Well, im a financial Director for Trotters Independent Traders (T.I.T) Where we mainly deal in exporting high quality legal goods to glamorous city's like Paris, Madrid, Peckham etc. Speaking of which, I have some high quality briefcases which retail at around 120 quid, but you can have 'em for 40 'nicker each. If your interested just let me know.
I have a half brother called Derrick AKA 'Dell Boy', who has bought me up since I was 3 years old, after my dad ran away and my mother died a premature death. He's a good loyal citizen of the UK and has not done anything illigal/ dangerous since he got mistaken for being the head Don of the mafia in Miami.
Im married to my beautiful Cassandra and I have a lovely daughter called Joan Trotter Jnr.
I have 2 GCE's in Art and Mathematics, I went on to do Art but I was expelled for smoking marijuana, but art wasnt really for me. I much prefer being Finincial Director of T.I.T and drivin/ loadin the van a Reliant Regal.In my spair time I like to go down the Nag's Head to see the boys. I also like to watch bargain hunt an' see David Dickinson..."Cheap As Chips!", lovely jubbly.
My brother once spread a rumour saying that I raped woman and I was soon called the 'Peckham Pouncer'.O Yea, Me an my brother once became millionaires by finding a unique watch in our garage in 1996. But in 2001 we lost it all due to a stock market crash.
Beverage? Half Lager
Food? Sid's or a Balti
Item Of Clothing? Army Jacket an' Jeans
Meal Of The Day? One of Del's greasy breakfasts
Feature On Yourself? Hair or dress sense
Quality In A Girl? How much their father earns
Phrase? "Cosmic", "Triffic", "leave off grandad"
Song? Theme tune to Only Fools & Horses....dunno why
Musical Band/ Artist? I had a band once which appeared on T.O.T.P, we were cosmic! and I was on drums
Sport? Peggin' it from the cops
Movie? I wrote a film once, t'was about a monkey or summat
TV Show? Only Fools And Horses
Radio Station? The van doesnt have a radio
Actor? David Jason, he's triffic in A Touch Of Frost...or Nicholas Lyndhurst, Del reckons he looks like me
Do You/ Have You Ever?
Pets? Ye Damien
Piercings? No, but I once had a clip on pony tail
Been To Europe? Yea, an everytime i go a member of my family seems to get arrested
Broken Any Bones? Nearly, when I went Skateboardin in Spain...long story
Been Stabbed/ Shot? Almost, when I chased a thief round Peckham...but Del knocked him out with a briefcase...Which reminds me iv' got some for sale if you interested
Which Friend...
Is The Funniest? Non of 'em
Is The Prettiest? Uncle Albert....Have you seen my friends?!
Is The Most Handsome? Del likes to think he is...but he's not
Is The Craziest? Trigg
Is The Loudest? Boyce's laugh, or his wife
Is The Most Shy? Denzel
Is The Most loving? Cassy
Is The Most Understanding? Cassy
Is The Most Boring? Alan my father inlaw
Is The Richest? Boyce...but he's legged it to Shropshire or summat, aparently he has his own TV Show now
Is The Most Atheletic? Tyler...Boyces Kid
Is the Most Cocky? Boyce
Is The Most Worldy/ Cultured? Trigg, he seems to get around
Do You Tell Everything To? Cassy
Has The Best Clothes? Prob Del or Uncle Albert, when hes wearin is Navy outfit
Has The Best House? We used to, but then we went broke, so its probably Boyce...but I havn't seen him for awhile....
Will You Be Glad To See Dead? Boyce
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!Trotters Independent Traders Co also deal in services. We have a high reputation on Chandelier cleaning, as you can trust us with our safe hands! We've been in the business for years and have done many high profile jobs...cost's can be abit dear though, so please ask permission before you call. T.I.T are also keen painters as we are known to paint top resturant kitchens bright Fluorescent green, our moto is 'Why not blind yourself as you work!'. We also have "Trotters Ethnic Tours", where you grab a high quality bus which takes you to all the most glamorous and famous places around Peckham, Including The Nags Head & Sids Cafe. One of our newest offers is van leasing. Yes, you can lease your very own T.I.T van, whether it be to show off to your friends, or to try and live the glamorous lifestyle in which we do, you can even use it as a curtsey car incase you've had a 'knock'; please ask for further details!...You thirsty? We have batches of 'Peckham Spring', Peckham Spring water is from a natural and ancient source....Well its from the Thames, you can't get more ancient and natural than that!. Trotters Independent Traders Have some great Deals at the moment, check out 'Rodney Trotter's Networking' to find out more. If there's anything you would like to purchase, just post a comment and We'll try and comment you the required item A.S.A.P, many thanks. Rodney (Financia Adviser)...**Trotters Independent Traders are proud sponsors of 'Triggers Brylcreem', 'Uncle Albert's Colman's Mustard' and 'Mike Fisher', barman of The Nags Head**...Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | ClassifiedsMySpace Codes..
