pump in your bunghole?- Give me the booty!      &nbs...
Posted by Bon on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 09:27:00 PST

why are retarded people allowed to hold scissors?

the reason i ask this age old question is b/c it seems that everytime i go to get my precious hair cut...they are the ones holding the scissors!i got my hair cut for the first time in 6 months and whe...
Posted by Bon on Sun, 04 Sep 2005 04:53:00 PST

Peeing on the bathroom wall is fun...

now there's a mental image for you tonight is my first night of class and its a math class...i hate school & math peace be with you...xoxoB
Posted by Bon on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 03:38:00 PST

This Goodbye

yup...this will probably be the sappiest blog i ever post so just bare with me: ***If there had to be an answer***A choice between the two***I am sorry to say this goodbye to you***Maybe in another li...
Posted by Bon on Sat, 20 Aug 2005 08:59:00 PST