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Freewheelin Panda

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About Me

I'm a country boy playing in the creek, catching crawfish, trying not to hate the world. I'm blessed with a wonderful wife who I call Lil' Darlin'. I'm a poet, for better or worse. I plan on eatin' varmints and bugs before I'll go beggin' for scraps. I believe in family and friends. I've been known to smoke a lil' weed, which nowadays is merely an antidote for Breakin' Shit. I'm weirder than a two-peckered billy goat, according to my late father. I'm tired of all the bullshit in the world. I live in the woods where I can do damn near anything I want. I'm a bone-stacker. I'm an artist, though I hate that word. I hate having to call myself anything just so I can stand for something or believe in an idea. I have a shitty attitude sometimes that is my survival mode until I successfully finish my re-wiring. I still believe in peace and love, which might surprise some people. I've never been to a cock-fight but I'd like to. I believe in metaphysical modalities of healing. I don't have a problem with people being open about their bodies and bodily functions. I don't have anything else slick to say. Read my blogs and watch my videos. It's free entertainment.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

people who aren't afraid of the dark side. I want to talk to people who are into high weirdness, fucked up shit, that which is most bent, etc. I'm talking mostly in terms of writing, art, music, etc. I like artists, writers, musicians, and whoever that push buttons, envelopes, limits, etc. Other times I'm in the mood for more laid back folks, pickers and grinners, Rainbow hippies, peaceniks, river runners, back to the landers, naturists, hot spring enthusiasts, etc. My interests are many and varied and I like to think I can find common ground with most people, if they got anything left inside.

My Blog

"The Coach's Little Bitch-Boys"

"The Coach's Little Bitch-Boys" in my younger days i longed for girls who wouldn't even wipe their asses with me but loved getting me to do stuff for them that  no other guy was willing to d...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Jul 2009 20:27:00 GMT

"Dateless Again"

okay...this is an old one and I've posted it before...but tonight I'm surfin' on a similar vibe...just plain nasty and shitty. This is the one my grandma saw online years ago, an early draft that was ...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jun 2009 19:50:00 GMT

"10 Foot Tall Woman"

"10 Foot Tall Woman" I dreamed I had a  10 foot tall woman who kicked my ass and walked me like a dog until my hands and feet were raw. Later she soothed my wounds with vinegar and fed me...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Apr 2009 20:11:00 GMT

a freewriting moment

i'm too fucked up and afraid to speaketo write to tell the talesthat shaped me and left me flailing in shitcold analytical response with no emotional investmentignore the fucking prolapsed elephant fo...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Apr 2009 15:30:00 GMT

"Ozark Winter Morning"

"Ozark Winter Morning"a dusting of snow,single digits,and a joint between thumb and fore-finger...I greet this Ozark winter morning with cold deep breathsand a smile.everything is still. I hear nothin...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Apr 2009 18:49:00 GMT

"She Had Her Way With Me"

"She Had Her Way With Me"My mouth was open when she hit me full in the face with a mean load of bitch pissit's hard to rememberif that wasbefore or aftershe made me eat her assevery concievable acttha...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Mar 2009 18:48:00 GMT

"It Burned"

"It Burned"i pissed into her needle tracksand when she came toshe had a vague recollectionof my godhood.but then i jizzed on her souland it burned.
Posted by on Mon, 09 Mar 2009 21:49:00 GMT

"No Wonder..."

"No Wonder..."I couldn't help but puke in that atmosphere. not only was the air full of cigarette smoke, but also of ill will. The two combined were definitely unsettling to a gut full of fast food an...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Feb 2009 21:07:00 GMT

Shit Acres is the place to be!!!

"Shit Acres"i moved to Missouri to gather hen fruitand slop the hogsunder fire fromavian and porcinelunacy i'd often catch myselfwallerin' aroundin the hog pennaked as the swineunder the blushing moon...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jan 2009 00:19:00 GMT

"First Road Trip"

"First Road Trip"young and oblivious to dangerI rushed out into Americawide eyed open mouthedand drove that piece of shit Ford Escortoff into follies and adventuresbehind restaurants and grocery store...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Jan 2009 01:59:00 GMT