return of the ugly dogs! profile picture

return of the ugly dogs!

say goodnight to the bad guy!

About Me


A LITTLE BIT ABOUT ME
Name: Jason
Birthday: 23/08/72
Birthplace: Dorchester
Current Location: Weymouth
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: dark brown, what there is!
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: hmmmm
Your Weakness: my daughter
Your Fears: bush and blair blowing the panet apart! global warming! ! myspace and ebay closing down! lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: FUCK!!!! IM LATE!!!
Your Bedtime: 1 - 4am
Your Most Missed Memory: cant remember
Do you Swear: do i fuck!
Have you Been in Love: thought so
Do you want to go to College: nah!
Do you want to get Married: maybe
Do you belive in yourself: yeah!
Do you get Motion Sickness: nah!
Do you think you are Attractive: seen worse!
Are you a Health Freak: nah!
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah, only got me mum but she is the best!
Do you like Thunderstorms: love em, especially with lightning!
Do you play an Instrument: yeah! guitar....badly!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah!
In the past month have you Smoked: yeah!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: dont think so! (what are they?)
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: christ no!!!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope!
In the past month have you been Dumped: nah!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nah!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nah!
Ever been Drunk: once ot twice!
Ever been called a Tease: i expect so!
Ever been Beaten up: yeah! lol
Ever Shoplifted: yeah! only as a kid tho.Lee majors "fall guy truck" i simply had to have it!
How do you want to Die: painlessly!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Victor meldrew!
What country would you most like to Visit: Iceland!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dont care!
Favourite Hair Color: dont care!
Short or Long Hair: not too short!
Height: within reason!
Weight: as above! lol
Best Clothing Style: minimal!
Number of Drugs I have taken: zillions!
Number of CDs I own: as above!
Number of Piercings: 2 now! had few more but removed as it got fashionable!
Number of Tattoos: 8 (but 2 were done in stages!)
Number of things in my Past I Regret: what a stupid question! loads!
You Are 88% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
You Should Drive a DeLorean
You don't take yourself too seriously, and you prefer a fun, unusual car... like this Back to the Future gem! What Sports Car Should You Drive?
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"I dunno, press the button and find out." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

My Interests

MEEEEEEETAAAAAAAAAAAAAl!!! my life revolves around my beautiful daughter jessie (bear to her friends) and zakk the dog (poo woo to his friends) going to gigs and festivals,bikes, bit of footy here and there, come on you GOONERS!!! guitars, trying to work out this bloody pc malarky! like to go fishing with my mates when its nice weather, dont like the fishing and dont like fish...just go for the chilled atmos and a laugh! you should try it!ONE DAY IM GONNA GET ME ONE OF THESE!!!
INSTEAD OF ONE OF THESE...

Your Life: The Soundtrack
Opening credits: the uninvited guest - dog fashion disco
Waking up: ugly in the morning - faith no more
Average day: do your best and dont worry - morrissey
First date: freakin out - graham coxon
Falling in love: woman - wolfmother
Love scene: lick my love pump - spinal tap
Fight scene: exile - slayer
Breaking up: the world has turned and left me here - weezer
Getting back together: good times - the stone roses
Secret love: sistinas - danzig
Life's okay: back in black - ac/dc
Mental breakdown: mass appeal madness - napalm death
Driving: ace of spades - motorhead
Learning a lesson: rime of the ancient mariner - iron maiden
Deep thought: hurt - nine inch nails/johnny cash
Flashback: welcome to the jungle - guns n roses
Partying: one step beyond - madness
Happy dance: no good (start the dance) - the prodigy
Regreting: battery in your leg - blur
Long night alone: street spirit (fade out) - radiohead
Death scene: fade to black - metallica
Closing credits: orion - metallica
a

I'd like to meet:

Jenna Jameson!!! Jeff Hanneman ,zakk wylde, Bjork, Glen Danzig , Dog Fashion Disco , Russel Brand just so i can tell him he's a cunt!The Man The Myth The Legend. Thierry Henry
..
Add to My Profile | More VideosThierry Henry Arsenal FC
..
Add to My Profile | More Videos

Music:

DOG FASHION DISCO,SLAYER,NAPALM DEATH,CKY,MISFITS,SAMHAIN, DANZIG,SOAD,WHITE ZOMBIE,AC/DC,SABBATH,MOTORHEAD, SLIPKNOT,CATHEDRAL,KREATOR, CELTIC FROST,DOWN, LAMB OF GOD,BLACK LABEL,SOCIETY,SABBAT,IRON MAIDEN,ALKALINE TRIO,THE BERSERKER,MINISTRY,D.R.I,NIN, BLUR, BJORK, BECK,RADIOHEAD, THE SMITHS, THE STONE ROSES, JOHNNY CASH, ELVIS, U NAME IT, I PROBABLY GOT IT!

Movies:

STAR WARS....OBVIOUSLY! SCARFACE,PULP FICTION,GOODFELLAS,TAXI DRIVER, NATURAL BORN KILLERS, KING CREOLE(YES! ELVIS!), DAY OF THE DEAD, ANYTHING WITH JOHNNY DEPP AND BY TIM BURTON, SNATCH, LOCK STOCK...., MEAN MACHINE, FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS,HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES, CREEP, WITHNAIL AND I, BIG FISH, SCHOOL OF ROCK, THE SCORE, ANYTHING THATS NOT SLUSHY!!!.. width="425" height="350" ....

Television:

DULL! IF I HAVE TO PUT SOMETHING...OH I DUNNO! THE FLUMPS,MR BEN, DANGERMOUSE, COUNT DUCKULA!SOUTH PARK, ALAN PARTRIDGE, TOP GEAR (GET WELL SOON HAMMOND YA CRAZY FOOL!) KERRANG AND SCUZZ CHANNELS!.. width="425" height="350" ....

Books:

everything by MARK BILLINGHAM the ways of wyrd by BRIAN BATES SHAUN HUTSON RICHARD LAYMON TERRY PRATCHETT

Heroes:

.. width="425" height="350" ...... width="425" height="350" ...... width="425" height="350" ...... width="425" height="350" ....

My Blog

another glorious victory!

well my boys did it again in style in the worthless cup, beat those northern scoundrels liverpool 6-3 tonight! bring on the spurs!...
Posted by return of the ugly dogs! on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 02:46:00 PST

3-1

well my boys, the mighty gooners, spanked the bottoms of the not so mighty liverpool fc last night. 3-1still feeling a bit shabby due to the booze i accidently drank! lol...
Posted by return of the ugly dogs! on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 05:51:00 PST

typical time off!

well this is my 1st ever blog entry, how exciting eh folks? hmmmm!It just amazes me that whenever i get some time off work nobody is ever about to play!all my mates are busy at work and all you misera...
Posted by return of the ugly dogs! on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 04:13:00 PST