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Jonny

Who watches the Watchmen?

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Three generations, bound by blood. One legacy, built on love, lust, and the power of magick. From the frightful depths of the medieval dungeon, to the scandalous delights of the Regency parlor, to the wild ride of the gritty urban streets, come and take a walk on the dark side as only an Eldritch can...Katrina Strauss' trilogy The Eldritch Legacy Now available in its entirety on Fictionwise at: http://www.fictionwise.com/ebooks/Series884.htm Rave reviews for the groundbreaking series that is The Eldritch Legacy!***"Katrina Strauss brings this world of political intrigue, excess, and royalty, mixed with help from generations past, alive in a way that most authors can't pull off...Run, don't walk to get this series, you will not be disappointed." -- Tara Gibbs of TwoLips Reviews***"Edgy, boundary-testing and sometimes just plain testy, [Strauss is] a pure visceral reading pleasure which you'll guiltily devour even as you tell yourself you shouldn't." -- Lee M of CK2's Kwips & Kritiques***"I easily see The Eldritch Legacy moving into place next to Anne Rice's classic Sleeping Beauty trilogy...[Strauss'] voice is different than any other writer's, with a flair for dark, gripping sagas that transcend time." -- Adra Steia of Rites of Romance***"This is a dark fantasy, and the characters are definitely not Disney." -- Elise Logan of BDSM Reviews Indulge in the taboo dungeon fantasy of Secrets Revealed. Romp with the decadent Romantics in Lessons Learned. Explore the modern gothic underground in Fates Fulfilled. Whether read alone, or together in one sweeping epic, these are NOT your mother's romance novels!!!Get Katrina Strauss' The Eldritch Legacy today at http://www.fictionwise.com/ebooks/Series884.htm Or, own all three novels in one easy, downloadable set! http://www.aphroditesapples.com/eldritch_legacy.htm MyWackoSpace MySpace Slideshow MySpace Generators MySpace Comments MySpace Codes

Music:

Glen Danzig Mother BEEP.

Movies:

badmovies.org, Mondo Macabro, Troma Films, Fangoria Compilations, Romero, Argento, Fulci, Jim Jarmusch, Six String Samuri, Evil Dead Series, Bubba Ho-Tep, Phantasm Series, Battle Royale, Save the Green Planet, Curse of the Overfiend, Kung-Pow, The Cuckoo, Winter Sleepers, Cohen Brothers, Tarantino to name a few

Television:

IFC ie The Henry Rollins Show-Grindhouse-One Punk-etc..., Sundance, Sci Fi Channel, Discover Channels, Smallville, Ghost Hunters, Naked Archealogist, Heroes, That 70's Show, anything forensics or True Crimes related, Mythbusters, Miami Ink, X Files marathons bitches, 910, IFL-Go Wolfpack, History channel, Discover Kids Prime Time(family time) to name a few

Books:

Katrina Strauss, Chuck Palahniuk, Ray Bradbury, Sylvia Plath, Richard Brautigan, About a thousand more, Henry Miller, H.P. Lovecraft, Joe R. Lansdale, Jim Goad, Death's Acre, The Marvel Universe, Allen Moore, Dave Gibbons, DC Vertigo-especially Neil Gaeman, Bret Easton Ellis, Donna Tart-I'm in love with her, Maribou Stork Nightmare, Desperation and IT, Fox Magazine to name a few

Heroes:

Katrina Strauss, Andy Goldsworthy, Chuck Palahniuk, Donna Tart, Tony Iommi, Steve Harris, Henry Rollins, Gregg Gin, Glen Danzig Mother BEEP, Bruce Campbell, Jim Goad, Richard Wright, Ray Bradbury, Richard Brautigan, Allen Moore, Norrin Rad, Flannery O, Sylvia Plath, Steven King, Richard Matheson, Cuchualain, My Son to name a few

My Blog

My Granmother’s obit.

Maxine Ridgeway MILLPORT, Ala. - Maxine Ridgeway, 85, died Feb. 29, 2008, at the Care Center of Vernon. Services are today at 4 p.m. at the Dowdle Funeral Home Chapel in Millport with James Walden off...
Posted by Jonny on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 01:46:00 PST

Second installment.

This is the next bit that came out, no rewrites. I wanted to write a shit ton but I didn't get to finish. I was only writing while Arlo was writing for his homework(we made a deal) and then I had to g...
Posted by Jonny on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 10:29:00 PST

This is for the Blackberry King.

This is the first spew of this idea. I find it damned funny to think of a bunch of stoners killing people like right out of reefer madness. Like, what's the most absurd shit I can think of, how about ...
Posted by Jonny on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 11:01:00 PST

If Chins Could Kill

If you haven't read 'If chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor' by Bruce Campbell yet, do it.  Autobiographies by famous(or sort of famous) folk are usually boring, contrived, obviously...
Posted by Jonny on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 10:26:00 PST

WATCH OUT!!!

Thinking of 'Watch out' by Dr. Joseph Suglia, the first thing that comes to mind is I made a huge mistake reading page 97 while eating a huge chunk of orange sharp cheddar. Want me to elaborate? Go re...
Posted by Jonny on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 04:42:00 PST

RIP Kurt Vonnegut

So Kurt Vonnegut died Wednesday. He was one of THE greats. One of MY greats. I'm so fucking sad about it its stupid. When you grow up with media as a friend a mentor and a peer, its rough when those p...
Posted by Jonny on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 01:51:00 PST

Requiem of Grace

Coagulum tar Rust dust cinnabar Broken spindle mar   Creepy crawl And southern drawl   Circumambulate   Torpid limbs still Rigorist will Eucharist bread Belial   We taste the d...
Posted by Jonny on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 12:43:00 PST

Feather down dreads

You move like purpose Sing like meaning Taste of brine and body Your hair stuffed with feather Down, I could measure My want that forever Shall hold like might That you stay as free as the sea And sh...
Posted by Jonny on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 03:10:00 PST

Sweet from her brow

The sweet from her brow stains my sinus. Pet my pallet as I breathe in. Taste of brine and body. Honey sweet sick of lonely reflux. Think of grade school detention cells and celluloid space slugs, ...
Posted by Jonny on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 02:10:00 PST

Slip it in bitches.

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Posted by Jonny on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 11:55:00 PST