Why Lakers, why?! |
I've been attempting to come to grips with the colossal failure of my beloved Los Angeles Lakers last night, and more specifically why I care like I do when they lose, and why the hell I bother to fol...
Posted by Zack Hexum on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 07:33:00 PST |
backhanded conundrums |
If Rafael Nadal is right-handed, but plays tennis left-handed does he get the left-handed slightly shorter life expectancy? Or does he just get the good batting average? Does right-handed baller, bu...
Posted by Zack Hexum on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 08:16:00 PST |
A Ditty (no relation to P Diddy) |
Ladies and Gentledudes! Boys and girls! Feast your eyes on the first-ever-in-the-history-of-the-world (as far as I know) video flyer!I wrote myself a little jingle for the upcoming show at the Hotel...
Posted by Zack Hexum on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 05:20:00 PST |
Marylandfarmer! |
I feel like the NBA playoffs are at least as long as the Democratic Primary process. Unfortunately the Lakers are looking at a Hillary-style deficit if they don't pull out some serious mojo in game t...
Posted by Zack Hexum on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 11:45:00 PST |
Mozarts Punch-Out |
The day that began with seeing Craig Kilborn on the tennis courts carried on with a phone call from my friend asking me to haul it over to the studio to lay down some baritone saxophone on Beach Boys ...
Posted by Zack Hexum on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 10:44:00 PST |
Faux Paws |
As often as possible I make it over to my neighborhood tennis courts to hit some balls with a friend. We usually play five games to eleven, we don't serve to start off, it's more like table tennis wi...
Posted by Zack Hexum on Wed, 28 May 2008 01:04:00 PST |
biting a hole |
And the Oscar for worst use of CGI groundhogs in a live action movie goes to....Indiana Jones and the Disappointing Skills!Accepting the award will be George Lucas, who previously earned an award for ...
Posted by Zack Hexum on Tue, 27 May 2008 11:50:00 PST |
youve got to follow through |
It's time for a montage, folks. Duh duh-duh-duh duh-duh duh duh duh... (that was supposed to be the start of the theme from Rocky). I'm training like Sylvester Stallone: chasing chickens around my ...
Posted by Zack Hexum on Tue, 20 May 2008 09:59:00 PST |
ever serve time? |
The pajamas are off, ladies and gentlemen, and it's 11:06 AM. I think I'm mostly human again (my bionic earlobe notwithstanding).The tea is hot, the window is open and Spring is springing.I've added ...
Posted by Zack Hexum on Wed, 14 May 2008 12:10:00 PST |
Hello my baby, hello my honey |
I watched a Simpsons episode whilst couch-ridden that had a quote that was apropos to my last few days: "The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles."In the dizzying highs category:On...
Posted by Zack Hexum on Tue, 13 May 2008 01:03:00 PST |
