Welcome...we're Nude Choppers of New York...no bikes built here, only the lifestyle...conveyed through our clothes and our own rides, and if you own more than one O.C.C. shirt and it wasn't a gift...this site is not for you! Not hatin'...not at all...gotta tip your hat to those boys. As they say, there's only one thing worse than takin' a suckers money, and that's NOT taking his money! We're forgetting...it's the lifestyle baby! (props to my boy D-Menace for that ditty). The bikes are beginning to look like jitneys from the Phillipines! And the people? It's like Marlon Brando morphed with the dude from the Village People! Take that shit off already! There isn't enough room on your bike for everything in the J & P catalog! Although many are out to prove me wrong! The word "Chopper"...Chhhhop-er! Get it..chop, as in chopping shit off! Let's enjoy this period but at the same time let's pay homage to those who made this cool to begin with! I know, I know, it's the individualism we should be celebrating...but the fact remains, I haven't been able to get a good parking spot on Main Street since '83! Twenty three years ago I was lucky to escape with my life leaving Boot Hill...now I have to give way to the baby strollers! Alright, let me take a breather...lots of time to adjust the rant tomorrow. So to all my kooks...Von Dutch hates you! : ) SHOE out!..
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