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About Me

A general miscreant ne'er do well. Frequently falling in and out of favour with my mother and the rest of my family due to my horrendous excesses. None of which involve heroin, crack cocaine and midget and horse sex.All the rest however, they're fair game!!! Even midget horse sex. Which is one of my favourite.This, in the eternal ebb and flow of my life, is balanced with my frequent good deeds towards tramps and flids.It's hard to describe how I balance it all up, but believe me. I'm really kind to tramps and flids.

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My Interests

Typing pish in empty boxes. And Conan the Barbarian.Overlapping text
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I'd like to meet:

A crack smoking midget horse who loves the boaby. Or Conan the Barbarian.PUT YOUR NAME AND A PHOTO IN MY GUEST BOOK!!!!
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Music:

Oh where do I start?Theme from Conan the Barbarian, Lionel Richie, The commodores, Basement Jaxx, Metallica, The Buena Vista Social Club, John Martyn, Nick Drake, Alex Gopher, Gordon the Gopher, are you still reading?...yes. Ok then. Clor, Kasabian, the Kooks, it goes on and on on on on on on on on on

Movies:

The Prestige, Conan the Barbarian, Requiem for a dream (what a laugh), Schindlers list (hee hee hee), hostel (chuckle chuckle, Team America's the funniest I've watched for years.
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Television:

Conasonic 28" colour. Also has a remote control. What's that question about?LOTR REMIX!!! FUNNY SHIT PEOPLE!!!

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Books:

Reading the time travellers wife (fucking magic). Just finished an American Psycho (not as good as it was made out) Best books - Lord of the rings trilogy and Salman Rushdies The satanic verses (well funny) and Fury (well disturbing)I had a video clip on here that was far too disturbing when sober.

Heroes:

Firstly the legendary Conan the BarbarianSecondly DCI Gene Hunt"Gene Hunt is used to kicking doors down. Not picking poofy locks!" Then the guy who copyrighted 21st century fox and made a fucking mint out of it.I don't know how true this is but it's was a good story.I'm not driven by money but it is good that a wee guy can shove it right up a corporation with a bit of ingenuity. A trait I am lacking in.

My Blog

Fucking cunt!!

Myspace is NOT allowing me to insert pictures for some reason. For this reason, and this reason alone. It is a FUCKING CUNT!!!...
Posted by Naz13 on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 02:38:00 PST

Effigy Idol

I've thought on a new business with which we could make some money. Designer effigies! What you do with this company is make effigies that actually look like the person they're meant to be. The main r...
Posted by Naz13 on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 04:12:00 PST

tour the world

I just spent 20 minutes touring the globe. Every person you meet, make friends with them. simple game: spent 20 minutes doing it Currently have 55 friends and am away to bed. I'll update this st...
Posted by Naz13 on Fri, 11 May 2007 09:37:00 PST

The bulletin is mine!

I own the FUKN bully bully bulletin at the momento. Why? because I'm awake later than most. I hope they enjoy my rudeness. I imagine it'll be the pure. "BBBRRRRAAAWWWWthat nairn, he always goes for th...
Posted by Naz13 on Fri, 11 May 2007 09:10:00 PST

Sunny sun sunshine!!

Just reading in the news that Swiss dermatologist Stephan Lautenschlager has researched and discovered that wearing heavier clothing like denim, wool and polyester gives you greater sun protectio...
Posted by Naz13 on Thu, 03 May 2007 08:09:00 PST

Cowbow western

This is purile nonsense, but I went onto the net and downloaded a sample of a gunshot. I have now put it onto my phone so that when I get a text message it is the gunshot sample that plays (...
Posted by Naz13 on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 04:14:00 PST

Buena vista social club

I just found out. That album is 10 years old!!! Wobayjeezuz. Didn't think that at all man. So I've changed my profile tune to my favourite buena vista social club song for a period of time, as a form...
Posted by Naz13 on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 04:32:00 PST

Janeys reunion

Right en. I am as rough as fuck the now. 3 days on gods brew tends to make you scared and lonely, which is exactly what I am just now. I just want someone to hold me and say "Nairn. It'...
Posted by Naz13 on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 07:58:00 PST

Robocop (your move creep)

I just remembered a character from the Robocop show. I don't know if anyone else can, but he was hilarious. He appeared very breifly on a television show in the background. A sweaty man with...
Posted by Naz13 on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 02:03:00 PST

James Bond Baddy

Sitting at my sisters at the mo. Melted. Monty is here with me. I am a James Bond Baddy.
Posted by Naz13 on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 05:52:00 PST