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BRIANS REVENGE

PUNK ROCKERS DO IT DIRTIEST!

About Me

WELL WHERE DO I BEGIN I WAS BORN IN THE BACK OF A BUICK ON THE JERSEY SHORE IN 1953, I LEFT HOME AT 8 AND JOINED THE CIRCUS, I TRAVELED THE WORLD WITH A HIGH FLYING TRAPEZE ACT UNTIL 1963 THEN I WAS DRAFTED INTO THE MILITARY AND DID MY TOUR OF VIETNAM UNTIL 1973 IN THAT YEAR I BECAME A MERCINARY OF WAR AND WENT INTO HIDING IN SOUTH AMERICA WHERE I HAD 16 CHILDREN WITH A SOUTH AMERICAN PROSTITUTE WITH WEBBED FEET, I KILLED HER ATE THE CHILDREN AND MOVED BACK TO AMERICA AND ASSUMED THE NAME YOU ALL KNOW ME AS, I CURRENTLY RESIDE BETWEEN HERE AND THERE IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMEWHERE. I HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO ROAM THE STREETS IN SEARCH OF BLOOD AND FEAST,DEVOURING LOST SOULS,HUSKS OF MAN AND THE CARCASSES OF BEASTS.

My Interests

IM GENERALLY DISGUSTED! I LOVE GETTING TATTOOED AND AM CURRENTLY SEEKING AN APPRENTICESHIP TO TATTOO PROFESSIONALLY IF YOU HAVE ANY INFO CONTACT ME ASAP, I HAVE ALL THE TOOLS FOR THE JOB AND JUST NEED A MENTOR, I SOLD MY SOUL TO THE DEVIL SO I CAN NO LONGER BARTER WITH THAT BUT IM SURE WE CAN WORK SOME THING OUT.

I'd like to meet:

TATTOO ARTIST FROM ACROSS THE COUNTRY TO APPRENTICE ME I NEED A MENTOR TO TATTOO PROFESSIONALLY, FRANK LEE, PAUL BOOTH, PHILLIP LEU, TATTOO AL, ANY OTHERS I FORGOT TO MENTION....

Music:

THAT LEFTOVER CRACK SHIT.....AND ANYTHING ELSE THAT STRIKES A NERVE! ALSO A RECENT EDITION AUTRY ACOUSTIC! AND "LOOSE" BY SPANK ROCK AND BENNY BLANCO! MITRE ALL GODS KILL! DYSTOPIA- AND SICK ON THE BUS! OH AND SOME OF THAT OLD TIMEY MUSIC AND BLUEGRASS THEN EXTREME NOISE TERROR!BUT IM NOT A MUSIC SNOB EITHER!

Movies:

OH, BROTHER WHERE ART THOU,TROMA!INCLUDING SURF NAZIS MUST DIE AND STREET TRASH, THROW MAMA FROM THE TRAIN AND THE GOONIES OH AND HOWARD THE DUCK, BACK TO THE FUTURE,SCARY MOVIES/SLASHERS AND HORROR FILMS,INDY FILMS FEW!HA!

Television:

VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR, THE DEMISE OF AMERICAN YOUTH AND THE STEALER OF SOULS!

Books:

WENDY-O-MATIKS NEW BOOK IS OUT! LIFE AFTER GOD RECOMMENDED BY SARAH XOXO,DEAN KOONTZ, DAN BROWN,STEPHEN KING, STILL FOR NERDS!

Heroes:

EL DIABLO AND MADDY! THE CARE BEARS,CRIS CROSSLEY

My Blog

"HO, DO YOU KNOW WHAT LOVE IS"? A MARKET STREET PIMPS PHILOSOPHY ON LIFE AND LOVE...

"HO, DO YOU KNOW WHAT LOVE IS"?  I FOUND THIS IN THE SAN FRANCISCO CO. JAIL, A LETTER FROM AN INMATE TO A WOMEN IN THE FREE WORLD, I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING IT WAS 4 PAGES OF A MARKET STREET PIMP...
Posted by BRIANS REVENGE on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 07:53:00 PST

924 GILMAN, WHAT AN ASSHOLE!

I HAD HEARD ABOUT 924 GILMAN FOR YEARS SO WHEN I FINALLY MOVED TO THE BAY AREA I COULD NOT WAIT TO GO SEE A SHOW THERE, I FOUND A FLYER FOR A DYSTOPA SHOW, SO WE GOT DRUNK AND SHOWED UP EARLY TO SIG...
Posted by BRIANS REVENGE on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 08:49:00 PST