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Rachel

I hereby proclaim a jihad against my inner infidel: mediocrity.

About Me


...or maybe I'll just punch you with my lips

so you can feel the softness

that comes about

when you mix cruelty with kindness.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Humans are my least favorite mammals.

Alas, I may need a few of you for my empire.

My Blog

faces

2006. los angeles. just woke up. no makeup. sunlight only. digital camera. (two not included: delta goodrem, 76% + calista flockhart, 76%) 2000. new york. headshot. makeup. professional lighting. pr...
Posted by Rachel on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 12:53:00 PST

r-e-s-p-e-c-t

sometimes, when i've forgotten my way, i find myself listening to the miseducation of lauryn hill... "don't be a hard rock when you really are a gem, baby girl; respect is just the minimum...." ...
Posted by Rachel on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 06:57:00 PST

different

My body aches from my most recent mistakes. I flooded my soul with tears to wash off the filth and almost drowned in my own repentance. I had no choice but to turn the bags under my eyes into flying...
Posted by Rachel on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 07:26:00 PST

pt

i own a car but ride the rails. i think public transportation saved my soul (in los angeles of all places). though...i was once fined $150 on the red line. (that was a bad day.) and on friday, whe...
Posted by Rachel on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 06:57:00 PST

salvation

In 2001, in New York, my dear friend Damien introduced me to "Confessions of an Opium-Seeker" by Nick Tosches, as published in Vanity Fair in September 2000. A few lines of the piece thundered through...
Posted by Rachel on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 07:53:00 PST

spider

spider spider - bit my ass! spider spider - why so sass? ...
Posted by Rachel on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 01:05:00 PST

baristas

i'd like to give a shout out to my baristas down in el segundo keeping it real... ...
Posted by Rachel on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 07:33:00 PST

poked

Today, a man said to me, "Stop being such a girl." I replied, "But I am a girl. I get poked by hard things on the insides and still feel it the next day." Asshole. ...
Posted by Rachel on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 05:58:00 PST

kiss

i thoughtyou mightlike these things to havebrokeni amknow you feel so badin truththere isonly this:decompose from the first kisscall me crazy if i dareto scowlrefusing to suck you barewoundedthrobbing...
Posted by Rachel on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 12:36:00 PST

jihad

I hereby proclaim a jihad against my inner infidel: mediocrity. Also, my cat Harlem ate my bluetooth headset for my Sidekick 3, so if anyone wants a pair of mittens, let me know... ...
Posted by Rachel on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 10:27:00 PST