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jesse

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Heyyyyyyy everrrrrybuddy!
So Im walking through the cubicles at my office the other day holding a large kitchen knife because its bagel day and I cant help but feel like I'm glimpsing at my own future. Have you ever felt this way? You are not your job, you are not the contents of your wallet, I am jacks stupid "about me" blurb. I work in corporate hell but live in fanboy utopia. I see almost every movie that comes out, collect too many toys and try to support it as a graphic designer. Into special effects, toy collecting and making, comics, writing, sculpting and music, good stuff you probably never even heard of! Ill tell you all about it.

My Interests

Less and less interested in bright shiny things these days. Worship the genius of Trey Parker. Sculpting, animation, web design on a little bit of writing these days.

I'd like to meet:

People with disposable income, roughly around $20 plus shipping and handling. If your down with the clowns, comics, toys, horror flics, bad horror flics, and other retardo stuff message me!

Music:

The Bass, The Rock The Mic, The Treble, I like my coffee black just like my metal.

Movies:

Holy Trinity of Evil Dead movies, .01% less holier living dead trilogy, American Psycho, Equilibrium, From Dusk Til Dawn, Versus, The Ring, The Eye, Kung Pow, The Thumbfather, Thumb Wars, Frankenthumb, Blair Thumb Project.

Television:

South Park, Simpsons, Sopranos, Oz, Daily Show, Tough Crowd With Colin Quinn, Strangers With Candy, Chappelle Show, American Choppers. Adult swim. Thats it. Totally comprehensive list, nothing more nothing less.

Books:

American Psycho, Fight Club, All I Need To KNow About Filmmaking I learned From The Toxic Avenger, Behind The Paint.

Heroes:

Ham on italian bread nothing on it.