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Steve

Steve Simms

About Me

You can hear me on the radio in North Wales every Monday to Friday between 9 am & 2 pm on Coast 96.3 and 10 am & 2pm on Champion 103.

My Interests

Radio (obviously), pop/ indie/ rock/ cheesy music, comedy, films, pub quizzes, travelling, surfing the net, buying tat

I'd like to meet:

Mr T from the A Team - maybe we could smash a few walls down with our bare fists, build an armoured vehicle from old washing machines and call everyone fools

Music:

The Killers, Oasis, Kylie (not just for the songs), cheesy 80's pop

Movies:

Beach Blanket Bingo (look it up, you'll cry laughing), Dodgeball, Anchorman, Police Academy 1-6 (even the ones when most of the cast have left), Austin Powers films, Super Size Me, Touching The Void, Bowling For Columbine

Television:

The Office, Extras, Curb Your Enthusiasm, South Park, Little Britain, Friends, the new Doctor Who, Knight Rider,

Books:

Tony Hawkes - Around Ireland With A Fridge, Michael Moore - Dude Where's Our Country? Dave Gorman - Are You Dave Gorman?

Heroes:

Ricky Gervais, Howard Stern

My Blog

CSI: Llanfair

I found a dead fly with a decapitated head on my pillow last night. Is that the insect mafia's equivalent of a horse's head? If so, is the scale of it less of a threat and instead of fearing for my li...
Posted by Steve on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 04:43:00 PST

Crayons

I'm 31, as of Friday and what did I get? Crayons! This isn't unusual for me. Until I was 21, my youngest uncle sent me crayons and colouring books every year, not realising that we were both getting o...
Posted by Steve on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 02:57:00 PST

I Pity The Duck

http://www.tmz.com/2007/05/27/i-pity-the-fool-who-doesnt-bid -on-this-duck/...
Posted by Steve on Tue, 29 May 2007 04:25:00 PST

Reality TV in Llanfair PG

I had a day off today, because I was going to the dentists for drilling and filling and I took the train from Llanfair PG. It was chucking it down with rain and I was drenched through when I got there...
Posted by Steve on Fri, 18 May 2007 03:01:00 PST

Get Some Nuts

The best advert in the world, ever... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NySN_plfiNI...
Posted by Steve on Wed, 09 May 2007 05:22:00 PST

Yeh, but no but, yeh, but, shu up

I felt like a character in a Little Britain sketch at the weekend. I was innocently walking down the main road in Upper Bangor when some woman shouted "excuse me" across the road. I thought she was ne...
Posted by Steve on Tue, 01 May 2007 05:18:00 PST

Things you don't expect to see...

...I've just looked out of the radio studio window and seen a man on ski's, skiing past, wearing full ski gear. It's really hot and sunny here. I'm very confused. Just metioned it on-air and a lady ph...
Posted by Steve on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 06:20:00 PST

Kenny Loggins on a computer

Is Kenny Loggin's login, Kenny.Loggins?
Posted by Steve on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 02:37:00 PST

My life is a joke

The other day I was on a bus in Upper Bangor and the bus had to stop to let a turkey cross the road. Why did the turkey cross the road? ...
Posted by Steve on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 02:36:00 PST

Namesakes

Last night I watched a film - Little Man, which is a comedy about a crook who is vertically challenged and pretends to be a baby to retrieve a stolen diamond that had ended up in a ladies handbag. The...
Posted by Steve on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 08:45:00 PST