Darth Hefner

I am DARTH HEFNER-DARK LORD OF THE TITS. Some say I'm diabolical,some a pharmalogical terror on the sticks,damn right, bitch i'm the shit! Hef's an xbox killer, a cold beer swiller, so smooth and fresh, a fantasy fulfiller. I got flavor you can savor, I induce sexual behavior, so hot and naughty you'll have to sign a waiver. I got more motion than the ocean, I'll awaken such emotions that ladies can't resist my pimpin' love potion. Hef baby..............yessir yessir................